Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.”
7-hours after China warned Trump his trade talks with them are nearing collapse—a warning China felt emboldened to issue after former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appealed to them to “get Trump’s tax returns” and former Vice President Joe Biden stunningly declared that “China isn’t a threat to America”—both of whom failed to remember that the United States is currently in a “State of War” under Military Law and Trump has already designated “China as the greatest threat to America”—thus placing both Clinton and Biden in criminal violation of 18 U.S. Code § 2381 Treason that says: “Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death…” […]
President Putin’s vow this morning to continuing strengthening Russian military defences is a needed action in light of President Trump having just accused his National Security Advisor John Bolton of trying to start a war against Venezuela without his knowledge—a fearful fact placing into stark relief that Trump may not be in full control over his own military forces—and as further exampled by Trump’s former White House Chief of Staff, and retired US Marine general, John Kelly having just issued a threat stating “Trump’s family needs to be dealt with”—a frightening statement for any former career US Naval officer to make (US Marines are part of US Navy) against a sitting civilian President, and comes at the same time the US Navy, also, shockingly fired its top non-commissioned officer Command Master Chief Jonas Carter because he jokingly asked his sailors aboard the USS Harry Truman to “clap like we’re at a strip club” when Vice President Mike Pence visited their warship—but whose apparently in rebellion US Navy forces have just been met by Trump’s former National Security Advisor, and retired US Army general, H.R McMaster who has just warned that rebellious White House officials surrounding Trump have now become “a danger to the Constitution”—a danger US Army Chief of Staff General Mark Milley is preparing to meet by his ordering deployed this week highly-specialized US Army military forces that can only be likened to assassination teams—who now join the US Army forces preparing to put under siege rebellious American cities—and about which the Security Council noted this past December-2018 when they identified General Milley as being the leader of the secretive QAnon military organization supporting Trump and preparing to place the United States under total martial law. […]
Soon after the building of a local venue a day prior, HRC was able to pack it for the first time. The record was broken when two people managed to fit inside the phone booth as a young Trump supporter, looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter nearby, looked in the phone tray and then left when he found nothing. Or rather, he tried to.
As Hillary blocked his exit to continue her speech to an unenthused audience, the young man politely humored her before a coughing fit finally cut her speech short. […]