Fake News

August 2017

Chris Hayes Rocks Cable News, Media Still Circle Jerks to War Mongers

By |August 30th, 2017

Don't know why this is news, but it's supposed to be important because cable news public relations firms say so, albeit they plant stories in high traffic sites passing off as news but they are really just ads and discredit the legitimacy of the purveyor. Whatever the case may be, good for you, Mr. Hayes! You must be very proud of yourself! You look thinner, too, and manlier!

Novelist Stephen King Calls For Trump Removal, Pentagon Urgently Convenes

By |August 13th, 2017

Defense Secretary James Mattis also added "Look, we know that would mean civil war. Many, many American lives would be lost, in the millions. Russia or China could take sides with any potential rebellion and divide the states forever. We would have Americans streaming out of their own country into Canada and Mexico as refugees. Per his prior tweets, we spent a lot of the meeting reviewing King's most important literature for further wisdom and erudition, as the Constitution mandates. Indeed, this is the man who wrote Carrie and Pet Cemetery. So if Stephen King says we need to remove President Trump, what choice do we have? We follow orders. We have to act."

Stiletto Hating Newsweek Writer Thinks US Women Should Line Up to Give Bill Clinton a Blow Job

By |August 13th, 2017

Newsweek writer Nina "Dr. Scholl's" Burleigh, who attacks FLOTUS for for wearing heels, thinks US women should line up to give Bill Clinton a blow job. “I would be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal. I think American women should be lining up with their Presidential kneepads on to show their gratitude for keeping the theocracy off our backs.” This is a writer who covers the political beat.

July 2017

Russian Conspiracy Cult Intervention for Bad Journos

By |July 22nd, 2017

"This is a sex cult masquerading as a political movement. The idol, as in phallocentric cults and religions of long ago, is not the penis but the vagina. In this cult, the underlying belief system cynically objectifies women by focusing not on their status as the mothers of all men and women, as life-giving and wise leaders, but merely as political tools to be celebrated and feared because their genitals are different than that of men. Males are the evil patriarchs, but ironically, also the hidden hand of this so-called liberation movement."

Hacked Government Emails Details “Fake News” Plot Destroying US

By |July 16th, 2017

“Television determines the agenda...the methods that I am talking about create a world view, something that's called a “reality”...a reality is created for us....and if we see this reality the way it is brought to us by television, then we act in accordance with this reality. Chaos is the key word...all of it is done to create a stable association in our minds...it is an old mythologem -- Chaos as a protoplasm from which the gods will then create the world…and it absolutely does not matter how much the real picture corresponds with the media picture. An overwhelming majority of television viewers have never been and will never travel there. And they make their judgment based on the television picture and not on what happens in reality”.

Fooled by Spoof Book: Confirmation Bias Hits The New York Times, Pelosi

By |July 12th, 2017

SMH. Project Icarus Rex, the "top secret" DARPA/CERN time travel project commissioned by President Trump claims another gullible lawmaker, and The New York Times. As of yet, no retraction. Confirmation bias is simply this: sometimes you get so hung up on finding data to support your belief that you grasp at anything, and that means anything, that could possibly support your conclusion. Sometimes, that means you fall for bullshit, just because you want to believe it so badly.  The corporate media has a confirmation bias against President Trump, and it is rabid. They have already decided that President Trump and 63 million Americans are beyond redemption and through their ignorance and impudence, need their vote nullified. They have openly, and tacitly, called for a revolution. This is not hyperbole. The corporate media is attempting a coup to overturn the results of a democratically elected president.

Thousands of Male Models Mass Suicide Over Rumors of Joy Reid Marriage, Julian Assange on Suicide Watch

By |July 11th, 2017

According to Reid, Julian Assange on suicide watch "after I got him to spurn celebrity babes like Pamela Anderson for false hopes of my sweet booty." How did she do it? She texted him that she was married, which Assange did not know, and "he was ruined instantly." Unfortunately, word spread fast, and there were unintended and catastrophic consequences. Over 20,000 male models, and a few hundred very attractive women, perished today in a mass suicide over this false rumor that drop-dead gorgeous, beauteous vixen MSNBC anchor Joy Reid was married. But she went further. She really felt it was time to "twist the knife and break Julian" and call him "gross."