In an Impious Digest exclusive, it was revealed today that Rush Limbaugh faked a heart attack for more Oxycontin. Limbaugh, pictured here whilst faking a heart attack to gain sympathy from his drug dealer, fooled no one but the mainstream media; stating that he was only suffering chest pains. It is, however, a well-known fact Limbaugh, a race-baiting demon spawn, was born without a heart.

"He does this every fucking year," noted the dealer, whom for obvious reasons chose to remain anonymous. "He says he spent all his money on gifts but we know better. He's just a cheap fat bastard that wants everything on credit. Well guess what? My supplier doesn't give me credit because he listens to Rush when it comes to economic advice. So I wish it was real, I don't know of anyone who deserves the real thing more than this excrement."

Earlier, Limbaugh had also faked erectile dysfunction by purposely getting himself arrested with an illegal Viagra cache; this to gain sympathy and ratings from legions of impotent fans.

Unsurprisingly, Limbaugh also has a tendency to accuse other celebrities of faking serious medical conditions to gain sympathy. The most infamous case was when he accused Michael J. Fox of faking Parkinson's Disease symptoms, going as far as to mock the involuntary shaking and trembling the actor struggled through while making public appearances.

More as this story develops.