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Britain’s Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Boris Johnson who appeared on German television stating positively that the poison affecting the Skripals came from Russia, thus igniting the tit-for-tat expulsions of hundreds of Russian and Western diplomats and pushing the world to the brink of war—with Secretary Johnson, also, being supported by the UK Foreign Office who, likewise, Tweeted that the nerve agent used in the poisoning of the Skripals came directly from Russia—but who have now deleted their weeks old Tweet with their further comically stating that Secretary Johnson made no such claim at all, in spite of everyone in the world having watched him do so.  […]

As the world’s two superpower countries Russia and the United States continue walking on the edge of the abyss in Syria, and Russian citizens are being told to pack essentials for their stays in bomb shelters, a new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that German Chancellor Angela Merkel has just informed President Donald Trump that her nation will not participate in any attack on the Syrian people—and whose decision was spurred by the US suddenly deploying its nuclear war Boeing E-4B Nightwatch “Doomsday Plane” in preparation for World War III—with it to be noted that this deployment came within an hour of the believed to be “take down” of a Greek-NATOwarplane by elite Russian Spetsnaz forces for its threatening Russia’s ally Turkey. […]

President Putin has authorized the continued liquidation of all US Dollars holdings as part of an accelerated plan for the Russian Federationto cut all ties with the West—most particularly due to the United States where radical-leftist “Deep State” elements have declared that a “state of war” now exists between Russia and the US only comparable to 7 December 1941when the Japanese Empire launched a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor—and in whose goal to hasten this conflict, directly caused the death of a United States Secret Service (USSS) “taster” for President Trump this past weekend in Scotland—with the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) further noting that it has now placed Trump on its official “death watch” of expected soon to be assassinated American political leaders—like President John F. Kennedywas, on 10 June 1963, after he, like Trump has just done, tried to make peace with Russia—that was quickly followed by thousands of “Wanted For Treason” posters being created calling for President Kennedy’s arrest, and his then being publically executed—and that is, once again, being dangerously reenacted with “Wanted For Treason” posters being created calling for the arrest of President Trump too.   […]