Flustered Hillary Mutters “fuck you” During Final Debate

“The broad swath of the Trump-hating media that has participated in what has amounted to an unconstitutional attempt to overthrow the government are reduced to reporting the events and revelations of the scandal in which they have been complicit, in a po-faced ho-hum manner to impart to the misinformed public that this is as routine as stock market fluctuations or the burning of an American flag in Tehran… The collapse of this grotesque putsch, under the irresistible pressure of a functioning attorney general and Senate committees that are not hamstrung by NeverTrumpers, will cause a revulsion against the Democratic Party that will be seismic and prolonged. The disgrace of their misconduct is profound and shocking. Those responsible will pay for this, including at the polls.” […]

A stunning new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today says that Wikileaks abrupt cancelling of their planned “October Surprise” release of Hillary Clinton emails relating to her currently existing brain trauma was due to their receiving a “dire threat” that should they do so, all top officials of this whistle blowing organization would be charged with major crimes in the United States and be swiftly extradited there by the European Union. […]

After angrily yelling at supporters in a labor union, blaming them for her woeful drop in the polls and asking why she is not 50 points ahead, Dem strategists hope to redeem themselves by making her look more presidential, competent, mammalian and hopefully, less odious. On a serious note, this does lend credence to reports that after a town hall with Matt Laur, she exploded afterwards and went after her staff, going into a tantrum, blaming them and calling DNC Chair Donna Brazille a "brown cow" who "stared at the wall like a brain dead buffalo." […]