Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down John Stossel Bitch Slapped - Literally March 12, 2013 In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of dog... KEEP READING Did Glenn Beck Rape and Kill a Young Girl in 1990? February 26, 2013 Tired of Beck’s idiotic, leading questions and wild allegations whose answer he knows full well is no, the favor was returned. This time the question was did Glen Beck rape and kill a young girl... KEEP READING In Brief: Secret Service Releases Morning Joe's Creepy Texts to President Trump June 7, 2017 The Secret Service has just released a troubling series of long rambling texts to the President by Morning Joe Scarborough, the beta male in the morning show with Mika Beserkski. KEEP READING Doctors: Morbidly Obese Michael Moore May Not Make It Next Four Years February 10, 2017 "At over 300 lbs. the mortality rate in his age group is very high. Such individuals are at a high risk of heart disease and cardiac arrest. With a body mass index well over 45,... KEEP READING FOX News Bullshit February 28, 2013 FOX News Bullshit KEEP READING Hillary in the House March 17, 2015 This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up..." has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to... KEEP READING Onion Video Classics February 23, 2013 Onion Video Classics KEEP READING Lindsey England's Ass Face Cookies March 3, 2013 This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years... KEEP READING The Literary Bucket List: Ghosts/Aliens March 20, 2013 On "Ghosts/Aliens": "THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME! (EVEN BETTER THAN THE BIBLE!)." So writes one soldier from Baghdad, Iraq in his customer review. Although I wouldn't go so far, it got me thinking. With... KEEP READING What Exactly is a Mullet? March 5, 2013 Is it a ray-finned fish found in coastal temperate, fresh and tropical waters? or is the truth more sinister: that it is a hairstyle for an unfortunate few trapped in the 1980s, when the mullet... KEEP READING Duck, Duck Goose February 25, 2013 The willingness of people in general to allow some individuals to fall through the cracks of societal acceptance in order to elevate their own position in the "grand scheme of things" Amazes me at times.... KEEP READING Netanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UN October 1, 2015 An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why. KEEP READING Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson March 11, 2013 One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver. KEEP READING The Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and Trump July 9, 2017 Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth. "Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is... KEEP READING NBC News Bullshit February 28, 2013 A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe as... KEEP READING Coulter a Scat-Sucking Gimp? Guilty March 23, 2013 Like every book before it, the book is another tiresome rant about liberals. In fact, if you took out the word liberal it would be a flyer. KEEP READING On S January 15, 2014 Sam was a small and sad sociopath and stalker with a substandard sexual segment. Sam sought-after a student, and shop owner, some slandered as a slut. She was Sheri Summerset, a somewhat socially shy, but... KEEP READING The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Buddha February 25, 2013 The insincere priests traded on religion and only paid lip service to the now mythical Yangil Kim. They were quite irreligious. In the name of religion, people followed in the footsteps of the cruel priests... KEEP READING Censored Brady Bunch Episodes September 13, 2013 Not every Brady Bunch episode made it past the zealous censors of 1970s television. Even this, the most innocent of shows, the most wholesome, managed to somehow offend the sensibilities of anal retentive network censors.... KEEP READING McCain: 60 Million Americans Colluded With Russians "because fuck you, that's why" July 11, 2017 In a stunning development, Sen. John McCain has asserted that 60 million American voters may have colluded with the Russians to deprive Hillary of the presidency she was rightfully entitled to "because fuck you, that's... KEEP READING
