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For the first time since Friday, October 13th, 1307, the Knights Templar have been invited back into the inner sanctum of monotheism, according to Templar and P2 Freemason lodge sources.  So, a 711-year-old injustice, one that gave rise to the superstition of Friday the 13th being unlucky, is finally being addressed.  This is just another sign that we are experiencing events that can only be described as biblical.  Remember that in February of 2016, the Roman and Russian churches ended their thousand-year schism.  Will the Muslim, Jewish, and Christian schisms be next to end?  Maybe we will find out soon. […]

Never believing that any other nation would ever adopt for themselves the “Soviet Show Trails” corrupted system of communist-socialist justice, this report explains, the entirety of Russia watched with alarmed amazement during the years of the Clinton-Bush-Obama Regimes when it was recreated in the United States—and whose conviction rates of ordinary US citizens now stands at a staggering 98.7%–and whose latest “Soviet Show Trial” victim is President Trump’s former campaign manager Paul Manafort. […]

In retaliation against these Western elites seeking to instill in their citizen’s minds a belief that Russians aren’t human beings worthy of life, this report says, on Monday (17 April) President Putin (in his showing the West how “primitive” his people really are) ordered a Tu-95 Bear Strategic Bomber equipped with the Khibiny Electronic Warfare System “super weapon” to fly to the edge of NORAD’s Air Defence Identification Zone in Alaska—and when approached by American fighter aircraft, deploy its “electronic payload” to “devastating and paralyzing effect”—and that it did so much so, in fact, when this bomber returned the following day (18 April), no US fighter aircraft were even able to take off from their Alaskan airfields. […]