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Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.Source: CNN -
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.Source: NBC
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Cristina Aguilera's stylist was said to have been inspired by a nude shark on a fishing trip.
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I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
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A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.Source: CNN
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: CharlemagneFebruary 26, 2013His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly...KEEP READING
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Russian Conspiracy Cult Intervention for Bad JournosJuly 22, 2017"This is a sex cult masquerading as a political movement. The idol, as in phallocentric cults and religions of long ago, is not the penis but the vagina. In this cult, the underlying belief...KEEP READING
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Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof "Trump's Time Machine" Book in Call for ImpeachmentJune 2, 2017You may find the original article here.KEEP READING
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Netanyahu: Old Testament is Anti-SemiticFebruary 20, 2015"It accuses us of consulting wooden idols and diviners; of genocide, of incest, of harlotry and all sorts of really mean and anti-Semitic things with no basis in fact. He has cursed us into...KEEP READING
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FOX News BullshitFebruary 28, 2013FOX News BullshitKEEP READING
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Fake News: Beware Anonymous SourcesOctober 18, 2015Here's some CNN fear porn giving FOX News a run for their money. That is a spoof flag with dildos and no actual writing, by the way, unless we are to believe ISIS is...KEEP READING
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Joe the Plumber Predicted by The Onion in '93?March 24, 2013May 29, 1993: The Onion's story about Roy the Forklift driver becoming a media darling of the conservative movement becomes, apparently, a self-fulfilling prophecy. Or has talk radio dumbed us down so much what...KEEP READING
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John Stossel Bitch Slapped - LiterallyMarch 12, 2013In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of...KEEP READING
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Who's Your Daddy, Lady Cameron?September 17, 2015112,000 signatures on a petition to debate Israeli Prime Minister's status as a war criminal after slaughter over 2,200 civilians in Gaza over the suspicious killings of three Israeli youths. He gets a hero's...KEEP READING
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Trump vs. Anne Frank Rap Battle: Washington Post Hoax "Exposes" Trump’s Top Secret Time TravelJune 23, 2017The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to...KEEP READING
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Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, PelosiJuly 12, 2017SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes...KEEP READING
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Article SlideshowJanuary 11, 2015erc_90_1428472297 Article Slideshow of all Impious Digest stories. A virtual roulette of impious foolishness with a spattering of more serious content.KEEP READING
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Norm McDonald's Fatal AttractionMarch 2, 2013Resigned, Norm sighed and wrote another poem to be stacked among the undelivered, tacit sentiments that weighed so heavily upon his heart. But glancing curiously over his shoulder, I saw the poem titles alone...KEEP READING
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Actual Elephant Art vs. Jackson PollackMarch 3, 2013Who is Jackson Pollack? According to legend... One day after wiping his posterior, the untalented but determined art school reject had an epiphany. He was staring at the smears on his soiled bathroom tissue, and...KEEP READING
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Rahm Emmanuel's Angelic VoiceMarch 31, 2013I knew about the guy who had Obama's ear that cursed almost as much as me, although I'd never seen my rival in person. During a White House tour, as I ran into the...KEEP READING
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Onion Video ClassicsFebruary 23, 2013Onion Video ClassicsKEEP READING
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Maureen Dowd and Flag Pins Will Decide the ElectionMarch 21, 2013Oh Maureen, Maureen! I thought I knew you! Gone now, are your glory days when you were the answer to my most pressing exigencies; when on a wall by my bed, affixed to a...KEEP READING
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McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits HimselfMay 29, 2017"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my...KEEP READING
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Court Docs Reveal Bill O’Reilly Owned a VibratorMarch 8, 2014First a disclaimer: no one is knocking phone sex or the insertion of sex tools into the rectum by geriatrics, per se. It's imposing this behavior on an unwilling partner young enough to be...KEEP READING
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Onion News Classic: First Video NewscastSeptember 17, 2013A classic. The Onion News presents its debut video newscast on "The Human Cost of Mexicans." A story on Lucent Technologies' Vice-President Raymond Boyle being replaced by illegal alien Alberto Fuentes who just two...KEEP READING