What? You a super hero now, fool? You do realize no one gives a fuck about your politics, right? You do realize no one is losing sleep over your disapproval?
Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married, and that night he pulled out the jars of his preserved semen since boyhood, and filmed the worlds first Bukkake porn. Unfortunately his wife almost drowned. At nineteen he entered the service of a noble family as superintendent of bitches and hos. […]
An intense new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the bloody conflict being waged over the long-disputed region of Nagorno-Karabakh between the Republic of Armenia and Republic of Azerbaijan, says the introduction into this war of terrorist mercenaries from Syria and Libya prompted United States Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to seek an emergency audience with Pope Francis—an emergency audience requested due to intelligence showing that the supposed Communist Chinese “medics” recently flown into Azerbaijan are military officials directing this conflict under direct orders issued by genocide approving Communist Chinese President Xi Jinping—but shockingly saw Pope Francis denying an audience to Secretary Pompeo, and the Vatican warning America against playing politics over China. […]
In a surprising development, crazed Green Party candidate Jill Stein called for a recount of her 10,984 pit hairs in hopes that it could somehow influence the electoral college and flip the election. Catatonic Clinton volunteers, still in grief and shock, had already counted the hairs twice in a painfully mistaken belief they could use them to replace the ballots in Michigan.
“The hairy Green bitch lied to us!” cried a rueful Rose Pudenda. “I have arthritis and I can’t afford this aggravation. It took me five minutes to flip her the bird.” […]
For the sake of the movement, every effort should be made to distance Black Lives Matter from pseudo-activist Ijeoma Oluo, Marissa Johnson, and any other operative hungry to exploit the tragic murder of a young man for Hillary's political gain. […]
The quote from American physicist Nick Herbert I’ve cited to begin this letter is contained within the statement “Almost one hundred years ago, the project to reduce the world to mathematical physics failed suddenly and completely” given by legendary mathematician-physicist-philosopher genius Wolfgang Smith, who demonstrates in the powerful documentary “The End Of Quantum Reality” on shockingly obvious grounds the dead end at which physics has arrived, and how we can “return, at last, to the real world”. […]
The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]
March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]
BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]
Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]
Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?
The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.
Dr. Fauci claims to have NO knowledge of the dangerous gain-of-function research that resulted in COVID-19, yet the NIH was involved in the intial research proposal with the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
He engaged in the COVID cover-up & should be behind bars. Sign if you agree.
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