After a Year, Your Tears Are Even More Delicious

By |February 12th, 2018

Celebrities react to Donald Trump winning the 2016 election. Liberal pop culture prostitutes like Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, and others are in shock. See what they said after learning Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump. Media analyst Mark Dice has the story.

Tweet of the Week: Jen Kirkman

By |August 9th, 2017

"Here's the deal. I believe in my heart Bernie is a KNOWING chaos agent paid by Russia in 2016 election. This is my OWN conclusion."

Inspiring! Trump’s Fiercest Enemies Offering Helpful Twitter Advice

By |July 2nd, 2017

Eschewing their natural instinct to kill a political rival, Trump's enemies in the establishment GOP and the Democrats gathered together to offer President Trump warm, helpful advice on how to improve his messaging, so he can beat the shit out of them again with even more alacrity in the next cycle. "We love you Donald! We just want you to do well and make our country prosperous and work with us on health care and the economy! We know this Twitter thing is how you got elected and that it is a direct line to your base, a nervous system of the Trump machine that shatters the false reality constructs of so-called rational thinking spawned from General Semantics, the linguistic human engineering of groomed elites.... You know, the same the Rhodes Scholar media uses to manipulate Americans."

WH Gravely Warns Syrian President Not To Poison Children Unless He’s Governor of Flint, Michigan

By |June 27th, 2017

The White House gravely warned Syrian President Bashar al-Assad not to poison children. Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced Monday that U.S. intelligence indicates Assad could be preparing a chemical attack that would “likely result in the mass murder of civilians, including innocent children.”  They would “pay a heavy price,” Spicer said. "You don't ever poison innocent children without expecting to pay a heavy price." Spicer than paused for a moment, adding "Unless Assad  is in Flint, Michigan, then he could do us a solid, perhaps, if he takes the blame for that lead poisoning, all that lead in the drinking water that's poisoning American children. That might be acceptable. That's some pretty evil shit from Obama's time and we still haven't washed that stain off own conscience in this administration."

True Facts About “Russia Hysteria” Sweeping America Shocks Europe

By |June 16th, 2017

With Cheniere Energy being the only company currently operating an LNG export terminal in the contiguous United States, this report explains, the US Federal Energy Regulatory Commission is now reporting that about half a dozen other LNG export terminals (which are big, billion-dollar operations) are under construction too—with Professor Eric Smith, the associate director of Tulane University's Energy Institute, stating they are needed because “we have pretty well saturated the domestic market with natural gas”.

Americans Now Outlawed From Knowing The Laws They Live Under

By |May 23rd, 2017

There is reason that no one in the West has published a computer-model of a US-Russia nuclear war, because doing that would be unacceptable to the Western elites. But who, in 2014, did do a limited, regional nuclear war scenario between India and Pakistan—that was computer-modeled and projected a global ozone-depletion leading to the coldest average surface temperatures in the last 1,000 years that would trigger a global nuclear famine—and projected the use of just 50 nuclear bombs, instead of the 10,000+ that would be used in a World War III scenario.

Cops Investigate ‘Armed Cat’ Holding a ‘Rifle’; Turns Out to Be a Stick

By |April 28th, 2017

At least, that must be what Newport, Oregon police thought went through the mind of the concerned citizen who snapped the above photo when they took to Facebook apparently worried that a cat sniper with a rifle was stalking the streets of Newport earlier this week.

Int’l Banker Blows Whistle, Ordered To Sacrifice Children at Parties for the Elite

By |April 28th, 2017

“So I was a guest in those circles and it amused me greatly to see all those naked women and the other things. It was the good life. But then at some moment, which is why I am telling you this, I was invited to participate in sacrifices abroad.” At this point in the interview, the elite banker describes the final straw that forced him to get out and come clean — sacrificing children. “That was the breaking point. Children.”

UN And Western Spy Chiefs In Panic After “First Strike” Against US Dollar

By |April 24th, 2017

In what is looking more by the hour to be a Russian “first strike” against the United States during this current “cold phase” of World War III, the Security Council (SC) is reporting today that President Putin has ordered the immediate implementation of the “Golden Tsar” attack plan against the US dollar—and that has so terrified the West, its top spy masters (the “Five Eyes Alliance”), have rushed to New Zealand for a secret meet and the UN Security Council is now rushing to the White House—but whose efforts to counter the Federation will fail; and as stated by top Kremlin advisor Sergey Glazyev who warned these Western elites: “The more aggressive the Americans are the sooner they will see the final collapse of the dollar as the only way for the victims of American aggression to stop this aggression is to get rid of the dollar…[and] as soon as we and China are through with the dollar, it will be the end of the United States military might”.

You Motherfucker

By |April 4th, 2017

Let's just remember Gaza. Unless you're Palestinian and you're a Likud stooge that wants the oil reserves in the Golan Heights, Netanyahu has a problem with bombing civilians.