Fake News

May 2017

Rachel Maddow Chewed Up My Favorite Sneakers

By |May 21st, 2017

Bitch.

US Mainstream Media Unwittingly Plunges Into “Trump Trap”—Learns “Art Of War” Is Real

By |May 20th, 2017

The Syrian deconfliction talks currently ongoing between the Ministry of Defense (MoD) and the US Department of Defense (DoD) reveals an astonishing exchange between the Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph Dunford and Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu wherein it was revealed that President Donald Trump has been employing the tactics of the ancient Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu against the American mainstream propaganda media in order to destroy them—and all of whom have now unwittingly plunged into what is being described by some members of the SC as the “Trump Trap”.

CNN to Normalize Pedophelia, Start Red Scare to Promote CIA as “Protector” Against Trump, Putin, Assange

By |May 19th, 2017

CNN and other CIA media assets to go on offensive after devastating illegal spying disclosure and re-launch a red scare like we've never seen before, targeting Trump, Putin and Assange. Will include massive use of PSYOPS to "normalize" pedophilia scandals and portray dissent as Nazi and ALT RIGHT. NYT has already got the memo. Bill O'Reilly got the memo too.

April 2017

More Talking Points to Sound Like a Complete Fucking Idiot, Courtesy The View’s Respected Political Scientists

By |April 27th, 2017

Joy Behar, an internationally respected political scientist and intellectual powerhouse, made another compelling observation sure to heal a divided nation. The "Daytime Noam Chomsky" and "Plato of Punditry" whose wisdom is heeded by leaders far and wide, whose searing and trenchant insight is studied word for word with every episode in universities from MIT to Oxford, also noted that her vagina doesn't appreciate gender appropriation and neither should yours."My vagina is whatever I say I want it to be," she said with solemn and thoughtful certainty. "I call it a fire truck because my vagina is a fire truck. It's time people start respecting real science."

March 2017

Russia Begins Investigation Into American Media For Grave Violations Of Constitution

By |March 20th, 2017

As to why this insane nuclear war warning was issued by this Democratic Party Congressman, this report explains, is due to these 6 media giants and their “Deep State” allies using Lenin’s Theory of the Press to plunge all of America into hysteria—and most commonly known in the United States as “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS), and that is even causing people to erect fearful billboards around the US warning that President Trump is preparing to kill them all.

Full Wrath Of CIA Ready To Hit America After Their Deadly Lies Exposed

By |March 8th, 2017

Angering President Trump the most, as well as the FSB, this report details, were these top secret CIA documents revealing that this “Deep State” spy agency had created an “exploit” [a piece of software, a chunk of data, or a sequence of commands that takes advantage of a bug or vulnerability in order to cause unintended or unanticipated behavior to occur on computer software, hardware, or something electronic, usually computerized] to falsely implicate Russia in hacking crimes it had never committed, and didn’t have to do as these Democrats had already destroyed themselves.

Russia Cancels All New York Times Subscriptions, Warns It Is “Fake News”

By |March 7th, 2017

Looks like it's not just US readers that are dumping the failing New York Times. Now inferior to The Onion, which at least has satirical value, Deputy Director Maria Zakharova has notified all Federation Departments, Ministries and Embassies that they are to immediately cancel all hardcopy and digital subscriptions to The New York Times as this leftist newspaper publication has now been labeled as “fake news” and is, in fact, to now be considered as propaganda no longer able to be relied upon for truthful or accurate information.

How Fake News is Weaponized by Facebook

By |March 7th, 2017

What CNN, ABC, NBC, and other politicized news assets use to control your perception, which is your reality. Because perception is reality, this is the literal "matrix." How programmers manipulate moods, foment unrest, hate and fear in the digital age. It's not just fake news: psychologically, it is designed to induce stress (fight or flight) and in that sense, it is slowly killing you. Here is the science, starting with the stress hormone cortisol...

February 2017

Psychotic Trump Laughs on TV After Murdering State Leader. Oh wait, that was Hillary.

By |February 20th, 2017

If inexcusable for anyone else, why is Hillary given a pass on this? What is she? the high priestess of some shadowy Satanic group, a goddess of some kind?

The Fake News Is an Enemy of the People

By |February 18th, 2017

The chance you have an honest press since 1963 is poor, at least 100 thousand trillion to one. NYT editor John Swinton, even back in 1880, noted that “There is no such thing… in America, as an independent press… If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes… Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.”

In Shock Move, Russia Labels US “One Party State” After Democratic Party Suicided

By |February 18th, 2017

One of the most concise descriptions, too, of the Democratic Party suiciding itself, this report continues, was delivered this past week by the Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Glenn Greenwald, and who in warning about this political party said: “A failed, collapsed party cannot form an effective resistance. Trump did not become president and the Republicans do not dominate virtually all levels of government because there is some sort of massive surge in enthusiasm for right-wing extremism. Quite the contrary: This all happened because the Democrats are perceived — with good reason — to be out of touch, artificial, talking points-spouting automatons who serve Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and the agenda of endless war, led by millionaires and funded by oligarchs to do the least amount possible for ordinary, powerless citizens while still keeping their votes.”

Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me

By |February 17th, 2017

Mika Brzezinski, it's no use crying, you are hereby banned from blowing me. Don't even ask, don't even bother scouring the net for deals on knee pads. Truth welcomes debate, it doesn’t fear it. If your talking points are based on something you know to be false, of course you will look for reasons to avoid guests who call you on it. Bill Maher is right about this refusal to actually engage in debate signals surrender, and he surrenders often on everything that really matters so he'd know, and it is why Democrats keep losing.

FBI Sweep Puts US Media In Terror As Trump Prepares To Jail Top Reporters

By |February 15th, 2017

Knowing of what his own intelligence agencies were preparing to do against him once NBC News fired the “first salvo” against him, this report continues, Trump, aided by former US Army General Michael Flynn (who was the US military's top spy master), deployed a classic “Canary Trap” maneuver against these “spy actors” and their journalist abettors—and that is a method for exposing an information leak by giving different versions of sensitive information to each of several suspects and seeing which version gets leaked.

A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump

By |February 13th, 2017

In this article, we will conclusively demonstrate that any group of psychiatrists or psychologists that can diagnose a famous figure without a personal consultation and assessment is not just unethical, but risking their careers. The hammer is about to fall as the public comes to understand how perception is managed by our intelligence agencies, networks and social media on which they base their conclusions.

BREAKING: Chris Cuomo is Fake News, and I Boned His Wife

By |February 10th, 2017

Butt hurt Chris Cuomo claims that accusing a journo of using fake news is like using the "N word." But who ever said he was a real reporter? This is the same fake news peddler that told his viewers that reading Wikileaks is illegal! To be fair, I did not really bone his wife, that's fake news too. Beastiality is illegal in my state and PETA would never leave me alone.

If you listen close enough, you can hear his spirit shatter.

By |February 10th, 2017

Watch as White House Press Spokesman Sean Spicer ruins a self-important journo babbling about a Trump tweet. Behold the question so dumb it shamed everyone in the room with contact stupid. If you listen close enough, you can actually hear the reporter's spirit shatter.

Journalists Killed By the State, Hacks in No Danger

By |February 8th, 2017

“The German and American media tries to bring war to the people in Europe, to bring war to Russia. This is a point of no return, and I am going to stand up and say … it is not right what I have done in the past, to manipulate people, to make propaganda against Russia…because war is never coming from itself, there is always people who push for war, and this is not only politicians, it is journalists too. … We have betrayed our readers, just to push for war. …” Udo Ulfkotte

Russia Warns “Battle of Avdiivka” Is Spark Being Used To Ignite World War III

By |February 7th, 2017

Shortly after US Senators McCain and Graham “fired up” these Ukrainian-Nazi forces, this report grimly notes, they began a massive bombardment against Russian rebel forces in violation of the Minsk II Agreement that was fully documented by the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe (OSCE)—whose unarmed Special Monitoring Mission (SMM) officers are now being fired upon by these Nazi forces, and have recorded thousands of bomb and artillery blasts.

ABC News Reporter Martha Raddatz Warned, Faces Death For Treason After Killing Of US Soldier

By |February 4th, 2017

To Martha Raddatz’s “complicity/association” in the death of US Navy SEAL William 'Ryan' Owens, this report details, involves an SVR intercepted telephonic communication, on 26 January, made by her husband, Tom Gjelten, who covers issues of religion, faith, and belief for NPR News, to Archbishop Paul Gallagher, who is the Secretary for Relations with States within the Holy See's Secretariat of State.

January 2017

Chuck Todd Has No Respect for Women

By |January 22nd, 2017

How many of you men out there would embarrass yourselves by talking to a powerful woman this way, your manhood so threatened you’re more focused on proving that you're smarter than her rather than politely listening to what she has to say? Look at the way he talks down to her as if she were a child. She has the ear of the most powerful man in the world because she helped place him there, and he talks to her like she's beneath him. Is it because she's a woman? Or does a woman have to share your political affiliation to be treated respectfully, Chuck? And you still wonder why the media is held with such low regard?

CNN’s Best, or “Leave CNN Alone!!!!”

By |January 15th, 2017

Oh that Jim Acosta, bless his heart, he thinks he's people! Look how he barks at the President-Elect.