Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir “The Bladder Whisperer” Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was “always a faithful leaker.”
While the West is being consumed by events occurring in the Middle East and North Korea, a foreboding Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin has agreed to meet German Chancellor Angela Merkel tomorrow—and who is now rushing to the Black Sea resort city of Sochi in her bid to avert World War III as up to 150,000 Federation soldiers have been alerted to expect an imminent deployment to the Republic of Serbia in the Balkans where their orders are to protect this Orthodox Christian nation “at all costs” as part of the Federations “Holy War” on terrorism. […]
According to this report, this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria authorized today by President Putin is in response to the Trump administration warning last week that they are planning for the next stage of this warthe Americans describe as “a complex fight that will bring them into direct conflict with Syrian government and Iranian forces contesting control of a vast desert stretch in the eastern part of the country”.
Further necessitating this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria, this report continues, was the US, yesterday, falsely claiming that Syria was preparing to use chemical weapons against Islamic terror forces ravaging their country, and that the United States threatened to retaliate against—with Trump’s United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley stating: “Any further attacks done to the people of Syria will be blamed on Assad, but also on Russia and Iran who support him killing his own people”. […]
"Isis was dreamed up by Netanyahu, Joe Lieberman, Lindsey Graham, Hillary Clinton and John McCain. It was created to take down Syria and weaken Iran. The Turks are in on it, as well as Saudis." Where is the evidence? It is hiding in plain sight. […]