Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”. […]
A very interesting new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that a few hours after US Attorney General William Barr confirmed he had opened multiple criminal investigations into the coup plot against President Donald Trump—a revelation so paralyzing to the “Deep State” even its main mouthpiece CNN pushed out a headline declaring “Barr Ensures Congress Can’t Stop Trump Now”—British Prime Minister Theresa May abruptly fired her Defense Minister Gavin Williamson and barred any criminal investigation against him from occurring—an expected action against this maniac Foreign Ministry Sergei Lavrov had previously labeled a “Minister of War”—but whose gravest crime May is trying to keep hidden is his involvement in the British staged coup plot against Trump—that has now met the dreaded “Barr Bomb” top Russian officials warned last month would soon be exploding. […]