BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

In her new memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton writes that “I was tempted to make voodoo dolls of certain members of the press and Congress and stick them full of pins.” However, while making the rounds and finding herself more unpopular among Democrats and progressives in her Blame Everyone Tour, she has decided to use the proceeds from the Clinton Foundation to redeem herself, and plans to reboot the Haitian economy. She has ordered 63 million voodoo dolls custom made for each individual Trump voter. […]

John Podesta is “shopping on the sidelines” to the over 15,000 participants from 100 nations of this global event a “world altering” $1 million expected fee speech Secretary Clinton wants to make in Moscow exposing an “extraterrestrial cover-up” that cost her the election against President Trump—and that Podesta is previewing with his appearance on an American television programme called “Ancient Aliens” wherein he states “Secretary Clinton, likewise, was also kind of interested in the topic, and during the course of the campaign said that, if elected, she would have ordered a more thorough declassification review”—and that sheds new light on why, this past weekend, Clinton appeared at a Yale University commencement address where she donned a traditional Russia ushanka and proclaimed “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em”.  […]

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