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March 2013

Telezombies: the Remote Eating of Brains

By |March 1st, 2013

As the frontal lobe disintegrates into subatomic particles which shoot back into space, antennae in Rosie's jowls and back hair channel this radiation from the microwaved brains of millions back into her digestive tract.

February 2013

On the Execution of Gilligan

By |February 27th, 2013

Behold Gilligan's Island according to stark reality and probability. After fucking up every opportunity to get off the island, the castaways (unless they were as retarded as Gilligan himself) would eventually decide to get medieval on the dumb bastard.

Did Glenn Beck Rape and Kill a Young Girl in 1990?

By |February 26th, 2013

Tired of Beck’s idiotic, leading questions and wild allegations whose answer he knows full well is no, the favor was returned. This time the question was did Glen Beck rape and kill a young girl in 1990?

Anyssa Kim

By |February 21st, 2013

Poet and author Anyssa Kim offers a play inspired by the abortion debate. Sam, a performance artist, goes off the deep end and makes an "art" piece using dead babies from an abortion clinic and... well, read on.

The Inhalers

By |February 10th, 2013

As it is a well-established fact that both George Washington and Thomas Jefferson grew marijuana on their plantations, this is an objective and clinical dramatization of their lives as stoner Rastafarians...


By |February 6th, 2013

Rebuttals on select articles and issues.

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