Shark vaginas have the most pubic hair of any sea creature.
Source: CNN
Lampreys have developed a symbiotic relationship, and groom their hosts with pube braids.
Source: NBC
I'M WITH HER: Joy Behar plays follow the leader.
A botched circumcision left George Soros with a ball sack for eyes. Embittered ever after, this created the greatest super villain ever known, Globalist Man.
Source: CNN
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The Incarnations of Yangil Kim: Caligula
February 25, 2013
Suspected Incarnation of the Most High One, Yangil Kim (12-41), Roman emperor (37-41), born probably in Antium. His early life in military camps earned him the nickname "Caligula" (Latin, "Little Boot", or in vulgar argot,...
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Tracy Morgan: "I am Joy Reid, y'all! That kind of stupid is comedy genius!"
March 2, 2018
In Brief
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NBC News Bullshit
February 28, 2013
A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe as...
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The Great Accomplishments of Hired Skeptics
August 15, 2015
Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future mathematical...
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IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts
April 3, 2017
News in brief.
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America's Most Unwanted
March 8, 2013
With Pat Buchanan... an ode to reality television
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Article Slideshow
January 11, 2015
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Article Slideshow of all Impious Digest stories. A virtual roulette of impious foolishness with a spattering of more serious content.
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Prison Break's Funniest Moment
March 10, 2013
This should have been tragic but wasn't. In fact, it was funny, and it got funnier inasmuch as the scene called for pathos. The character was so one-dimensional, her actions so predictably stupid and incongruous...
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Lindsey England's Ass Face Cookies
March 3, 2013
This week, Nabisco announced controversial plans to use Lindsey England's face as a cookie mold for Butt Munch "ass cookies." The cookies, graham crackers shaped like human buttocks, were on the drawing table for years...
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Green Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor Rockettes Instead
September 29, 2017
Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a potential...
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The Ultimate Psychic Battle
March 26, 2013
Please support Trey's efforts against ghosts/aliens in the Ultimate Psychic Battle by digging him.
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The Seeing Past Hands Syndrome or McCain's Dementia
November 22, 2015
Hey McCain, remember when you helped create ISIS with Sen. Graham? It's kinda obvious. Well, there's a strange psychological defense system some call the Seeing Past Hands Syndrome where if you have your eyes covered with your...
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
March 13, 2013
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.
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FOX News Bullshit
February 28, 2013
FOX News Bullshit
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John Stossel Bitch Slapped - Literally
March 12, 2013
In a pinnacle of investigative journalism rivaling Woodward and Bernstein's work in Watergate, John Stossel makes the startling allegation that wrestling is fake. In rebuttal, he is bitch slapped like the steaming pile of dog...
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7 Subliminal Hit Film Sponsors
March 23, 2013
If you're sick of seeing product placement in movies and television, you're about to get sicker. Now you'll have a mental association of a brand based on a film title alone. You wont have to...
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Scripts
May 9, 2013
America’s Most Unwanted
Banned House Episodes
Censored Brady Bunch Episodes
Gump 2
On the Execution of Gilligan
The Inhalers
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In Brief: Pocahontas Rises from Dead to Sue Trump for Liz Warren Comparison
June 25, 2017
In a stunning development today, Native American legend Pocahontas rose from the dead in zombie form to file a lawsuit against President Donald Trump for defamation of character. "He has consistently compared Sen. Elizabeth Warren...
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Sen. Ted Cruz Guilty of "Unspeakable" Crime...
March 23, 2015
This should be obvious... I mean, look at the guy.
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FNC: Snowden Busted!
November 24, 2015
From FOX News, new photographic evidence that Edward Snowden armed ISIS in 2013, helped develop their infrastructure and oil economy, orchestrated the air drops to Iraqi units, ordered US planes to dump bombs on empty...
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