Fake News

June 2017

In Brief: Putin Praises McCain for Patriotism, McCain Burns US Flag and Screams “Death to America”

By |June 9th, 2017

After Russian president Vladimir Putin noted "I like Senator McCain to a certain extent. And I’m not joking. I like him because of his patriotism, and I can relate to his consistency in fighting for the interests of his own country" an angry John McCain burned an American flag, screamed "death to America" and cried "I do not appreciate that Russian's duplicity." Dismissing any suggestion of senility, McCain shuffled through the Senate floor with his pants around his ankles in an Antifa mask. "We need to bomb their children now before they can grow up and be big Putins. He propagates lies and hair gel and makes us look like a bunch of fire hydrants."

Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

By |June 2nd, 2017

You may find the original article here.

May 2017

Rachel Maddow Chewed Up My Favorite Sneakers

By |May 21st, 2017

Bitch.

US Mainstream Media Unwittingly Plunges Into “Trump Trap”—Learns “Art Of War” Is Real

By |May 20th, 2017

The Syrian deconfliction talks currently ongoing between the Ministry of Defense (MoD) and the US Department of Defense (DoD) reveals an astonishing exchange between the Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph Dunford and Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu wherein it was revealed that President Donald Trump has been employing the tactics of the ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu against the American mainstream propaganda media in order to destroy them—and all of whom have now unwittingly plunged into what is being described by some members of the SC as the “Trump Trap”.

CNN to Normalize Pedophelia, Start Red Scare to Promote CIA as “Protector” Against Trump, Putin, Assange

By |May 19th, 2017

CNN and other CIA media assets to go on offensive after devastating illegal spying disclosure and re-launch a red scare like we've never seen before, targeting Trump, Putin and Assange. Will include massive use of PSYOPS to "normalize" pedophilia scandals and portray dissent as Nazi and ALT RIGHT. NYT has already got the memo. Bill O'Reilly got the memo too.

April 2017

More Talking Points to Sound Like a Complete Fucking Idiot, Courtesy The View’s Respected Political Scientists

By |April 27th, 2017

Joy Behar, an internationally respected political scientist and intellectual powerhouse, made another compelling observation sure to heal a divided nation. The "Daytime Noam Chomsky" and "Plato of Punditry" whose wisdom is heeded by leaders far and wide, whose searing and trenchant insight is studied word for word with every episode in universities from MIT to Oxford, also noted that her vagina doesn't appreciate gender appropriation and neither should yours."My vagina is whatever I say I want it to be," she said with solemn and thoughtful certainty. "I call it a fire truck because my vagina is a fire truck. It's time people start respecting real science."

March 2017

Russia Begins Investigation Into American Media For Grave Violations Of Constitution

By |March 20th, 2017

As to why this insane nuclear war warning was issued by this Democratic Party Congressman, this report explains, is due to these 6 media giants and their “Deep State” allies using Lenin’s Theory of the Press to plunge all of America into hysteria—and most commonly known in the United States as “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS), and that is even causing people to erect fearful billboards around the US warning that President Trump is preparing to kill them all.

Full Wrath Of CIA Ready To Hit America After Their Deadly Lies Exposed

By |March 8th, 2017

Angering President Trump the most, as well as the FSB, this report details, were these top secret CIA documents revealing that this “Deep State” spy agency had created an “exploit” [a piece of software, a chunk of data, or a sequence of commands that takes advantage of a bug or vulnerability in order to cause unintended or unanticipated behavior to occur on computer software, hardware, or something electronic, usually computerized] to falsely implicate Russia in hacking crimes it had never committed, and didn’t have to do as these Democrats had already destroyed themselves.

Russia Cancels All New York Times Subscriptions, Warns It Is “Fake News”

By |March 7th, 2017

Looks like it's not just US readers that are dumping the failing New York Times. Now inferior to The Onion, which at least has satirical value, Deputy Director Maria Zakharova has notified all Federation Departments, Ministries and Embassies that they are to immediately cancel all hardcopy and digital subscriptions to The New York Times as this leftist newspaper publication has now been labeled as “fake news” and is, in fact, to now be considered as propaganda no longer able to be relied upon for truthful or accurate information.

How Fake News is Weaponized by Facebook

By |March 7th, 2017

What CNN, ABC, NBC, and other politicized news assets use to control your perception, which is your reality. Because perception is reality, this is the literal "matrix." How programmers manipulate moods, foment unrest, hate and fear in the digital age. It's not just fake news: psychologically, it is designed to induce stress (fight or flight) and in that sense, it is slowly killing you. Here is the science, starting with the stress hormone cortisol...

February 2017

Psychotic Trump Laughs on TV After Murdering State Leader. Oh wait, that was Hillary.

By |February 20th, 2017

If inexcusable for anyone else, why is Hillary given a pass on this? What is she? the high priestess of some shadowy Satanic group, a goddess of some kind?

The Fake News Is an Enemy of the People

By |February 18th, 2017

The chance you have an honest press since 1963 is poor, at least 100 thousand trillion to one. NYT editor John Swinton, even back in 1880, noted that “There is no such thing… in America, as an independent press… If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes… Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.”