Breaking: Rinse Penis Says Leaker Allegations Ridiculous

Interesting indeed. […]

Butt hurt Chris Cuomo claims that accusing a journo of using fake news is like using the “N word.” But who ever said he was a real reporter? This is the same fake news peddler that told his viewers that reading Wikileaks is illegal! To be fair, I did not really bone his wife, that’s fake news too. Beastiality is illegal in my state and PETA would never leave me alone. […]

Reports surface the 2016 election results, including state by state results, have been posted on the FTP server used by NBC NBC affiliate WRCB TV in Chattanooga, Tennessee one week early. This news is still breaking and this certainly have a reasonable explanation such as their system is just being tested with dummy data. Perhaps they are making pre-recorded news clips or are prepping for the “historic” coronation for Hillary. However, after reading the story and verifying that the files  and results are indeed on the server thus we present them here. […]