Breaking: Rinse Penis Says Leaker Allegations Ridiculous

Montgomery left the NSA and CIA with 47 hard drives and over 600 million pages of information, much of which is classified , and sought to come forward legally as a whistleblower to appropriate government entities, including congressional intelligence committees, to expose that the spy agencies were engaged for years in systematic illegal surveillance on prominent Americans, again including the chief justice of the Supreme Court, other justices, 156 judges , prominent businessmen such as Donald Trump, and even yours truly . […]

To why Seth Rich had to be assassinated, this report explains, was due to his discovering a massive spying operation surrounding DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (also a US Congresswoman)—that was headed a Pakistani national named Imran Awan who, along with his friends and family, penetrated the entire computer network of nearly every Democratic Party member of the US Congress—with his then transferring this highly classified information to the Hezbollah spy ring he was a part of. […]

Reports surface the 2016 election results, including state by state results, have been posted on the FTP server used by NBC NBC affiliate WRCB TV in Chattanooga, Tennessee one week early. This news is still breaking and this certainly have a reasonable explanation such as their system is just being tested with dummy data. Perhaps they are making pre-recorded news clips or are prepping for the “historic” coronation for Hillary. However, after reading the story and verifying that the files  and results are indeed on the server thus we present them here. […]