Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/revslider/distortionaddon/distort_5.jpg" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="ss:120;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/tiger-shark-in-deep-blue-sea-13EB978C12A53258F1F.png" data-bg="p:right center;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cat-hang-1.gif" data-bg="p:center bottom;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. Gratuitous Impiety" data-lazyload="//impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/download-7.jpg" data-bg="p:right bottom;" data-parallax="off" data-panzoom="d:12000;ss:200;se:100;" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down

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Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED) February 7, 2013 Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18,... KEEP READING netayan-maher" width="600" height="337" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/netayan-maher1.png?fit=600%2C337" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> ZIONISIS: Bullies as Victims October 2, 2014 Don't play victim when you have the Senate, Congress, the US media, Hollywood, the United States armed forces and intelligence agencies under your thumb. You're a fucking bully, everyone knows it, and you're embarrassing... KEEP READING snowden -arms-isis" width="489" height="223" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/snowden-arms-isis.jpg?fit=489%2C223" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> FNC: Snowden Busted! 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Behold this article at the National Review: "U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because... KEEP READING hilldo-parade" width="1024" height="683" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/hilldo-parade.png?fit=1024%2C683" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Hilldo Strap On Ready to Tear US Voters a New Asshole February 4, 2016 Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore! Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy... KEEP READING craig_r_screensaver" width="120" height="90" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/craig_r_screensaver1.png?fit=120%2C90" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Shits and Giggles with Craig Robinson March 11, 2013 One night, while with his girlfriend, she introduced him to something profound, something wonderful that forever changed his life. It can change yours too... that, and it's an awesome screen saver. KEEP READING lastpper" width="289" height="229" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/lastpper1.jpg?fit=289%2C229" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> DaVinci Code Sequel Previews March 4, 2013 "Your book's precious conjecture that Jesus wasn't crucified, that he had children with Mary, then moved to France and thus became a royal blood lineage that exists to this day... It all serves tyranny... KEEP READING davincicode_truth" width="300" height="170" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/davincicode_truth1.jpg?fit=300%2C170" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> How to Make DaVinci Cry March 1, 2013 "All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals of this novel are accurate"...one of the most questionable "facts" Dan Brown lists in the opening page of The DaVinci Code. 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