Satire

June 2017

Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

By |June 2nd, 2017

You may find the original article here.

May 2017

McCain Claims Russia Worse Than ISIS, Mumbles Obscenities, Shits Himself

By |May 29th, 2017

"I know, I helped create ISIS to topple Assad and bring down Iran. I'm tired of people saying I am senile, it is not fair. Do I sound ill to you? Not even my doctor questions my ability to eat my bicycles. You are all a bunch of shoe boxes, you make me want to silverware. Fuckers."

Ignorant, Senile Bastard Decries “Hostile” Media Portrayal

By |May 25th, 2017

Warhawk, songbird and Lindsey Graham life partner John McCain declared this morning that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a Russian sympathizer and possibly a spy, citing a trusted source he obtained from gay dating app Grindr.

McCain and Graham Demand Trump Release Tax Returns, Dick Pix

By |May 1st, 2017

BREAKING

April 2017

IN BRIEF: Chelsea Handler Introduces Tube Sock Line Modeled After Her Breasts

By |April 3rd, 2017

News in brief.

Sen. John McCain: Putin is a Russian Agent

By |April 3rd, 2017

Warhawk and Lindsey Graham life partner John McCain declared this morning that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a Russian sympathizer and possibly a spy, citing a trusted source he obtained from gay dating app Grindr.

March 2017

Mika Fashion Line Debuts New “Dual Use” Scarves

By |March 14th, 2017

Morning Joe co-anchor Mika "I Can Read Headlines All By Myself " Brzinski has just announced a new line of dual use scarves to supplement her struggling fashion line "Mika." The latter, which was rejected by major retailers, was described by one reviewer as "a diarrhea of visually dissonant color so loud it is impossible to hear her speak."Though free of any design or even color, the disposable dual use "sanitary scarves" proved to be a boon, with a marked 300% increase in sales to three units per month, shattering her yearly Etsy sales record in February alone.

February 2017

Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me

By |February 17th, 2017

Mika Brzezinski, it's no use crying, you are hereby banned from blowing me. Don't even ask, don't even bother scouring the net for deals on knee pads. Truth welcomes debate, it doesn’t fear it. If your talking points are based on something you know to be false, of course you will look for reasons to avoid guests who call you on it. Bill Maher is right about this refusal to actually engage in debate signals surrender, and he surrenders often on everything that really matters so he'd know, and it is why Democrats keep losing.

A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump

By |February 13th, 2017

In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers. The hammer is about to fall as the public comes to understand how perception is managed by our intelligence agencies, networks and social media on which they base their conclusions.

Doctors: Morbidly Obese Michael Moore May Not Make It Next Four Years

By |February 10th, 2017

"At over 300 lbs. the mortality rate in his age group is very high. Such individuals are at a high risk of heart disease and cardiac arrest. With a body mass index well over 45, there is a co-morbidity factor that must be seriously considered. He could use a few sit ups, and lay off the hot dogs and cheese pizza."

Webster Hubbell’s Transgender Makeover a Smashing Success, Looks 20 Years Younger

By |February 10th, 2017

Beauty secrets of the rich and powerful revealed! Fulfilling a life-long wish to use the female restrooms at Target, Webster Hubbell's magnificent transformation to a vibrant young woman named Chelsea ended decades of self-loathing and despair.

Impious Digest Announces $25,000 Fire Truck Literary Scholarship

By |February 1st, 2017

Are you a struggling fire truck with a qualifying GPA and knack for writing gifted poetry and prose? we want to hear from you. Here are some little known facts about fire trucks. FACT: Fire trucks are mammals.