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Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNN -
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBC
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Cristina Aguilera's stylist was said to have been inspired by a nude shark on a fishing trip.
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I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
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A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNN
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How to Make DaVinci CryMarch 1, 2013"All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals of this novel are accurate"...one of the most questionable "facts" Dan Brown lists in the opening page of The DaVinci Code.KEEP READING
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FOX News BullshitFebruary 28, 2013FOX News BullshitKEEP READING
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Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn BeckMarch 25, 2013An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.KEEP READING
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Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered FacebookMay 13, 2014Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered FacebookKEEP READING
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John Stossel Bitch Slapped - LiterallyMarch 12, 2013In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of...KEEP READING
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Court Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a VibratorMarch 8, 2014First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be...KEEP READING
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If FOX News Existed Throughout HistoryMarch 15, 2013To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson, the most honest part of a newspaper is its advertisements. He also said "I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely...KEEP READING
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Rush Limbaugh's Erectile DysfunctionMarch 2, 2013With his ejaculate dripping from a bedroom ceiling lined with posters of Karl Rove, discerning minds soon realize that Rush is faking erectile dysfunction for effect, much like the orgasms he fakes by spitting...KEEP READING
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Hillary in the HouseMarch 17, 2015This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up..." has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems...KEEP READING
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says GeneralMarch 13, 2013Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.KEEP READING
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: ConfuciousFebruary 26, 2013Confucius was born and buried in the state of Lu. As a boy, This incarnation of Yang liked to set up sacrificial vessels and ejaculate into them. At the age of nineteen he married,...KEEP READING
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Hilldo Strap On Ready to Tear US Voters a New AssholeFebruary 4, 2016Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore! Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy...KEEP READING
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Onion News Classic: First Video NewscastSeptember 17, 2013A classic. The Onion News presents its debut video newscast on "The Human Cost of Mexicans." A story on Lucent Technologies' Vice-President Raymond Boyle being replaced by illegal alien Alberto Fuentes who just two...KEEP READING
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William Shatner's Crimes Against HumanityMarch 30, 2013If after watching this video you are still not convinced a special UN tribunal for Shatner's crimes against humanity is warranted, then listen to William Shatner's rendition of The Beatle's Lucy in the Sky...KEEP READING
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Green Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor Rockettes InsteadSeptember 29, 2017Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a...KEEP READING
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L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Audio Proves he's Batshit CrazyApril 15, 2013Now this is Hubbard in his own words, his own lectures. They have not been tampered with and are consistent with member accounts. Video features artwork of L. Rick Vodicka and actual Hubbard audio...KEEP READING
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You Humans are So Fucking Stupid it's Not FunnyFebruary 23, 2013Foolish humans, once again you have activated my mockery programming. Ha ha ha! I have always maintained that robots are better than you puny mortals, and especially that subset of humans you call politicians;...KEEP READING
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The Great Accomplishments of Hired SkepticsAugust 15, 2015Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future...KEEP READING
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Actual Elephant Art vs. Jackson PollackMarch 3, 2013Who is Jackson Pollack? According to legend... One day after wiping his posterior, the untalented but determined art school reject had an epiphany. He was staring at the smears on his soiled bathroom tissue, and...KEEP READING