The Barista and the Brain Scan

June 22, 2018 Independent Press 0

“Get a load of my friend here. He showed his dream girl scans of his brain damage to try and impress her!” The waiter burst into laughter. “She call you back?” the waiter added. “She show you her mammogram?” asked Alex.

Quantum Entanglement With the Future: Lincoln Dreams of His Assassination

March 26, 2018 Rhawn Joseph 0

In April of 1965, less than two weeks before he was gunned down by an assassin’s bullet, President Abraham Lincoln dreamed of his own assassination. Lincoln told this dream to his wife and to several friends including his long time companion Ward Hill Lamon (1911) who was Lincoln’s personal friend and former law partner. According to Lincoln:

Instagram- Maddox

October 6, 2017 Independent Press 0

“A collection of satirical, crass, comedic essays from famed Internet personality and New York Times bestselling author Maddox of the infamous website The Best Page in the Universe.”

Podesta Emails – Abby Martin Exposes John Podesta & Friends

September 30, 2017 Independent Press 0

In the months leading up to the presidential election, corporate media worked in hyper drive to sell Hillary Clinton to America. Party loyalists on both sides became frantic that the candidate they helped create could take the empire’s throne, with unpredictable consequences. Amidst a curtain of unquestioning sycophantic media coverage, a bombshell was dropped by Wikileaks weeks before the election, exposing the inner workings of the Clinton clique.

Green Bay Packers Invite Fans to Interlock Arms During Anthem, Honor Rockettes Instead

September 29, 2017 Independent Press 0

Breaking: The Green Bay Packers invited fans to join them in interlocking their arms during the national anthem as a show of solidarity with the football team, and Broadway. Already gearing up for a potential Superbowl half-time performance, the Packers were not concerned about audience disapproval, it seems, and have been training with the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes in NYC.

Too Painfully Real for Fiction

September 22, 2017 Independent Press 0

This censorship system (dubbed the “Iron Curtain”) being imposed upon the American people, this report concludes, backfired on the Soviets and became a major factor in eroding the Communist Party’s control—a fact not noticed by some hysterical Hillary Clinton supporting lawmakers in the US Congress who, just 3 days ago, demanded that a Washington D.C. radio station (105.5 FM) broadcasting Radio Sputnik’s programming be shut down because it “influenced the election”—a claim that defies all laws of space and time as this station didn’t start carrying Radio Sputnik until 1 July of this year, fully 9 months AFTER President Trump was elected.  

Morgan Freeman: We Are at War With Russia

September 21, 2017 Independent Press 0

It’s interesting to see Carl Reiner and Morgan Freeman essentially declare war on 63 million Americans who voted for Trump, which they need to convince before they can actually wage war against a thermonuclear power like Russia. By the way, Russia has more nukes, and modern ones now than we do. Their argument was that Trump and Bernie Sanders supporters were brainwashed by Putin’s Russian ads and social media bots to do something as un-American and unhinged as exercising their free will. It is really astounding that they can’t see how viscerally offensive that allegation is on its face.

Colin Kaepernick Takes Both Knees in General

September 17, 2017 Independent Press 0

He sucks, in other words. Taking a knee is an attack on unity. That’s what anthems are supposed to do: celebrate the unity of a people. The insidious aspect to virtue-signalling is best explained in how children whom are constantly being told they are bad, defective, inadequate, unlovable take that with them for the rest of their lives. Now this narrative, taken on a national scale, teaches children we should be ashamed of the anthem that brings this nation together because the author, Francis Scott Key, was a flawed man.

Haitian Economy Rebounds as Hillary Orders 63 Million Voodoo Dolls to Kill Trump Voters

September 14, 2017 Independent Press 0

In her new memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton writes that “I was tempted to make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins.” However, while making the rounds and finding herself more unpopular among Democrats and progressives in her Blame Everyone Tour, she has decided to use the proceeds from the Clinton Foundation to redeem herself, and plans to reboot the Haitian economy. She has ordered 63 million voodoo dolls custom made for each individual Trump voter.