Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
In a stunning development today, Native American legend Pocahontas rose from the dead in zombie form to file a lawsuit against President Donald Trump for defamation of character. “He has consistently compared Sen. Elizabeth Warren to me and I find that very hurtful and cruel. ‘Warren Face’ or ‘Ages With Warren’ is now a common taunt I must face among the dimmer circles. Mean little boys don cheap granny glasses and poke their fingers in the air to taunt the skinny girls, saying things like ‘I’m Warren Face Sacajawea’ or something. I’m not even blonde, none of us are! No one likes to be compared to that yammering spinster and fraud.” […]
According to this report, one of the greatest in history SVR intelligence operation failures occurred in 2010 when FBI officials arrested 10 Russian deep-cover operatives performing covert surveillance activities in the United States—the most famous of them being Anna Vasil’yevna Kushchyenko, otherwise known as Anna Chapman—but all of whom were safely returned to the Motherland a month after their arrest in a spy-swap arranged between Russia, the United States and Britain. […]
Democratic Party forces in the United States attacking US Federal Judge Brett Kavanaugh have been thrown into a full blown panic meltdown after feared CIA Director Gina Haspel, sometime during the past 36 hours, called both US Republican Party Senate Leader Mitch McConnell and President Donald Trump—that thereafter saw Senate Leader McConnell openly declaring that the Democrat attack on Kavanaugh was “a shameless smear campaign to destroy a man’s life”, Trump, likewise, calling it “a con job”—after which the Republican controlled US Senate Judiciary Committee suddenly announced that it would hold Kavanaugh’s vote to ascend to the US Supreme Court on Friday morning. […]