Heartwarming! Not Gay Chris Matthews Spends Broadcast Focusing on Putin and Trump’s Crotch


In Brief: Not gay Chris Matthews spent a recent broadcast focusing on Putin and Trump’s crotch as they sat at the G20. “They’re man-spreading, big time. Man-spreading all over my heart.”

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Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?

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