What is Actually Happening in Eastern Ghouta?

Foreign Affairs

Currently, the situation around Eastern Ghouta can only be described as drastic. Jaysh Al-Islam along with Faylaq al Rahman militants are blocking civilian evacuations via humanitarian corridors, preventing the delivery of humanitarian aid, and evacuating the wounded. The humanitarian pause came into effect at 9 a.m. on Thursday upon the initiative of the Syrian Government and Russia. In the area of Vafidin, the government forces have already created block posts, and the medical staff is ready to provide the necessary medical care for the sick and injured. Moreover, special buses will evacuate civilians to safe areas. […]

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Independent Press

“A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.” […]

The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Confucious

Gratuitous Impiety

Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and that night he pulled out the jars of his preserved semen since boyhood, and filmed the worlds first Bukkake porn. Unfortunately his wife almost drowned. At nineteen he entered the service of a noble family as superintendent of bitches and hos. […]

Doomsday Planes Race Into American Skies As Historic Military Orders And Atmospheric Explosion Warnings Issued

Sorcha Faal

Yet another gravely concerning new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing issues involving the global coronavirus pandemic, states that Aerospace Forces have successfully delivered over 100,000 coronavirus COVID-19 test kits to 13 nations, including Iran and North Korea—test kits not needed in the Russian Federation at this time as only 253 people are confirmed infected with the coronavirus, of whom only 11 patients contracted the coronavirus inside Russia, while some 90% of cases were brought from abroad—thus holding this crisis from a military perspective well within the bounds of acceptable norms—the same of which, however, cannot be said about what is currently evolving in the United States with their military forces—who just hours ago officially cancelled their massive military exercise Defender Europe 2020 that would have seen tens-of-thousands of combat ready US Army troops flooding into the European Union—an official cancellation following what occurred 48-hours prior, on 19 March, when the United States Strategic Command suddenly ordered all of its “Doomsday Planes” to immediately evacuate from their Offutt Air Force Base location in Nebraska and deploy into the skies over America—strategic war time aircraft of various types designed to ensure the communication integrity of the entire US government and its leaders in a time of a declared national emergency—and when taking to the air, then saw US Air Force General Joseph Lengyel abruptly announcing that tens-of-thousands of his nation’s frontline National Guard troops were standing by ready to be deployed to fight the coronavirus pandemic—and then for the first time in the modern history of the United States, saw the Department of Defense being given standby orders to ensure the “continuity of government” in response to the coronavirus pandemic—all of which culminated with a shock global alert being issued by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) warning that two incoming asteroids could cause atmospheric explosions over the next few days—atmospheric explosions that, without any doubt, would put an already strained-to-the-limit world in the crossfire of a nuclear retaliation strike if they’re perceived even in the slightest to have a manmade cause.  […]

US Air Forces Retreat From Russian “Red Line” After Syrian Air Defenses Obliterate Israeli Missile Strike

Sorcha Faal

A very sobering new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that by 0400 Moscow Time on 9 April, US and NATO warplanes operating in the Levant War Zone retreated to their various Middle Easternstaging bases and sea platforms (aircraft carriers) without their having violated the new rules of engagement (ROE-”Red Line’) imposed by Russia on these hostile Western military forces—and whose swift withdrawal came in the aftermath of a failed, and unprovoked, Israeli airstrike on a Syrian air base whose air defenses obliterated 5 of the 8 missiles fired at it.   […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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