Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature. Source: CNN Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids. Source: NBC I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader. A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man. Source: CNN Scroll Down New Book from Rush Limbaugh's Mom August 18, 2014 Rush Limbaugh's mom discusses her new book, "Rush Limbaugh: the Case for Post-Natal Abortion." Regarding her son's legacy, she had this to say: "He is my ultimate shame. I should have swallowed. I should have bought the dog a condom. When I... KEEP READING What Exactly is a Mullet? March 5, 2013 Is it a ray-finned fish found in coastal temperate, fresh and tropical waters? or is the truth more sinister: that it is a hairstyle for an unfortunate few trapped in the 1980s, when the mullet... KEEP READING The Ultimate Psychic Battle March 26, 2013 Please support Trey's efforts against ghosts/aliens in the Ultimate Psychic Battle by digging him. KEEP READING Bill O'Reilly Deterrent Hits Market February 16, 2013 Planning on working at FOX with Bill O'Reilly? Or perhaps just making an appearance on the O'Reilly Factor? then act now! Try our new O'Reilly Sexual Harassment Deterrent Apparel™! First 100 orders will receive free... KEEP READING The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Charlemagne February 26, 2013 His empire did not long survive his death due to the hideous mongoloids and schizophrenics his seed had caused to be birthed during his lifetime. Yangil Kim ended this life in bed, cackling madly about... KEEP READING Men who dump their girlfriends for supporting Hillary March 18, 2013 From the internet grab bag: Men who dump their girlfriends for supporting Hillary Clinton-- or worse-- looking like her. KEEP READING Coming Soon: Mike Wallace is Dead and So is 60 Minutes, So Fuck You Posers November 13, 2015 To call evil good, and good evil, that is complicity. To allow a killer to hide his weapons in your house, and then lie about what you saw, that is all complicity. Welcome to the... KEEP READING Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi July 12, 2017 SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you... KEEP READING The Seeing Past Hands Syndrome or McCain's Dementia November 22, 2015 Hey McCain, remember when you helped create ISIS with Sen. Graham? It's kinda obvious. Well, there's a strange psychological defense system some call the Seeing Past Hands Syndrome where if you have your eyes covered with your... KEEP READING Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck March 25, 2013 An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. KEEP READING I dumped my girlfriend over FOX News, and would do it again. April 3, 2013 I dumped my girlfriend Maureen over FOX News, and would do it again. In fact, I made up with her the next day just so I could break up with her again. KEEP READING The Dumbest Propagandist Since Baghdad Bob September 6, 2014 Marie Harf wasn't dropped at birth, she was dribbled. It's like she's stupid and she really means it. KEEP READING Dear Scarlett Johansson July 4, 2014 An open letter to Scarlett Johansson. KEEP READING William Shatner's Crimes Against Humanity March 30, 2013 If after watching this video you are still not convinced a special UN tribunal for Shatner's crimes against humanity is warranted, then listen to William Shatner's rendition of The Beatle's Lucy in the Sky with... KEEP READING The Wisdom of the Dead March 6, 2013 Have you ever found solace in morbidity? Have you ever found comfort in that which others find objectionable? I remember a time in my life; a time in which the driving force of my young... KEEP READING Ho Ho Ho February 28, 2013 Hoe Ho Ho Here, Athenian critics weep as Yangil Kim announces Santa Clause is dead. KEEP READING Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally. March 2, 2013 Courtesy
Why the fuck did you have a kid? KEEP READING Fake or Real? March 3, 2013 A waitress trips and crashes through a window. Some claim it's a fake. Anyone out there know? KEEP READING FNC: Snowden Busted! November 24, 2015 From FOX News, new photographic evidence that Edward Snowden armed ISIS in 2013, helped develop their infrastructure and oil economy, orchestrated the air drops to Iraqi units, ordered US planes to dump bombs on empty... KEEP READING Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook May 13, 2014 Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook KEEP READING
