Separated at Birth

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Earlier today it was reported there was a study that Barack Obama and Brad Pitt were cousins, and that Angelina Jolie and Hillary Clinton were distantly related also. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, according to the genealogist with enough spare time on his hand to come up with the findings. […]

John Stossel Bitch Slapped – Literally

Gratuitous Impiety

In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein’s work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of dog shit he really is. Note how he runs like a girl after the second slap. Also, read the letter below to see why I have actually risked defaming dog shit by association. […]

CNN’s Self-Evident Hologram Fraud

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You're so stupid you think Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album. You're so stupid you stand up on an empty bus. And last but not least, Wolf Blitzer is so stupid he got hit by a parked car. Even if what stood before Blitzer was a hologram, and it wasn't, it would still appear on two-dimensional television, thereby making the hologram no more exceptional or real than Wolf Blitzer's reportorial credentials. […]

Trump Taunts China As “Forgotten Crisis” And “Wolf Warriors” Reignite World War III Fears

Sorcha Faal

By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers

A gravely concerning new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that just hours prior to Communist Chinese President Xi Jinping signing a new security law to strip Hong Kong and its peoples of all freedom earlier this morning, President Donald Trump ordered the US Army to release an “ultra rare video” showing its elite 1st Special Forces Group Green Beret troops in Taiwan training for combat alongside the equally elite Taiwanese Army 101st Amphibious Reconnaissance Battalion Special Operations Unit—a video meant to taunt and enrage the “Wolf Warriors” in Communist China that claim Taiwan as their sovereign territory, and about whom the entire media establishment in India is now predicting are about to start World War III—an apocalyptic prediction that now sees India rushing to its border with Communist China its “Quick Reaction” anti-air missiles—while in the United States, both Republican Party US Senator John Cornyn and Democrat Party US Senator Mark Warner, the co-chairs of the powerful United States Senate India Caucus, have introduced an emergency bill to strengthen US-India defence ties—and at the same time, sees the United States, Israel, France and Russia being among the free nations of the world all rushing emergency shipments of weapons and ammunition to India—all of which has reawakened the world to the “Forgotten Crisis” of 1962 that’s now been reignited—but this time around sees both India and Communist China being nuclear armed super powers. […]

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Trump Declares Total Economic War On Canada-Mexico Saying “Trade Wars Are Good, And Easy To Win”

by Sorcha Faal in Donald Trump

President Donald Trump has defeated the globalists within his own government by declaring total economic war on both Canada and Mexico—and that he began this past week by breaking off North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) negotiations, and that he followed hours later with his delivering a death blow to this trade pact by announcing new tariffs—and that just hours ago, he reinforced by declaring on his Twitter page “trade wars are good, and easy to win”. […]

Censorship

Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Censorship

Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

Operation Mockingbird, CIA Media Control Program

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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