In Brief

Breaking: Rinse Penis Says Leaker Allegations Ridiculous

By |July 31st, 2017


Israel Anti-Boycott Act Invites Devastating U.S. Goods Boycotts

By |July 30th, 2017

If the BDS was effective enough to hurt Israel so badly they came to us for deliverance, who is to say it isn't enough to hurt the U.S. when we're struggling to improve our exports? Pushed mostly by Dems, bill making it a federal crime to support BDS sends shockwaves through progressive community. "Crime" of boycotting racist apartheid Israel has civil penalty of $250,000 and a criminal penalty of $1 million and 20 years in prison

Hillary is Political Herpes, a Gift That Keeps on Giving

By |July 15th, 2017

Political herpes Hillary Clinton is a gift that keeps on giving, and she's flaring up again in time to lose again in 2020.

Madam Schiff Has Russian Ties. No, Seriously. It’s true.

By |July 14th, 2017

Here's a kicker from the hate campaign leveled against Russians...

DNC Chair Donna Brazile to Write Political Thriller About 2016 Election

By |July 12th, 2017


CNN, Your Tears Are Delicious!

By |July 4th, 2017

"Those who would destroy our lives with lies, will themselves be destroyed by truth." Cicada 3301. Hmmm. Yummy, CNN, your tears are delicious. Looks like CNN, and the mainstream media has so much contempt for you they don't even think you deserve the right to feel upset about anything but what they want you to. Literally. They think you don't have a right to care about the things that really matter to you, so right now, these swamp nobles have decreed that you must drop everything, and care about only what matters to them, and right now it's President Trump tweeting mean things about CNN, and that should take precedence over everything in your sad little flyover lives. Specifically, you should personally be offended by a meme of Trump wrestling a CNN logo. Yep. That's it. They want you to lose sleep over this, to march over this, to beat your kids for not caring, to self-immolate like a Buddhist monk in protest over this, to divorce your wives and husbands if they're not upset about this too.

In Brief: Secret Service Releases Morning Joe’s Creepy Texts to President Trump

By |June 7th, 2017

The Secret Service has just released a troubling series of long rambling texts to the President by Morning Joe Scarborough, the beta male in the morning show with Mika Beserkski.

In Brief: Former FBI Director James “Showboat” Comey Arrives for Capitol Hearing

By |June 6th, 2017

Former FBI Director James "Showboat" Comey arrived in DC today in preparation for hearings on Russian meddling in our election and possible obstruction of justice allegations.

Nancy Pelosi Cites Spoof “Trump’s Time Machine” Book in Call for Impeachment

By |June 2nd, 2017

You may find the original article here.

Consequences: “Jar Jar Binks of Politics” Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Loses Cameo in Latest Star Wars

By |May 26th, 2017

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to Cameo in Latest Star Wars