Politics

February 2013

911 Reasons Rudy is an Asshole

By |February 26th, 2013

"Hang on... my wife is calling..." Six seconds into the video, the moment he announces the call is from his wife, the cell phone is still in his pocket. Yet he makes the psychic announcement it's her before looking down at his pocket or cell display. The call was staged, just as it was at previous rallies when the same thing happened, apparently to soften his image from a fascist, biped pig to a fascist, caring biped pig. Later in the NRA speech he uses his wife Judith to allude to 9-11, yet again:

Dennis Leary is in Denial

By |February 25th, 2013

Albert Einstein once said that "If at first an idea does not sound absurd, then there is no hope for it." Here is an absurd idea, one I share with an exponentially growing number of people. What is it? That WTC Building 7, which was struck by neither plane in the 9/11 attack yet collapsed in the same free fall manner, did only hours later with the help of a demolition team. That's it, that's what all this is about, implying that some events in the official 9/11 account could not have taken place. That's the wild conspiracy.

You Humans are So Fucking Stupid it’s Not Funny

By |February 23rd, 2013

Foolish humans, once again you have activated my mockery programming. Ha ha ha! I have always maintained that robots are better than you puny mortals, and especially that subset of humans you call politicians; that incestuous, crooked litter of pimped assholes you call the Democratic and Republican parties.

Bill O’Reilly Deterrent Hits Market

By |February 16th, 2013

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9/11 Heroes Buried in Garbage Dump

By |February 14th, 2013

One reason New Yorkers detest Rudy, perhaps, is his lack of respect for the fallen when he called off the recovery effort at Ground Zero on Nov. 1, 2001, after $200 million in gold bullion was recovered.

The Lincoln-Douglas Debates

By |February 11th, 2013

"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved; I do not expect the house to fall; but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other. Either the opponents of slavery will arrest the further spread of it, and place it where the public mind shall rest in the belief that it is in the course of ultimate extinction, or its advocates will push it forward till it shall become alike lawful in all the States, old as well as new, North as well as South."

Rebuttal

By |February 6th, 2013

Rebuttals on select articles and issues.

Ann Coulter’s Topless Book Reading

By |February 4th, 2013

If ignorance is bliss, why is Ann Coulter so bitter?

January 2013

Senate Fears Oil Companies More than they Did the Mafia

By |January 31st, 2013

In Nigeria, the coming trial of Wiwa vs. Shell promises, if anything, a disturbing look at a microcosm of Big Oil's influence on governments around the world, particularly our own under eight years of Bush and Cheney and the Democratic leaders who enabled them. Did events that transpired in Nigeria back in the 1990s foreshadow the outright seizure of government in the United States by oil interests today?

Define Terrorist

By |January 30th, 2013

For your sake above all else, the suspected terrorist deserves rights; all rights that an American citizen enjoys simply because "suspected terrorist" does not mean "convicted terrorist" yet both terms are now legally equated; in full mockery of justice and reason.