US Military Moves To Mexican Border And Brazil After Captured American Spy Linked To Hillary Clinton
January 4, 2019
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Within a few hours of President Trump being notified by President Putin earlier this morning that further interrogation of captured American spy Paul Whelan revealed his being a Canadian citizen (where he was born), US citizen and British citizen, further investigations proved he is a “close associate” of British MI6 operative Christopher Steele (who admitted under oath that he was hired by Hillary Clinton to create the fake Trump-Russia collusion document she planned to use...
Prison is Performance Art, Too.
November 4, 2016
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Some very unsavory connections exposed. Hillary, Marina, Podesta, the Hollywood and DC pedophilia ring, this will only get worse. DEVELOPING. #SpiritCooking
Jewish Survivors of Holocaust Condemn the Massacre of Palestinians
August 29, 2014
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Jewish survivors and descendants of survivors of Nazi genocide unequivocally condemn the massacre of Palestinians in Gaza. Meanwhile, ADL and Hollywood moguls condemn them as "anti-Semites."
The Corpus Hermeticum
April 27, 2017
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When then the mind doth free itself from the earth−body, it straightway putteth on its proper robe of fire, with which it could not dwell in an earth−body.For earth doth not bear fire; for it is all set in a blaze even by a small spark. And for this cause is water poured around earth,...
Criminal Defendants Should Have Chance to Review FISA Materials, EFF and ACLU Argue in Amicus Brief
May 9, 2014
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In the 36-year existence of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), the government has never disclosed classified FISA materials—the specific applications for surveillance and the factual affidavits that support the surveillance request…
West Continues to Aggravate Situation in Eastern Ghouta
March 3, 2018
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The situation around Eastern Ghouta continuous to be intense due to the regular mortar shells of Hayat Tahrir Al-Sham and Faylaq Al-Rahman militants. At the same time, the humanitarian corridors are daily fired by snipers to prevent the civilians from fleeing Eastern Ghouta to Damascus.
However, the Syrian army units continue to initiate new assaults on...
US Hospitals Have No More Coronavirus Patients—Hysterical Media Doesn’t Tell American People
May 19, 2020
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A fascinating new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting an unusual development having just occurred in the “Coronavirus Pandemic War”, stunningly reveals that while reviewing the latest information provided by the Ministry of Health (MINZDRAV) regarding coronavirus cases in the United States, most critical to be noticed is that the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) failed to give their 16 May...
Russia Cancels All New York Times Subscriptions, Warns It Is "Fake News"
March 7, 2017
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Looks like it's not just US readers that are dumping the failing New York Times. Now inferior to The Onion, which at least has satirical value, Deputy Director Maria Zakharova has notified all Federation Departments, Ministries and Embassies that they are to immediately cancel all hardcopy and digital subscriptions to The New York Times as...
Russia Cuts Off Last Contact With US, Orders Pilots To “Attack At Will”
April 8, 2017
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President Putin has just ordered the Federations last official contact with the United States to be immediately ceased, with Major General Igor Konashenkov publically stating: “About an hour ago, the US military attache in Moscow was summoned to the Defense Ministry to get an official note, which said the Russian side was suspending as of...
U.S. troops deploy worldwide with 10,000 sealed indictments to take down Khazarian mob
December 18, 2017
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There are also many extra-judicial killings going on. “The liberal sanctuary city mayor of San Francisco, Edwin Lee, dropped dead after an illegal alien was found not guilty in the murder of Kate Steinle even after his confession,” one source notes. “Lee’s death is a message to the Democrats and sanctuary city mayors like Rahm...
"The body is programmable by language, words and thought..."
February 6, 2017
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Garjajev’s research group succeeded in proving that with this method chromosomes damaged by x-rays for example can be repaired. They even captured information patterns of a particular DNA and transmitted it onto another, thus reprogramming cells to another genome.
New Scientific Consensus on Definition of Moron
June 5, 2014
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Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists is that he is at best a semi-articulate sociopath and pathological liar. The consensus among geneticists is that he is a...
Creepy Porn Lawyer Returns From Emerald City To Save America
July 6, 2018
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The United States has finally become unmoored from reality and set sail upon the “Sea of Liberal Lunacy”—as evidenced by Democratic Party leftists there celebrating their nations 4th of July national Independence Day holiday by denouncing the First Amendment of their Constitution, one of their main publications publishing an article saying that the American Revolution was a mistake, one of their top 2020 presidential candidates butchering US history by comically claiming that “eight immigrants” signed...
Rebuttal
February 6, 2013
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Rebuttals on select articles and issues.
“Willingness” to impact the election: IG’s Clinton Report is Loaded with Bombshells
June 18, 2018
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The Department of Justice’s internal watchdog released a much-anticipated report on the FBI’s investigation of Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server as secretary of state. The report contained several bombshells.: Anti-Trump FBI agent showed “willingness” to impact election, FBI sat on Weiner emails for no good reason, FBI prioritized Russia investigation over Clinton...
US Supreme Court Rulings Throw Leftists Into Panic As Judgment Day Looms
May 14, 2019
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US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo having arrived in Sochi-Russia after he issued a threat from President Trump to the European Union warning them not to develop their own arms projects—and afterwards his saying “we need to find a way forward in US-Russia relations”—states that this top USdiplomats meeting with President Putin will only deal with “the most pressing issues”—one of which is the United States “socialist infected”...
Chinese Warship Explodes In Flames After Shocking Research Finds Fluoridated Water Causes Coronavirus To Extinguish Oxygen
April 11, 2020
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A grimly worded new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the latest developments occurring in the rapidly accelerating “Coronavirus Pandemic War” that sees President Donald Trump and his global national-populist forces pitted in an existential battle to the death against the godless forces of globalist-socialism, notes that the ordinary peoples in the Netherlands have begun torching and sabotaging 5G towers...
How to Time Travel with a Rubber Band
July 13, 2013
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Let's say you have two telescopes: a regular one, and another that views faster than the speed of light. To our right we have a regular-ass telescope. I won't embarrass the garage door manufacturer adorning its entrance or university it comes from by naming it, but I will gives you a hint: it rhymes with...
Russia Goes On “Full Combat Alert” After 2 Oil Tankers Torpedoed Off Coast Of Iran
June 13, 2019
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President Putin has just placed all Russian military forces on “Full Combat Alert”—a war stance last ordered in June-2014 when the Russian peoples in Ukraine came under direct threat—and which comes six months after Putin’s ominous warning that “the United States is raising the risk of nuclear war”—with the reason for this occurring being the unprovoked torpedoing of two oil tankers by an “unspecified state actor” while...
Scripts
May 9, 2013
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America’s Most Unwanted
Banned House Episodes
Censored Brady Bunch Episodes
Gump 2
On the Execution of Gilligan
The Inhalers
Russia Watches In Fear As Socialist Tide Grows In US—But Celebrates Overturning America To Become Breadbasket For The World
September 5, 2018
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With the central precept of socialist-communists taking power their being to first delegitimize a nation’s governing institutions, this report explains, their attack on the legitimacy of the US Supreme Court began with Democratic Party leader, and US Senate Minority Leader, Chuck Schumer declaring his party’s intention to throw President Trump from power with his using the words “the sooner the better”—that was followed by his...
Child’s Secret Message From Trump To Putin Halts Russia’s Planned Destruction Of US Warship
January 20, 2019
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The planned electronic-destruction of the USS Donald Cook that’s just sailed into the Black Sea was ordered halted by President Putin after the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) analyzed as “highly probable” a warning issued by top President Trump associate Roger Stone that a coup to throw Trump from power and install Hillary Clinton as president is underway—a plot, however, whose doubts about were raised within the SVR during the confirmation hearing for Trump’s new US Attorney General William Barr when...
Hillary Clinton May Talk With Spirit Of Eleanor Roosevelt—But Longest Serving First Lady In History Rises From Grave To Protect Trump
February 23, 2019
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"The broad swath of the Trump-hating media that has participated in what has amounted to an unconstitutional attempt to overthrow the government are reduced to reporting the events and revelations of the scandal in which they have been complicit, in a po-faced ho-hum manner to impart to the misinformed public that this is as routine...
Even the Cabals Admit It: The Press Could Have Saved Us
May 29, 2014
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“It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But, the world is more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination...
Facebook Is a Cult Organization
January 9, 2019
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US federal law requires that their providers keep a complete log of the metadata of their users for two years—and requires these providers provide the decryption key for any encrypted data that they send. This allows these providers to collect and sell all of their users’ internet browser histories—and, most stunningly, allows Facebook to use for their own secret purposes...
“You Just Made The Connection” US Senator Tells Reporter About Biden Porno Links As Leftists Tell Trump “Die In Fire”
October 19, 2020
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An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting how socialist Democrat Party leaders are attempting to construct a narrative to explain away the explosive Hunter Biden email stories as Russian propaganda, says this futile effort of lies and deception has just been met by President Donald Trump truthfully telling the American people: “Hunter Biden’s laptop is a...
“Why Is This Happening?” Scream From Ghislaine Maxwell Meets General Michael Flynn QAnon Oath
July 7, 2020
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An engrossing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the stunning revelations made yesterday by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) about the CIA’s involvement in the Ghislaine Maxwell made-up arrest fable, says that the word surreal (means marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream) is the only one able to be used to describe...
CIA Dispatch #1035-960: The Origin of the Term "Conspiracy Theorist"
October 2, 2015
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CIA Memo to propaganda assets in NBC, CBS, Newsweek, New York Times, et al regarding assassination of President Kennedy, suggesting ways they could discredit or slander writers or journalists critical of Lone Gunman Theory. This became the template for every cover-up since then.
My Family Christmas Party
February 5, 2013
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So I get to ma's house and she's already got the dogs cooked up, and fucking pork and beans, and the whole bit. A real Christmas dinner. We commence the chow. As I sit there, getting my grub on, the door swings open. I about shit myself. "ARE WE READY TO PARTY??" Frankie yelled. "Brotha......
I'm a Fire Truck Trapped in a Man's Body
November 27, 2016
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In the meantime, because fire trucks have unique anatomical features, it is only fair to have have public restaurants, schools, government buildings , etc., modify their bathrooms into fire stations to accommodate my special needs, such as my ladder.
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