Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
Also promises to stop the TPP she championed publicly 45 times, swears election wasn't rigged, swears she has never lied to the public (seriously). Cognitive dissonance has a field day for Hillarybots. […]
UPDATE: These documents have been called into question but they did set off a firestorm of interest from actual concerns that knew about her record and her recent absences and behavior. Released were several allegations—the most damaging being a diagnosis of Hillary Clinton that says she has “Complex Partial Seizures” and “Subcortical Vascular Dementia.” This explains over 257 days without press conferences, an inability to stand for long periods of time, not traveling without a medical team, nearby, which is unheard of, and a refusal to debate without releasing conditions. […]
"I am just too damned healthy to run. It isn't fair to Donald Trump. Trump is weak. He is tired, and I fear I may wear him out completely. I just hope my supporter understands and votes for Woodrow Wilson. Trump has no economic policy and he wants to eat my bicycles. I am going to climb Mount Everest, now, and start a new career in gymnastics." […]