Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
A stunning new Investigative Committee (SLEDCOM) report circulating today says that it has opened an urgent investigation in order to conduct a “psychological and historical analysis” to verify a theory that the killing of Tsar Nicholas II and his family, in 1918, was a ritual sacrifice made by the Bolsheviks in a bid for global domination—with SLEDCOM’s fears being that soon-to-be Princess Meghan Markle is, likewise, being set up for slaughter due to “unresolved issues” surrounding the beheading of her royal British ancestor Lord John Hussey. […]
Gatwick Airport is the second-biggest airport in the UK located a few kilometers from central London, who, on 20 December, suspended operations for 36 hours cancelling nearly 800 flights and stranding over 110,000 passengers—and whose stated reason for this shutdown was due to unauthorized drones—an absurd explanation as even the most expensive available for public use drone in the UK has only 20-30-minutes of battery power—can quickly be brought down by advanced microwave and laser weapons—whose electronics are readily traceable, as British police were able to do last year when a drone interfered with 5 flights at Gatwick—and in no way whatsoever requires the deployment of armed secretive British special police forces. […]