FAQ

The dinosaurs once had a democratic form of government which then became a large, educated and scientifically advanced republic. Eventually, wealthy dinosaurs began to game the system until the meritocracy that had made the dinosaurs prosper fell into ruin as inbred and entitled bloodlines inherited rule. Through this nepotism, they appointed morons to head their armies and nations as they wanted blind loyalty over ability. They waged endless wars and made horrible music videos. Eventually, the dinosaurs learned to split the atom and nuclear bombs were created. Believing the concept of mutually assured destruction would keep the ruling inbred dipshits from starting a global nuclear war, they launched a massive exchange of ICBMs and completely wiped themselves off the face of the earth.

The mystery is over. You’re welcome.

Tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur

Tyrannosaurus rex

 

Yes, he was. However, Santa died after his sleigh collided with a 747 in 2000.

santa died

 

Psychiatrist Dr. Ian Stevenson describes some of the most in-depth studies on reincarnation in the western world. His own research included a painstaking comparison of family accounts of the deceased, and autopsy reports of children’s recalled accounts of prior death. He also found a correlation between the latter’s birthmarks matching points of fatal injuries from prior lives.

Because.

Seriously, though, this is a silly but revealing question. The question presupposes the existence of God in order to deny him. If the person asking such a question really did not believe in God, he would never ask such a question nor would he bother trying to convince others that his own morality is superior to that of a non-existent God.

To find an answer to that question.

 

Dresser, right drawer.

 

Completely. You are fate.

You are and it is self-evident.

Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What is your secret? Are you some mysterious enchantress? What spell have you cast on us?

Experience counts. So do solutions, and Hillary has both. As one audience member in a recent Clinton rally asked:

“Like you and many Americans, I have cankles– unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles…

“Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What is your secret? Are you some mysterious enchantress? What spell have you cast on us? and what is your national plan to combat the growing threat of cankles in America?”

A national plan, you ask? Skeptics laughed, they said the national cankle epidemic was too great for one woman to handle alone. They were wrong. She has a plan, a solution: The Mandated Pantsuit Act of 2016, or Hillary’s Law…