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Brainwashing Proof: Believing You’re Smarter Than President Trump Just Because The Media Says So

By |February 12th, 2018

The surest proof of media brainwashing is thinking you are just as informed as POTUS (President of the United States) without cabinet advisers or the PDB (Presidential Daily Briefing from all key intelligence agencies). The 2nd surest proof of brainwashing is believing you are smarter than President Trump just because the media flatters you into believing it. But how many of us can say that we have, without having held any public office or political experience, ran for and won the presidency of the United States on the first try? None of us can.

Elizabeth Beck Ruins CNN: “Why are you subjecting me to this?”

By |January 27th, 2018

“Why are you subjecting me to this?” is a question most all of us have asked when enduring CNN, and God bless Elizabeth Beck for voicing our unheard cries for mercy. Beck just made these CNN pundits painfully aware that no one gives a flying fuck about their Robert Mueller circle jerks and fortune telling, and that it is not only uninteresting and useless speculation bukakki unloaded on a hapless audience, but a punishment to educated ears. 

Disgraceful, Awful Man Misleads Viewers, As Does Adam Schiff

By |January 19th, 2018

Awful, awful man misleads viewers once again, and so does Adam Schiff.

Russian Conspiracy Theorist Attacks NSA Architect As Conspiracy Theorist

By |November 11th, 2017

In the NBC article by Ken Dilanian, a writer and CIA publicist/Russian hack conspiracy theorist exposed by The Intercept before, we read that NSA architect William Binney is a "conspiracy theorist." Binney offers proof it was a leak, not a hack, and he was attacked for meeting with the CIA chief to show his findings.

Deep State War: You are not wasting time following Q Anon

By |November 8th, 2017

I, like most within intel, am confined to the data house that is assigned. We cannot peak outside nor have access. The mainframe is literally inaccessible unless there in person w/ special access. This person is above Q-class and must be dose to the CC. The house I'm building falls in line with a key portion of the questions being asked here. This along with his one sentence that verifies his I DEN (something that nobody on the outside will ever know • highly classified) proves the information he's providing. There are good people in high level places watching this. Godspeed to you all and thank you for helping to serve your country.

Rachel Maddow Wows with New Haircut

By |November 7th, 2017

Sexy! [UPDATE: It has been alleged that this is Chris Hayes, not Rachel Maddow. Wrong! We stand by our assertion that is indeed Maddow because Maddow looks like Buddy Holly.]

HRW Report on Syria – Just another Western Fake

By |October 4th, 2017

Our media source has obtained an independent investigation report prepared by the group of journalists (Michael Kobs, Petri Kohn, Adam Larson and Qoppa) “How Human Right Watch wags the dog”. The journalists questioned the credibility of the events and facts provided in the HRW report on the incident in the Syria’s Khan-Sheikhoun on April 4.

Chris Hayes Rocks Cable News, Media Still Circle Jerks to War Mongers

By |August 30th, 2017

Don't know why this is news, but it's supposed to be important because cable news public relations firms say so, albeit they plant stories in high traffic sites passing off as news but they are really just ads and discredit the legitimacy of the purveyor. Whatever the case may be, good for you, Mr. Hayes! You must be very proud of yourself! You look thinner, too, and manlier!

Novelist Stephen King Calls For Trump Removal, Pentagon Urgently Convenes

By |August 13th, 2017

Defense Secretary James Mattis also added "Look, we know that would mean civil war. Many, many American lives would be lost, in the millions. Russia or China could take sides with any potential rebellion and divide the states forever. We would have Americans streaming out of their own country into Canada and Mexico as refugees. Per his prior tweets, we spent a lot of the meeting reviewing King's most important literature for further wisdom and erudition, as the Constitution mandates. Indeed, this is the man who wrote Carrie and Pet Cemetery. So if Stephen King says we need to remove President Trump, what choice do we have? We follow orders. We have to act."

Stiletto Hating Newsweek Writer Thinks Your Mom Should Line Up to Give Bill Clinton a Blow Job

By |August 13th, 2017

As to whether her opinion that every American woman should be donning "Presidential kneepads" tweaked anything in the beltway remains to be seen. At last check, no House or Senate hearings were ever scheduled to investigate her sage advice that 150 million American women, consenting or non-consenting, should be fellating Bill Clinton.