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Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNN -
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBC
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Cristina Aguilera's stylist was said to have been inspired by a nude shark on a fishing trip.
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I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
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A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNN
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Grigory RasputinFebruary 25, 2013Rasputin, born in the Tyumen district of Siberia, a shadowy and mysterious character; a person of contradictory personality traits and equally enigmatic sexual preferences. Was he a miracle worker or just a crafty manipulator...KEEP READING
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RebuttalFebruary 6, 2013Rebuttals on select articles and issues.KEEP READING
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On C'sJanuary 16, 2014Collin consorted with a castrating cunt called Carrie. Carrie couldn’t conceal her contempt concerning Collin, her constant conniving, complaining, and calumny clearly cut Collin’s confidence. Clandestinely Carrie carried on a cabal with a creepy...KEEP READING
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Lindsey England's Ass Face CookiesMarch 3, 2013This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for...KEEP READING
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Donnie Hoyle is Back!April 29, 2013For more on the creators of You Suck at Photoshop, check out their profile in Time magazine. Also, after five long years, Donnie Hoyle is back! Check out the 2012 season episodes.KEEP READING
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Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's CareerMarch 13, 2013Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's CareerKEEP READING
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The Great Accomplishments of Hired SkepticsAugust 15, 2015Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future...KEEP READING
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Real Headlines, More Appropriate PhotosOctober 11, 2015Sometimes you get the feeling the headline belonged to another story, or image.KEEP READING
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Rachel Maddow Wows with New HaircutNovember 7, 2017Sexy!KEEP READING
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Hillary, Obama Music VidsMarch 16, 2013If you judge these two candidates by the supporters they gather, only one avoided embarrassment.KEEP READING
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Court Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a VibratorMarch 8, 2014First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be...KEEP READING
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CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED)February 7, 2013Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18,...KEEP READING
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McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits HimselfMay 29, 2017"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my...KEEP READING
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New Scientific Consensus on Definition of MoronJune 5, 2014Speaking of consensus, I suppose his antagonism toward scientific consensus is understandable, given that a vast majority of scientists consider Krauthammer a moron. In other fields, he fares little better: the consensus among psychologists...KEEP READING
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A National Plan to Fight CanklesMarch 16, 2013"Like you and many Americans, I have cankles- unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles...Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes....KEEP READING
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: CaligulaFebruary 25, 2013Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar...KEEP READING
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If FOX News Existed Throughout HistoryMarch 15, 2013To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson, the most honest part of a newspaper is its advertisements. He also said "I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely...KEEP READING
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: BuddhaFebruary 25, 2013The insincere priests traded on religion and only paid lip service to the now mythical Yangil Kim. They were quite irreligious. In the name of religion, people followed in the footsteps of the cruel...KEEP READING
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Hillary in the HouseMarch 17, 2015This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up..." has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems...KEEP READING
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John Stossel Bitch Slapped - LiterallyMarch 12, 2013In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of...KEEP READING