Fake News

CNN’s Fake Russian Conspiracy Part of Ongoing Media Pretext for Major War

By |June 27th, 2017

Let us first define fake news: fake news is “advocacy journalism.” Advocacy journalism is news that relies on the reporter’s confirmation bias, a logical fallacy, to spread stories that fit a common narrative. Fake news is literally destroying us, and this stooge above personifies fake news, or he wouldn’t be so angry. Bombing Syria to protect Americans, or to avenge the world for “gas attacks,” that is another narrative you will hear often. The western reporters, and anchors, will rely on their own confirmation bias to divert them from the unpleasant reality that they themselves are now making the deaths of innocents inevitable, including Syrian children we were supposed to protect from Assad. They will cherry pick any data that supports the false notion that a violent regime change will not create more carnage. This is war advocacy, and it’s a favorite of the neocons. A media that pushes for war on a false pretext is an enemy of the people, it is a very deadly enemy of the people and enemy of all of mankind. Of course the thinking man fucking hates you.

White House Relents, Gives CNN’s Jim Acosta a Seat at the Table

By |June 27th, 2017

After much criticism, gnashing of teeth, tantrums, and holding of his breath, CNN's Jim "Pajama Booties" Acosta has prevailed against President Trump in his battle for White House access. Trump at last relented to his stern demands and offered the reporter "a highly coveted seat at the table." Here, a proud Acosta announces the breaking news to a global audience. A night of hard-hitting news would follow. The first was Juice-box Gate. "Everyone here got one juice box, " Acosta said solemnly, tears welling in his eyes, lips slightly quivering as he relived the traumatic moment. "President Trump got two juice boxes and even a crazy straw. He got two. It makes you wonder about the fairness and character of the man, and where the nation is going."Later, at a CNN panel discussing the "controversial breach in White House protocol," the panel nodded in sober, unanimous consent. "It's time for an independent investigation of the matter, perhaps led by Maxine Waters," Don Lemon argued. "We've seen this before. It's a disgrace to our country. Russia's hand in this scandal is clear to all."

Penis Suicide Rates Explode After CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Comparisons

By |June 26th, 2017

CNN Chief Jeff Zucker was never easy on the eyes, but now a rash of penis suicides has hit the nation as male genitals are bullied online with taunts of "Jeff Zucker head", "Butt Fucker Zucker," "Zuck face", "CNN is Fake News!", "CNN is ISIS!" and "Mother Zucker" that in best case scenarios, only resolves with years of therapy; but in worst cases, ends in suicide and tragedy. The report, "Penile Suicide and Jeff Zucker's Ugly Bitch Ass Face: A Twin Tragedy" was conducted by the University of Jeff Zucker Can Go Fuck Himself, and just published today.

In Brief: Putin Praises McCain for Patriotism, McCain Burns US Flag and Screams “Death to America”

By |June 9th, 2017

After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted "I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country" an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed "death to America" and cried "I do not appreciate that Russian's duplicity." Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. "We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants."

Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

By |June 2nd, 2017

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Rachel Maddow Chewed Up My Favorite Sneakers

By |May 21st, 2017

Bitch.

US Mainstream Media Unwittingly Plunges Into “Trump Trap”—Learns “Art Of War” Is Real

By |May 20th, 2017

The Syrian deconfliction talks currently ongoing between the Ministry of Defense (MoD) and the US Department of Defense (DoD) reveals an astonishing exchange between the Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph Dunford and Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu wherein it was revealed that President Donald Trump has been employing the tactics of the ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu against the American mainstream propaganda media in order to destroy them—and all of whom have now unwittingly plunged into what is being described by some members of the SC as the “Trump Trap”.

CNN to Normalize Pedophelia, Start Red Scare Against Trump, Putin, Assange

By |May 19th, 2017

CNN and other CIA media assets to go on offensive after devastating illegal spying disclosure and re-launch a red scare like we've never seen before, targeting Trump, Putin and Assange. Will include massive use of PSYOPS to "normalize" pedophilia scandals and portray dissent as Nazi and ALT RIGHT. NYT has already got the memo. Bill O'Reilly got the memo too.

More Talking Points to Sound Like a Complete Fucking Idiot, Courtesy The View’s Respected Political Scientists

By |April 27th, 2017

Joy Behar, an internationally respected political scientist and intellectual powerhouse, made another compelling observation sure to heal a divided nation. The "Daytime Noam Chomsky" and "Plato of Punditry" whose wisdom is heeded by leaders far and wide, whose searing and trenchant insight is studied word for word with every episode in universities from MIT to Oxford, also noted that her vagina doesn't appreciate gender appropriation and neither should yours."My vagina is whatever I say I want it to be," she said with solemn and thoughtful certainty. "I call it a fire truck because my vagina is a fire truck. It's time people start respecting real science."

Russia Begins Investigation Into American Media For Grave Violations Of Constitution

By |March 20th, 2017

As to why this insane nuclear war warning was issued by this Democratic Party Congressman, this report explains, is due to these 6 media giants and their “Deep State” allies using Lenin’s Theory of the Press to plunge all of America into hysteria—and most commonly known in the United States as “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS), and that is even causing people to erect fearful billboards around the US warning that President Trump is preparing to kill them all.

Full Wrath Of CIA Ready To Hit America After Their Deadly Lies Exposed

By |March 8th, 2017

Angering President Trump the most, as well as the FSB, this report details, were these top secret CIA documents revealing that this “Deep State” spy agency had created an “exploit” [a piece of software, a chunk of data, or a sequence of commands that takes advantage of a bug or vulnerability in order to cause unintended or unanticipated behavior to occur on computer software, hardware, or something electronic, usually computerized] to falsely implicate Russia in hacking crimes it had never committed, and didn’t have to do as these Democrats had already destroyed themselves.