Donald Trump

January 2017

John Lewis is Not MLK, Fought Voting Rights of Poor in 2016

By |January 16th, 2017

MLK fought for voting rights. John Lewis fought against the voting rights of those who voted in the primaries. In 2016, in Puerto Rico and elsewhere, he supported a candidate that shut down polling stations to make it harder for people sympathetic to Bernie to vote. He supported a candidate that demonstrably, with supporting video evidence, physical evidence and witnesses, corrupted the DNC so even they had to admit the primaries were rigged to favor Hillary. He went against the voting rights of blacks and whites alike, for personal ambition. It doesn't matter what he was, or what Bernie once was, it is what happened in 2016, and it won't be forgotten.

Spy Agencies Reveal State Entity Who Most Influenced Trump’s Win

By |January 3rd, 2017

"It was this moron," said Director of National Intelligence Haywood Jablowme as he pointed to a slide of Hillary Clinton at a press conference earlier today. "That is the key state entity most responsible for influencing the election to favor President Trump. Putin didn't tell her to run while under an FBI criminal investigation, or to call half of America irredeemables, deplorables, racists, sexists... The media narrative is that if only people didn't know she was so corrupt and inept, she would have won. It's as asinine as saying that if only people didn't know the water was poisoned, we would have taken a drink and died, acting as if this was the logical desired outcome. So the impartial watchdogs who warned us of a clear and present danger are to be condemned? Fuck you."

December 2016

Former CIA Spy Has A Christmas Message For Trump

By |December 24th, 2016

The media purveys fake news. Between now and Inauguration Day you should ask Mike Flynn, your National Security Advisor, to sit down with Kellyanne Conway, Brad Parscale (Giles-Parscale), Andrew Garfield (Glevum Associates), and me, to discuss the repurposing of the White House floor space and resources now wasted on the fake news press.

Trump To Move 370 Elite Troops From Russia To Protect His Life, Family

By |December 24th, 2016

Important to note about President-elect Trump’s American private security companies, this bulletin continues, is that XMark LLC specializes in the use of special forces troops, ASIT Consulting is one of the United States top experts on the importing of specialized weapons, and Ultra Electronics USSI has the reputation of being a global leader in the futuristic use of electronic and acoustic weapons—and when all combined under RBS Group leadership, presents one of the most formidable private mercenary armies the world has ever known.

Media Erupts After Trump Eats a Burrito Without Their Permission

By |December 4th, 2016

After a withering attack for eating a burrito without their consent, Donald Trump ordered a giant 6 foot burrito and appointed it Secretary of Go Fuck Yourself CNN. "He's appropriating a cultural heritage," cried CNN's Don Lemon as his panel nodded grimly. "It's dangerous and likely to exacerbate racial tensions." Never one to shy away from controversy, PEOTUS Donald Trump immediately got himself a taco bowl, and washed the meal down with a vintage 2016 bottle of Rachel Maddow's election night tears.

October 2016

Russia Confirms Supercomputer Findings Showing Donald Trump Landslide Victory

By |October 30th, 2016

An interesting Ministry of Education and Science (MoES) report presented to the Security Council (SC) earlier today says that Lomonosov Moscow State University’s artificial intelligence (AI) genetic programming (GP) T-Platform supercomputer has confirmed the findings of Sanjiv Rai’s equally powerful AI supercomputer MogIA that US presidential candidate Donald Trump is poised to win the 8 November American election in a landslide.

What Hillary Just Pushed Us Into to Distract You from the Clinton Foundation…

By |October 27th, 2016

While the press was talking about lewd language and Trump's "sex scandals" Russian Soldiers Prepare For Nuclear War The first images of the Russia's recent nuclear attack drill have been released, confirming the massive scale of the preparations...An unprecedented 40 million Russian citizens, as well as 200,000 specialists from "emergency rescue divisions" and 50,000 units of equipment took part in a four day-long civil defense, emergency evacuation and disaster preparedness drill last week, the Russian Ministry for Civil Defense reported on its website.As The Sun reports, radiation-ready Russian soldiers prepare for nuclear war in the first footage to emerge of a terrifying practice drill involving up to 40 million people.More at Zero Hedge

What if Trump’s Previous Incarnation is Patton?

By |October 23rd, 2016

Crazy thought, right? Well, just humor this thought for a second, those of you who believe in reincarnation (the rest of you guys in the skeptic's corner can dismiss this article if you haven't already).

Podesta UFO Talk Part of “FIRESIGN” Salvage Program to Save Clinton (Staged Crisis)

By |October 22nd, 2016

“The ability to produce these effects across 23% of the continental United States is the objective of FIRESIGN and field tests in the Levant [with ISIS?] have proven successful. The FIRESIGN scenario is that of an invading extraterrestrial force of nearly incomprehensible scale (massive floating cities descending, god-sized “walkers” among the clouds with terrifying weapons, wheels of fire and eyes, etc.). This phenomena, when activated will bring electoral and social systems to a halt and, in afflicted areas, will permit a narrative wherein POTUS is able to “Call a halt” to the invasion and then “hand over the torch” to Clinton, providing a basic continuity of state. John Podesta's unusual fixation with UFOs include making them Hillary's transparency talking point, as exposed in Wikileaks, giving us the framework for a terrifying political psychodrama.

Body Language… That Moment You Realize it’s Over

By |October 20th, 2016

"The eyes, chico. The eyes." Hillary got some bad news before the debate and at many points her eyes seemed to well with tears. She seemed to get triggered when Trump said he'd keep us in suspense in terms of accepting results of a possibly rigged election, citing overwhelming Project Veritas video evidence of planned vote rigging and fraud, that the fired DNC organizer Bob Creamer met with Obama 47 times and organized violence at Trump's rallies by paying off  the mentally ill to foment it, and that Pew reports there are 4 million dead voters, etc.