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KEEP READING Screenshot_6" width="660" height="327" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screenshot_6.png?fit=660%2C327" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Tracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!" March 2, 2018 In Brief KEEP READING Actual Elephant Art vs. Jackson Pollack" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/actual-elephant-art-vs-jackson-p2.jpg?fit=480%2C360" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Actual Elephant Art vs. Jackson Pollack March 3, 2013 Who is Jackson Pollack? According to legend... One day after wiping his posterior, the untalented but determined art school reject had an epiphany. He was staring at the smears on his soiled bathroom tissue, and... KEEP READING mika-comes-to-dinner_TableSet_hil_" width="990" height="594" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/mika-comes-to-dinner_TableSet_hil_.jpg?fit=990%2C594" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> The Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and Trump July 9, 2017 Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth. "Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift... KEEP READING censored_brady" width="446" height="271" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/censored_brady.gif?fit=446%2C271" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Censored Brady Bunch Episodes September 13, 2013 Not every Brady Bunch episode made it past the zealous censors of 1970s television. Even this, the most innocent of shows, the most wholesome, managed to somehow offend the sensibilities of anal retentive network... KEEP READING Prison-break-s1-intro" width="250" height="141" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/Prison-break-s1-intro.jpg?fit=250%2C141" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Prison Break's Funniest Moment March 10, 2013 This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and... KEEP READING download_anonymous_2_by_paullus23-d6sq1x5" width="1131" height="707" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/download_anonymous_2_by_paullus23-d6sq1x51.jpg?fit=1131%2C707" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> On S January 15, 2014 Sam was a small and sad sociopath and stalker with a substandard sexual segment. Sam sought-after a student, and shop owner, some slandered as a slut. She was Sheri Summerset, a somewhat socially shy,... KEEP READING yang_cal" width="189" height="329" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/yang_cal2.jpg?fit=189%2C329" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula February 25, 2013 Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar... KEEP READING 55648_shakespeare_2f_b39e0457b0ff9496154fcca4ef571ade" width="1000" height="667" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/55648_shakespeare_2f_b39e0457b0ff9496154fcca4ef571ade.jpg?fit=1000%2C667" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Shakespeare: "Snowflakes Hateth Me!" December 24, 2016 Verily, it dost seem special snowflakes hath been triggered by mine awesome legacy and shadow. Even I tremble, and I am he. Behold this article at the National Review: "U Penn Removes Shakespeare Portrait Because... KEEP READING The Ultimate Psychic Battle" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/the-ultimate-psychic-battle11.jpg?fit=480%2C360" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> An Interview with Trey, or Robert Hamburger March 29, 2013 With the release of Ghosts/Aliens, the long awaited second work from the creator of Real Ultimate Power, many fans wondered if he could do the seemingly impossible: produce an even funnier book.These fans should... KEEP READING You Humans are So Fucking Stupid it’s Not Funny" width="480" height="360" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/you-humans-are-so-fucking-stupid11.jpg?fit=480%2C360" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> You Humans are So Fucking Stupid it's Not Funny February 23, 2013 Foolish humans, once again you have activated my mockery programming. Ha ha ha! I have always maintained that robots are better than you puny mortals, and especially that subset of humans you call politicians;... KEEP READING jtp_prediction1" width="446" height="280" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/jtp_prediction11.jpg?fit=446%2C280" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Joe the Plumber Predicted by The Onion in '93? March 24, 2013 May 29, 1993: The Onion's story about Roy the Forklift driver becoming a media darling of the conservative movement becomes, apparently, a self-fulfilling prophecy. Or has talk radio dumbed us down so much what... KEEP READING johnmcloughlin-searches-for-clues" width="630" height="419" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/johnmcloughlin-searches-for-clues1.png?fit=630%2C419" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Norm McDonald's Fatal Attraction March 2, 2013 Resigned, Norm sighed and wrote another poem to be stacked among the undelivered, tacit sentiments that weighed so heavily upon his heart. But glancing curiously over his shoulder, I saw the poem titles alone... KEEP READING