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“No breakthroughs” were made during talks held yesterday between President Putin and US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. Alarming circumstance were brought about after Pompeo essentially warned Putin that President Trump doesn’t know what his own US Navyis doing as it steams its way towards a catastrophic and needless confrontation with Iran—the truth of which was stunningly displayed when an obviously stunned Trump admitted he didn’t even know about his military’s plan to rush 120,000 troops to the Middle East—that was followed by a rare on-the-record press briefing given by British Army Major-General Chris Ghika from the Baghdad-Iraq headquarters of Operation Inherent Resolve (OIR) where he stated “I’m not going to go into the detail of it, but there are a substantial number of militia groups in Iraq and Syria and we don’t see any increased threat from many of them at this stage”—but whose statement of no Iranian threat being seen, saw him near immediately being rebuked by US Navy career officer Marine General Kenneth F. McKenzie Jr. (US Marines are land force of US Navy) who is the commander of US Central Command (CENTCOM) responsible for the Middle East Region—and after rebuking British General Chika, then saw General McKenzie Jr. placing all of his CENTCOM forces on high alert and his ordering all non-emergency American personnel to immediately leave Iraq—thus showing Putin’swise move to fly to his meeting with Pompeo while being escorted by half of Russia’s Su-57 stealth fighter fleet of warplanes, as no one knows when World War III is set to begin. […]

President Donald Trump has just issued his first overt war threat against the Russian Federation by his warning “Get ready Russia, missiles will be coming at Syria, nice and new and ‘smart’!”—and to which Moscow quickly responded to by asking Trump “Are ‘smart’ missiles an attempt to destroy alleged chemical attack evidence in Syria?”—and whose precipitating event was the total obliteration, by what the West believes were Russian Spetsnaz forces, of a secret Algerian military flight carrying over 250 French-trained Islamic terrorists (all of whom were killed) destined for a CIA base in Jordon on the Syrian border—and though neither confirming or denying that Russian special forces downed this plane, this report notes that the Americans were already warned: “If you want a confrontation, you’ll get one everywhere”. […]