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Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.

Source: CNN

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Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.

Source: NBC

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I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.

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A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.

Source: CNN

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Hi. JK Rowling's Two Cents on BDS...

October 24, 2015

"Hi. JK Rowling's two cents on BDS amouts to the whole of my geopolitical awareness. I agree with JK Rowling on the BDS thing and her opposition to boycotting Israel, although I don't know...

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Yangil Kim

March 3, 2013

“In her mind he was the answer to her fervent prayers, a man villainous enough to slam it in her tail pipe without warning.” And the more celebrated reincarnations… Ghandi Yangil Kim pictured here,...

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Select Children's Books by Madonna

March 26, 2015

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like Madonna's sham. Would you like her shitty books here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not...

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Doctors: Morbidly Obese Michael Moore May Not Make It Next Four Years

February 10, 2017

"At over 300 lbs. the mortality rate in his age group is very high. Such individuals are at a high risk of heart disease and cardiac arrest. With a body mass index well over...

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Ho Ho Ho

February 28, 2013

Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead.

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"Please clap."

February 18, 2016

Please. (The Editor)

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Insultatron 7000: Robots Are Better Than Humans

March 7, 2013

I was watching television the other day, and I realized robots are better than humans. The survival of your stupid ass species depends not on the advancement of one nation, but all nations, and...

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Sen. Ted Cruz Guilty of "Unspeakable" Crime...

March 23, 2015

This should be obvious... I mean, look at the guy.

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Hillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on Giving

July 15, 2017

Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.

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Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the Election

March 21, 2013

Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a...

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The Dumbest Propagandist Since Baghdad Bob

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Marie Harf wasn't dropped at birth, she was dribbled. It's like she's stupid and she really means it.

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Prison Break's Funniest Moment

March 10, 2013

This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and...

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DaVinci Code Sequel Previews

March 4, 2013

"Your book's precious conjecture that Jesus wasn't crucified, that he had children with Mary, then moved to France and thus became a royal blood lineage that exists to this day... It all serves tyranny...

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L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Audio Proves he's Batshit Crazy

April 15, 2013

Now this is Hubbard in his own words, his own lectures. They have not been tampered with and are consistent with member accounts. Video features artwork of L. Rick Vodicka and actual Hubbard audio...

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Actual Elephant Art vs. Jackson Pollack

March 3, 2013

Who is Jackson Pollack? According to legend... One day after wiping his posterior, the untalented but determined art school reject had an epiphany. He was staring at the smears on his soiled bathroom tissue, and...

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Fuck Yoo Very Much

March 2, 2013

Fuck Yoo very much indeed. John Yoo, that is. He was a chief architect of Bush's torture policy. In the video above he is teaching a class of Berkeley law students, apparently, the fine...

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IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts

April 3, 2017

News in brief.

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Rachel Maddow Wows with New Haircut

November 7, 2017

Sexy!

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On B's

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Boys in blue are a brigade of brigands with burnished badges brandishing batons beating bums and bringing blacks bereavement. Blatantly breaking the boundaries of bad behavior, they block blossoming businesses, and burn bridges in...

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Banned House Episodes

March 7, 2013

Ever mindful of hurtful stereotypes, the producers made sure Foreman, the only doctor with a criminal record, was played by a black man.

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