IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts

A new report issued by Aerospace Defence Forces (ADF) doctor-scientists is warning that the likelihood of a catastrophic +7 magnitude earthquake striking the Basin and Range Province of the United States within the next 7 days has increased to an over 70% probability—and which is due to the mysterious 41P/Tuttle-Giacobini-Kresák Comet that shockingly began to slow down over this past year and started exchanging “plasma discharges” with our Earth and Sun—the latest occurring within the last 36 hours when this comet “struck” our Sun causing a massive solar flare and plasma discharge—and that was followed, 12 hours later by, an 8.2 magnitude earthquake striking the seas off the coast of Alaska. [ […]

Within hours of elite Russian Spetsnaz forces obliterating the CIA base in Syria behind a plot to assassinate President Donald Trump—Wikileaks leader Julian Assange posted to his Twitter account the long awaited “Marshall Attack” message signaling his acceptance of Trump’s “terms”—and that has now left the entire world holding its breath in fear as to how the American shadow government “Deep State” will respond. […]

Former FBI Director James “Showboat” Comey arrived in DC today in preparation for hearings on Russian meddling in our election and possible obstruction of justice allegations. […]