Fake News

February 2017

Trump’s Right: The CIA Weaponized the Press

By |February 18th, 2017

The chance you have an honest press since 1963 is poor, at least 100 thousand trillion to one. NYT editor John Swinton, even back in 1880, noted that “There is no such thing… in America, as an independent press… If I allowed my honest opinions to appear in one issue of my paper, before twenty-four hours my occupation would be gone. The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes… Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes.”

In Shock Move, Russia Labels US “One Party State” After Democratic Party Suicided

By |February 18th, 2017

One of the most concise descriptions, too, of the Democratic Party suiciding itself, this report continues, was delivered this past week by the Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Glenn Greenwald, and who in warning about this political party said: “A failed, collapsed party cannot form an effective resistance. Trump did not become president and the Republicans do not dominate virtually all levels of government because there is some sort of massive surge in enthusiasm for right-wing extremism. Quite the contrary: This all happened because the Democrats are perceived — with good reason — to be out of touch, artificial, talking points-spouting automatons who serve Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and the agenda of endless war, led by millionaires and funded by oligarchs to do the least amount possible for ordinary, powerless citizens while still keeping their votes.”

Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me

By |February 17th, 2017

If she really wasn't credible, you would jump at the chance to discredit an administration you openly despise, Mika. It is clear to any objective mind that the mainstream press is so fearful of Conway that they are reduced to this pathetic attempt to silence her. This is different. This is an attempt at dehumanization and censorship, therefore, it is with sadness that The Impious Digest hereby declares that you, Joe Scarborough and your booking agents are indefinitely prohibited from blowing me.

FBI Sweep Puts US Media In Terror As Trump Prepares To Jail Top Reporters

By |February 15th, 2017

Knowing of what his own intelligence agencies were preparing to do against him once NBC News fired the “first salvo” against him, this report continues, Trump, aided by former US Army General Michael Flynn (who was the US military's top spy master), deployed a classic “Canary Trap” maneuver against these “spy actors” and their journalist abettors—and that is a method for exposing an information leak by giving different versions of sensitive information to each of several suspects and seeing which version gets leaked.

A Psychological Analysis of a Psychologist Who Analyzed Trump

By |February 13th, 2017

His body language screams "I am a fraud!" His eyes are telling and dart to the right (read deception) as he begins to fabricate his nonsense. We can also observe Sullivan's own palpable insecurity and narcissism projected on to Donald Trump. Sullivan has no political training or influence with world leaders, which Trump enjoyed before his presidency, but he thinks a psychology degree makes him innately superior to the President of the United States and that such training supersedes the skill set that got Trump the highest office in the free world. He stigmatizes the mentally ill, as well, by portraying them as people to be feared rather than assisted and encouraged. What kind of psychologist does that?

BREAKING: Chris Cuomo is Fake News, and I Boned His Wife

By |February 10th, 2017

Butt hurt Chris Cuomo claims that accusing a journo of using fake news is like using the "N word." But who ever said he was a real reporter? This is the same fake news peddler that told his viewers that reading Wikileaks is illegal! To be fair, I did not really bone his wife, that's fake news too. Beastiality is illegal in my state and PETA would never leave me alone.

If you listen close enough, you can actually hear the reporter’s spirit shatter.

By |February 10th, 2017

Watch as White House Press Spokesman Sean Spicer ruins a self-important journo babbling about a Trump tweet. Behold the question so dumb it shamed everyone in the room with contact stupid. If you listen close enough, you can actually hear the reporter's spirit shatter.

Why Journalists Are Killed By the State

By |February 8th, 2017

“The German and American media tries to bring war to the people in Europe, to bring war to Russia. This is a point of no return, and I am going to stand up and say … it is not right what I have done in the past, to manipulate people, to make propaganda against Russia…because war is never coming from itself, there is always people who push for war, and this is not only politicians, it is journalists too. … We have betrayed our readers, just to push for war. …” Udo Ulfkotte

Russia Warns “Battle of Avdiivka” Is Spark Being Used To Ignite World War III

By |February 7th, 2017

Shortly after US Senators McCain and Graham “fired up” these Ukrainian-Nazi forces, this report grimly notes, they began a massive bombardment against Russian rebel forces in violation of the Minsk II Agreement that was fully documented by the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe (OSCE)—whose unarmed Special Monitoring Mission (SMM) officers are now being fired upon by these Nazi forces, and have recorded thousands of bomb and artillery blasts.

ABC News Reporter Martha Raddatz Warned, Faces Death For Treason After Killing Of US Soldier

By |February 4th, 2017

To Martha Raddatz’s “complicity/association” in the death of US Navy SEAL William 'Ryan' Owens, this report details, involves an SVR intercepted telephonic communication, on 26 January, made by her husband, Tom Gjelten, who covers issues of religion, faith, and belief for NPR News, to Archbishop Paul Gallagher, who is the Secretary for Relations with States within the Holy See's Secretariat of State.

January 2017

Chuck Todd Has No Respect for Women

By |January 22nd, 2017

How many of you men out there would embarrass yourselves by talking to a powerful woman this way, your manhood so threatened you’re more focused on proving that you're smarter than her rather than politely listening to what she has to say? Look at the way he talks down to her as if she were a child. She has the ear of the most powerful man in the world because she helped place him there, and he talks to her like she's beneath him. Is it because she's a woman? Or does a woman have to share your political affiliation to be treated respectfully, Chuck? And you still wonder why the media is held with such low regard?

CNN’s Best, or “Leave CNN Alone!!!!”

By |January 15th, 2017

Oh that Jim Acosta, bless his heart, he thinks he's people! Look how he barks at the President-Elect.

MI6 REPORT: ISIS and McCain Exchanged “Dirty Sanchez” for Fake Trump Dossier

By |January 11th, 2017

A former MI6 official, who wishes to remain anonymous, alleges that Sen. John McCain is the person responsible for giving the FBI the discredited "Golden Showers" Trump dossier, which was covered in The Guardian. This "leak" was met with a flurry of new accusations of secret stings wherein British spooks note he exchanged a "dirty Sanchez" with BuzzFeed editor and lover Ben Smith. The slang refers to a most unwholesome sex act where a partner having anal sex removes his penis from the anus and smears his lover's lip with feces and semen.

December 2016

The Ruling that Made it Legal for the Media to Lie

By |December 12th, 2016

Back in 2006, a major news network went to court to defend their right to lie. This is the ruling that made it legal. "In a stunningly narrow interpretation of FCC rules, the Florida Appeals court claimed that the FCC policy against falsification of the news does not rise to the level of a 'law, rule, or regulation,' it was simply a 'policy.' Therefore, it is up to the station whether or not it wants to report honestly."

October 2016

24 HARD FACTS ABOUT 9/11 THAT CANNOT BE DEBUNKED

By |October 20th, 2016

9/11 has been one of the biggest events in recent history to spark a mass awakening across the world. There has been much debate over how it happened, who is responsible, and why they did it. To this day, about one third of Americans do not believe the official story. In other parts of the world, the number of skeptics reaches upwards of 90% of the population. Here is a list of 24 facts that cannot be debunked about 9/11.

October 2015

CIA Dispatch #1035-960: The Origin of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist”

By |October 2nd, 2015

CIA Memo to propaganda assets in NBC, CBS, Newsweek, New York Times, et al regarding assassination of President Kennedy, suggesting ways they could discredit or slander writers or journalists critical of Lone Gunman Theory. This became the template for every cover-up since then.