Donnie Hoyle is Back!

 

For more on the creators of You Suck at Photoshop, check out their profile in Time magazine.

Also, after five long years, Donnie Hoyle is back! Check out the 2012 season episodes.

Please Don’t View Donnie Hoyle’s Secret Thu–

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My winning entry: a Photoshop of Donnie’s little pants pal Ronnie the sperm cell.

I mean it. Donnie Hoyle from “You Suck at Photoshop“* has enough on his plate without you poking into the secret contents of his thumb drive, specifically the one posted below. The contents of this thumb drive were supposed to be TOP SECRET, being his last will and testament and all. So don’t look at it and respect his privacy, okay?

Why doesn’t anybody listen?

The last time he told people not to download his pants pal Ronnie the sperm cell at pleasedontdownloadronnie.com just so they could Photoshop it and become webfamous, they did, and cruelly defaced him by placing him in disgusting and compromising positions.

Seriously. Please don’t look at his secret thumb drive. Don’t be an asshole and look at it, okay?

Oh yeah, I’d like to sincerely thank the inimitable Donnie Hoyle for the awesome jersey and kind words.

JAG

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