Buddy Holly, a 50s rock star many had presumed dead in a plane crash, was found alive and well celebrating the inauguration of the 45th president. Clad in a suit too large for him, the bad fit led many to wonder if Holly had drastically lost weight in recent days.
Putin Orders All Russian Troops Out Of Syria During Surprise Visit After Iran Issues Ultimatum To US
President Putin has just made a surprise stopover at Khmeimim Airbase where he has ordered the withdrawal of Russian troops from Syria—whom just 5 days ago, on 6 December, the General Staff announced had liberated Syria from the Islamic State (IS/ISIS/ISIL/Daesh), with Iraq quickly following suit by proclaiming their total defeat of these barbaric ISIS terrorists, too—but with Putin’s “main/central” motivation for issuing this order being Iran having just warned the United States to immediately pull all of its troops out of Syria, “or the doors of hell will open up”. […]
In a memorable culinary-themed fashion statement to close the debate, Hillary Clinton served up a new Gucci pant suit to wow undecided voters. The spiffy ensemble will certainly be remembered as she presented the national audience with an artfully garnished, steaming plate of bullshit peppered with a dash of inanity and tears. […]