Hillary Clinton

February 2017

Washington Post Rolls Out New “Kids Column” by John Podesta

By |February 24th, 2017

"Hello boys and girls! We will be doing some cooking today. Can you say spirit cooking? And I hope you like pizza and hot dogs!"

Largest Spy Scandal In American History Outlined

By |February 22nd, 2017

Fearing that a massive radical Islamic spy ring was being set up within the US Congress, this report continues, Chairman Ford took the extraordinary step of bypassing the Obama regimes Department of Justice to investigate for approval the top secret clearances being requested by these Democrats choosing, instead, to appeal directly to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Director James Comey to begin an “urgent” investigation into his fears.

Psychotic Trump Laughs on TV After Murdering State Leader. Oh wait, that was Hillary.

By |February 20th, 2017

If inexcusable for anyone else, why is Hillary given a pass on this? What is she? the high priestess of some shadowy Satanic group, a goddess of some kind?

Nightmare Surrogate Lena Dunham Looks for New Candidate to Destroy by Association

By |February 10th, 2017

Bad Optics Dept. The proof is in the pudding. Try finding one person who switched to Hillary thanks to Lena Dunham, as opposed to switched against Hillary when presented with this idiot. Dunham's crass virtue signaling and blanket accusations of voter ignorance, racism, sexism, xenophobia were actually toxic to Hillary. Nothing is more persuasive than a person who insults and belittles you before hearing you out, that is her theory. The problem for Dunham, though, is that we're on planet Earth.

Guccifer’s Letter Claims Hillary a Satanic High Priestess

By |February 5th, 2017

"He [L. Ron Hubbard] got hold of the book by Alistair Crowley called The Book of the Law. He was very interested in...the creation of what some people call the Moon Child. It was basically an attempt to create an immaculate conception-- except by Satan rather than by God. Another important idea was the creation of what they call embryo implants --of getting a satanic or demonic spirit to inhabit the body of a fetus. This would come about as a result of black-magic rituals, which included the use of hypnosis, drugs, and other dangerous and destructive practices. One of the important things was to destroy the evidence if you failed at this immaculate conception. That's how my father became obsessed with abortions."

January 2017

Pope Orders Knights Of Malta Destroyed For Loyalty To Trump After CIA Spies Arrested In Russia

By |January 27th, 2017

Along with this joint SVR-FSB intelligence operation uncovering the CIA plot to launch a cyber attack upon their own nation, this report continues, it also unmasked two CIA paid operatives who were, also, working on this plot to destroy Freemason leader Trump by the creation of the “Russia won the US election” myth--Ruslan Stoyanov, the head of Kaspersky Lab's investigations unit, and Sergei Mikhailov, a division head of the FSB, both of whom are now under arrest and charged with committing the grave crime of treason against the Federation.

The Clinton-Silsby Trafficking Scandal And How The Media Attempted To Ignore/Cover It Up

By |January 25th, 2017

Contrary to reports in the media, the crowd sourced investigation labeled by some as "Pizzagate" did not begin with internet sleuths digging through the Wikileaks Podesta Files releases looking for pizza parlors and encoded language discussing human trafficking. It began with the shocking discovery that Hillary and Bill Clinton provided assistance to convicted child trafficker, Laura Silsby, resulting in a reduced sentence for child trafficking.

America on The Brink As President Trump Prepares To Issue CIA Ultimatum

By |January 20th, 2017

According to this report, with President Trump having been surrounded and protected by one of the largest private mercenary forces ever seen in the US, the CIA-led “Deep State” coup seeking his death, or destruction, to keep him from power has failed, thus preparing Trumpian forces, aligned with Obama regime deep cover intelligence operatives, to fulfill President John F. Kennedy’s vow to break this corrupt and demonic US spy agency “into a thousand pieces” and “scatter it to wind”—and that President Kennedy was publicly executed for attempting, and when President Richard Nixon attempted this too, he was ousted in coup.

John Lewis a Hero? He Fought Voting Rights of Poor in 2016

By |January 16th, 2017

Fuck John Lewis. He was complicit in a conspiracy to deny our vote so Hillary could be elected. The only thing he can be thanked for is opening the door to discussion about the class-action lawsuit against the DNC for rigging the primaries, a major assault on the voting rights of Democrats. MLK fought for voting rights. John Lewis fought against the voting rights of those who voted in the primaries. In 2016, in Puerto Rico and elsewhere, he supported a candidate that shut down polling stations to make it harder for people sympathetic to Bernie to vote. In NYC over 100,000 voters leaning towards Bernie were purged from the rolls and it is now being handled by the DoJ. In this battle for voting rights, at least two also died in July of 2016 alone.

Profile in Courage: Local Man Talks Shit About Trump in Liberal Enclave

By |January 15th, 2017

Dick Smegma, 26, took a courageous stand today by siding with the majority opinion in a deep blue state where everybody hates Trump."I'm no hero," Smegma said humbly to a crowd of cheering Hillary supporters as they burned Trump in effigy. "But sometimes you have to be brave enough to dispense with the courage of your convictions, and side with whatever is popular with the crowd."At press time, Mr. Smega was last seen in a Trump rally talking all manner of shit about Clinton.

Wikileaks: Mexican Drug Kingpin, El Chapo, Donated 15M to Clinton Foundation

By |January 13th, 2017

The Times: Julian Assange launched an attack on the integrity of the Clinton Foundation with the latest intelligence report that says the organization had ties with Mexican drug cartel leader, Joaquín ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán.Guzman, widely known as ‘El Chapo’, has an estimated net worth of $2 billion USD. He is currently incarcerated in a high-security Mexican prison and is in the process of being extradited to the United States.

BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

By |January 7th, 2017

"People hate me!"

Spy Agencies Reveal State Entity Who Most Influenced Trump’s Win

By |January 3rd, 2017

"It was this moron," said Director of National Intelligence Haywood Jablowme as he pointed to a slide of Hillary Clinton at a press conference earlier today. "That is the key state entity most responsible for influencing the election to favor President Trump. Putin didn't tell her to run while under an FBI criminal investigation, or to call half of America irredeemables, deplorables, racists, sexists... The media narrative is that if only people didn't know she was so corrupt and inept, she would have won. It's as asinine as saying that if only people didn't know the water was poisoned, we would have taken a drink and died, acting as if this was the logical desired outcome. So the impartial watchdogs who warned us of a clear and present danger are to be condemned? Fuck you."

“Putin dropped me repeatedly at birth,” Hacked DNC Emails with “Axe”

By |January 2nd, 2017

Political herpes Hillary Clinton, a crippling national embarrassment that just won't go away, flared up again today as she finally came to terms with her intellectual deficits and leadership disasters by acknowledging they did exist and were a problem, but that Russian leader Vladimir Putin was responsible for her affliction.She chimed in again today to attack Russia with unsubstantiated hacker claims, adding that if she sounds a trifle less astute in the geopolitical arena than John Kerry, Russian FM Sergei Lagrov, or most mammals in general, it is because Putin used a time machine to travel back to 1869 and drop her repeatedly at birth."This nefarious Russian conspiracy was designed to undermine my presidential campaign, and Putin has been caught red-handed as we know for a fact he owns a DeLorean like the one in Back to the Future."

December 2016

Embassy Of California Opens In Moscow—Looks For Arms Deal When Hillary Clinton Is Governor

By |December 24th, 2016

As to why Vekselberg has aligned himself with Hillary Clinton and her effort to become the new leader of the independent nation of California, FSB analysts in this report explain, is due to his “eccentric love and fixation” towards Fort Ross, that is the former Russian establishment on the west coast of North America in what is now Sonoma County, California—and was the hub of the southernmost Russian settlements in North America from 1812 to 1842.

Hillary, Show Us Where the Bad, Bad Putin Touched You

By |December 19th, 2016

So you feel violated? Did someone exercise their right to vote for someone other than yourself? The hell you say! Not  in MY country! Did someone reveal the sobering truth about you and confirm the undecided voter's worst fears? Oh, hell no! You want Congress to investigate, or attack Russia? Eh, slow down, sparky. Unfortunately, for you at least, that's how elections work. I see you pointed at the doll's head. Is that the place where those bad, bad voters made you feel like a sore fucking loser?

Clinton Camp Admits Insider Leak, Not Russian Hack

By |December 18th, 2016

Podesta: "I'm definitely for making an example of a suspected leaker whether or not we have any real basis for it."

Was Seth Rich the DNC Leak? Ask John Podesta

By |December 18th, 2016

Podesta: "I'm definitely for making an example of a suspected leaker whether or not we have any real basis for it." In the first week of August several news boards alleged that Huma Abedin was the leak, and that she had Seth Rich contact Wikileaks and Anonymous. Wikileaks has offered a $20,000 reward leading to the capture of Rich's killer(s). Yet another source, SVR intelligence analysts, claim that the hit team was captured in a shoot out with the FBI on July 12, 2016.

PeePee-Leaks! Hillary Blames Putin for Leaking Her Bladder

By |December 18th, 2016

Citing an anonymous CIA source, twice failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton peed herself earlier today at a gathering laying out the true reasons for her loss. News later emerged that the Russians were somehow responsible for leaking the full contents of her bladder before she could finish her speech. This time Russian leader Vladimir "The Bladder Whisperer" Putin did take the blame and said her vesica, a double agent, was "always a faithful leaker."

Media Silent After US Courts Smash Clinton Coup Against Trump

By |December 18th, 2016

In the US Federal Courts of the States of Alaska, California, Colorado and Washington complete smashing of Hillary Clinton’s attempt to overthrow President-elect Trump, as well as the State Supreme Court of Colorado, this report explains, these American jurists have laid bare the lie being spread by what is called the Hamilton Electors who say that the 538 members of the Electoral College are able to substitute their will over that of the over 100 million citizens of their country who voted for whom they wanted to be their next president.

Agent Govniuk Exposed as Russian Agent/Hillary Alter Personality

By |December 11th, 2016

Dr. Pepe Le Frogg announced today that Hillary's alter personality has been identified as a Russian spy named Agent Govniuk, a self-destructive splinter of her personality that loves to sabotage her life. Govniuk is Russian for a very naughty word, incidentally. This incredibly self-destructive alter, when in control, made sure she ran while under a criminal FBI investigation. It made sure she rigged the primary and sabotaged Bernie Sanders' campaign and lost his supporters when they found out. It was responsible for her calling half of Americans racist, deplorables, irredeemables, xenophobes, and sexists. Because "Agent Govniuk" blames everyone else for her mistakes, she cannot self-correct, so she continuously fails no matter how much she is assisted by political operatives and donors.