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KEEP READING Screenshot_1" width="668" height="272" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Screenshot_1.png?fit=668%2C272" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Boris Johnson Globalist Action Figure Hits Market April 14, 2018 A flop. As successful as his barber. KEEP READING download (3)" width="549" height="393" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/download-3.jpg?fit=549%2C393" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> True or False? March 10, 2013 A syndicated journalist's first encounter in an AOL chat room leads to an unexpected and sobering trip to Humilityville by Evil Wombat, demon marsupial and guardian of children's library (in hell). KEEP READING phelps" width="250" height="336" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/phelps1.jpg?fit=250%2C336" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> CONFIRMED: Rev. Fred Phelps was Gay (UPDATED) February 7, 2013 Methinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much: A recent psychological study confirms homophobes more aroused by homosexual activity than straights; evidence that suggests Rev. Fred Phelps was gay himself. Also, he died on March 18,... KEEP READING download-(1)" width="1200" height="675" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/download-1-3.jpg?fit=1200%2C675" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Local Man Can't Wait to Share Wisdom Gleaned from Cable News Panel July 16, 2017 Local man Haywood Tapper, 34, excitedly told reporters today that he just can't wait to tell his friends and family about what he learned from listening to pundits overnight. "I am just so glad... KEEP READING Rowe" width="320" height="240" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/Rowe1.jpg?fit=320%2C240" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Equal Air Time for Child Molesters! October 1, 2014 Back in July of this year a Washington Post headline read "BBC admonished for giving climate change deniers equal air time." This isn't unique to the BBC, however, and the Washington Post itself hosts... KEEP READING 800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game" width="120" height="90" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game1.jpg?fit=120%2C90" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Neither D is for "Dork" February 23, 2013 Upon escaping the shrine of Talos, you and your party stumble upon a ceremony in progress designed to gate in the hordes of Abishai from the depths of hell in order to wreak havoc... KEEP READING Captureddd" width="850" height="443" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Captureddd.png?fit=850%2C443" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump February 13, 2017 In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers.... KEEP READING limbaugh-micropecker" width="450" height="281" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/limbaugh-micropecker.jpg?fit=450%2C281" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Rush Limbaugh's Erectile Dysfunction March 2, 2013 With his ejaculate dripping from a bedroom ceiling lined with posters of Karl Rove, discerning minds soon realize that Rush is faking erectile dysfunction for effect, much like the orgasms he fakes by spitting... KEEP READING Giuliani" width="324" height="203" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/Giuliani21.jpg?fit=324%2C203" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> 911 Reasons Rudy is an Asshole February 26, 2013 "Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic... KEEP READING pelosi-time-machine_12" width="1350" height="868" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/pelosi-time-machine_12-e1499037592744.jpg?fit=1350%2C868" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof "Trump's Time Machine" Book in Call for Impeachment June 2, 2017 You may find the original article here. KEEP READING exxon-speak" width="730" height="475" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/exxon-speak1.jpg?fit=730%2C475" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Washington to Host Moderate Terrorists, Moderate Child Molesters Summit November 25, 2015 What's the difference between a rebel and a 'moderate' rebel? a rebel is what you saw in the US Civil War, an actual soldier, but a 'moderate' rebel is a terrorist that beheads Christians and... KEEP READING barack2-588-x-395lady" width="588" height="395" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/barack2-588-x-395lady1.jpg?fit=588%2C395" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Woman brings shotgun and nursing child to Obama health reform rally. March 2, 2013 Courtesy Why the fuck did you have a kid? KEEP READING oldwitch-crp" width="269" height="270" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/oldwitch-crp1.jpg?fit=269%2C270" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Wiccan Faith Based Initiatives September 16, 2013 High Priestess Lilith Smegma's magic wand will be quite busy in the coming days, as it is to be used to feed millions and shelter the homeless to compete with Christians seeking federal assistance. KEEP READING insultatronsuicidehotline" width="101" height="149" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/insultatronsuicidehotline1.jpg?fit=101%2C149" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Introducing Insultatron 7000, Impious Digest's Robot Columnist March 10, 2013 Hello humans. I am Insultatron 7000, Impious Digest's robot columnist. But first, a little history. I hope you find it interesting and informative, you puny mammalian bastards. KEEP READING BREAKING: Bibi Shuts the Fuck Up at the UN for 45 Seconds" width="1280" height="722" data-lazyload="//i1.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/breaking-bibi-shuts-the-fuck-up1.jpg?fit=1280%2C722" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Netanyahu's Dramatic 45 Seconds of Silence at UN October 1, 2015 An interesting event indeed. In a dramatic gesture, Benjamin Netanyahu "mad dogs" the UN and seals his fate as one of the most notable speakers. Here's why. KEEP READING images" width="224" height="225" data-lazyload="//i2.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/images21.jpg?fit=224%2C225" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> NBC News Bullshit February 28, 2013 A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe... KEEP READING johnmcloughlin-searches-for-clues" width="630" height="419" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/johnmcloughlin-searches-for-clues1.png?fit=630%2C419" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> Norm McDonald's Fatal Attraction March 2, 2013 Resigned, Norm sighed and wrote another poem to be stacked among the undelivered, tacit sentiments that weighed so heavily upon his heart. But glancing curiously over his shoulder, I saw the poem titles alone... KEEP READING shatner-sings" width="639" height="482" data-lazyload="//i0.wp.com/impiousdigest.com/wp-content/uploads/shatner-sings2.png?fit=639%2C482" class="rev-slidebg" data-no-retina> William Shatner's Crimes Against Humanity March 30, 2013 If after watching this video you are still not convinced a special UN tribunal for Shatner's crimes against humanity is warranted, then listen to William Shatner's rendition of The Beatle's Lucy in the Sky... KEEP READING