I’m a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man’s Body

ladder-17

For the longest time I’ve always felt like I am a fire truck trapped in a man’s body. Some day I will have surgery to fix that, and maybe I will be on the cover of Vanity Fair.

caitlyn-jenner-bruce-jenner-vanity-fair-2015-cove-510

In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such  as my ladder.



screenshot_3

About Independent Press 495 Articles
Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?

Be the first to comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.