Hillary’s Garden Hose Nervously Waiting to Be Blamed For Election Loss

Fresh on the heels of a Henry Kissinger endorsement, recognized and wanted as a war criminal in several countries he can no longer step foot in, Hillary proudly announces a ringing endorsement from Satan, the Prince of Darkness. "This is kind of a no brainer," chirped a proud Satan. "She's been Employee of the Month for 46 months straight. From Iraq to Syria, Gaza to Afghanistan, you name it, there is no end to the dead children she's delivered me in her quest to end her life as US President. To her I say 'well done, my good and faithful servant.'  Now come, it is time to go home." […]

With Russia being the largest country in the world having over 6.6 million square miles of territory (Canada is second largest with about 2.8 million square miles), but having a sparse population of only 143 million (compared with the United States having 327 million and the European Union having 508 million), this report notes, about 17 million foreign citizen refugees, during 2017, entered the country, with over 9 million of them choosing to apply for citizenship—that compares with the United States, during this same year, only accepting 33,000. […]

Just when you think mainstream journalists have superseded insentient excrement on the evolutionary ladder, they tumble back down a few rungs below the origin of feces. A case in point: Andrew Malcolm of the Los […]