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“Deep State, Department of Justice and FBI operatives are so in panic, they’re now ratting out each other”—a panic increasing by the hour after, less than 24-hours ago, the Trump supporting Italian newspaper Il Foglio shockingly revealed that missing and presumed dead “Deep State” operative Joseph Mifsud, who began the entire Russiagate coup plot by his meeting with Trump campaign official George Papadopoulos, has been hiding these past two years an apartment complex in Rome a stones throw away from the US Embassy […]

An alarming Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that the US Pacific Command (PACOM) has issued a “war warning directive” to the Federation’s Pacific Fleet notifying them that anti-submarine combat operations have begun in the Sea of Japan that “could/may” “negatively impact” Russia’s 22 submarines transiting this region to their home ports in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky and Vilyuchinsk—and that follows by 48 hours US Marine Corps General Joseph Dunford, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, preparing America’s missile forces in Alaska to strike North Korea—and, also, has fears growing within the MoD that the US is preparing to blame the attack on one of their warships on Russia too.  […]

An angrily written new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today slams what it calls “typical and blatant American hypocrisy” over the United States giving to the Peoples Republic of China what amounts to a “free pass” for this communist-led nation’s execution of up to 20 undercover CIA agents they had captured, all of whom were immediately beheaded so that their organs could be harvested and sold—while at the same time, the United States kicked out 35 Russian diplomats and closed the Russian embassy in San Francisco for the “fake news” crime of interfering in the 2016 US presidential election, with another 60 Russian diplomats expelled and the Russian consulate in Seattle closed downfor another “fake news” crime of a supposed poisoning of a former double agent.  […]