BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that negotiations on the transfer from a United States prison to Russia may soon begin for student Maria Butina, who was unjustly convicted for “Russia Hysteria” crimes, says that the state of “Legal Lunacy” the Americans have descended into now includes the powerful Chair of the US Federal Election Commission Ellen Weintraub having just declared in an official statement: “Let me make something 100% clear to the American public and anyone running for public office: It is illegal for any person to solicit, accept, or receive anything of value from a foreign national in connection with a U.S. election.”—an official declaration on treason that strikes at the very heart of Hillary Clinton because of the infamous Trump-Russia Dossier that gathered information using Kremlin sources and was authored by former British MI-6 agent Christopher Steele—was paid for by the Clinton Campaign and Democratic National Committee—and that Hillary Clinton herself later defended on the Daily Show by saying that “it’s part of what happens on a campaign”.   […]

It's that highly inappropriate grin again. […]

Equally as critical to note about this US-led coup now taking place in Venezuela, this report concludes, is that as the Americans will never allow a leftist-socialist regime to take power in their hemisphere, they most certainly will never allow one to take power in their own country—and as a protection against, the pro-Trump conservative publication Townhall actually outlined the blueprint for the total destruction of leftist-socialist forces in the United States that eerily matches what is now occurring in Venezuela—and wherein they fully detailed this blueprint in two articles titled “The Military Coup Against Donald Trump-Part 1” and “The Military Coup Against Donald Trump-Part 2”—and whose final warning that applies to leftist-socialists in the US and Venezuela alike states: And it came to pass that the government power abused by the plotters was, in turn, used by the elected government to preserve itself against future threats. Those who had been subject to the failed coup saw no other alternative in order to protect the will of the people. So in a way, the plotters succeeded.  They had sought to overturn our Republic.  They just weren’t the ones left standing after they did. […]