Hillary’s Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss

The recently released Mueller Report, which totally absolved President Donald Trump of the make believe charges brought against him comically claiming he conspired with Russia, or obstructed justice in defending himself against a crime that never happened, states that this over 400-page supposed legal document mocked by top White House attorney Emmet Flood as being “part truth commission report and part law school exam paper”, has now charted a mayhem (violent or damaging disorder; chaos) filled journey for itself on the road called “The Law Of Unintended Consequences”—where this more aptly named “Hillary Hell Bomb” is now exploding in US Federal Courts—the first being the US Federal Court hearing the case against Russian company Concord Management, whose lawyers warned the Mueller Report release violated court rules prohibiting lawyers in a case from making public comments that could reasonably “interfere with a fair trial or otherwise prejudice the due administration of justice”—and the second being the US Federal Court overseeing the case of former Trump adviser Roger Stone, whose lawyers have demanded the entire case be tossed out because the Mueller Report revealed that no evidence exists proving Russia hacked anything during the 2016 US Presidential Election.  […]

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]

Hillary Clinton is now “turning to God” and contemplating becoming a preacher as reports surface that the US Department of Justice has offered her a plea deal, while at the same time her “death list” continues to grow—the latest death being a black male prostitute turning up dead at the home of one of her top white Democratic Party donors.  […]