Impious Digest Announces $25,000 Fire Truck Literary Scholarship

Ladder 23 penned last year’s Pulitzer Prize winning essay on Saudi war crimes in Yemen, “The Cluster Bomb Terrorists.”

Are you a struggling fire truck with a qualifying GPA and knack for writing gifted poetry and prose? we want to hear from you. Here are some little known facts about fire trucks.

FACT: Fire trucks are mammals.

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