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Trump Orders Release of JFK Files

By |October 21st, 2017

President Donald Trump has ordered the release of the final set of JFK files.

Thousands of Male Models Mass Suicide Over Rumors of Joy Reid Marriage, Assange on Suicide Watch

By |July 11th, 2017

According to Reid, Julian Assange on suicide watch "after I got him to spurn celebrity babes like Pamela Anderson for false hopes of my sweet booty." How did she do it? She texted him that she was married, which Assange did not know, and "he was ruined instantly."Unfortunately, word spread fast, and there were unintended and catastrophic consequences. Over 20,000 male models, and a few hundred very attractive women, perished today in a mass suicide over this false rumor that drop-dead gorgeous, beauteous vixen MSNBC anchor Joy Reid was married. But she went further. She really felt it was time to "twist the knife and break Julian" and call him "gross."

The Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and Trump

By |July 9th, 2017

Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth."Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is bleeding all over  the table! We're trying to eat here!"Worse, not too long ago it was a bunch of creepy texts from Psycho Joe to the President, but this is a bit of an escalation. "Cry for help maybe?" the agent asked.

NBC vs. America in JFK Assassination

By |May 28th, 2017

“As a matter of fact, the Warren Commission’s inquiry into the assassination started off with a completely unacceptable philosophy for a democracy like ours. One of its stated objectives was to calm the fears of the people about a conspiracy.”

Mika, You Are Hereby Banned From Blowing Me

By |February 17th, 2017

Mika Brzezinski, it's no use crying, you are hereby banned from blowing me. Don't even ask, don't even bother scouring the net for deals on knee pads. Truth welcomes debate, it doesn’t fear it. If your talking points are based on something you know to be false, of course you will look for reasons to avoid guests who call you on it. Bill Maher is right about this refusal to actually engage in debate signals surrender, and he surrenders often on everything that really matters so he'd know, and it is why Democrats keep losing.

The “59 Grassy Knoll Witnesses Conspired to Lie” Conspiracy Theory

By |November 22nd, 2016

Because 59 witnesses would have to conspire to present the same consistent account, the most ridiculous and obvious conspiracy theory of all is coming from the Lone Gunman Conspiracy Theorists.

BREAKING: 2016 Election Results (Clinton Win) Reportedly Posted To NBC FTP Server One Week Early

By |November 2nd, 2016

Reports surface the 2016 election results, including state by state results, have been posted on the FTP server used by NBC NBC affiliate WRCB TV in Chattanooga, Tennessee one week early. This news is still breaking and this certainly have a reasonable explanation such as their system is just being tested with dummy data. Perhaps they are making pre-recorded news clips or are prepping for the “historic” coronation for Hillary. However, after reading the story and verifying that the files  and results are indeed on the server thus we present them here.

DNC Leak Reveals MSNBC, NY Times Sabotaged Sanders

By |August 7th, 2016

Leaked emails show collusion between the DNC and publications such as the NY Times and MSNBC to deliberately sabotage Bernie Sanders’ bid for nomination.In one disturbing email exchange, the DNC boasted that they could get NY Times reporter Nick Confessore to bury references to Hillary Clinton’s Hillary Victory Fund, in order to promote her as the favourible candidate during the recent Democratic primaries.

NBC News Bullshit

By |February 28th, 2013

A case in point: NBC's Michelle Kosinski reporting on the extent of the flooding in Wayne, New Jersey. Alas, she is foiled in her endeavor to bullshit the nation when reporting from a canoe as two men walk through what was supposed to be water so deep you needed a canoe to traverse it. Then she dramatically announces the amount of damages from the flooding has reached the "tens of thousands of dollars," which means one whole house got water damage, apparently.