BREAKING NEWS: Hillary is Still Not President

Dick. […]

“The broad swath of the Trump-hating media that has participated in what has amounted to an unconstitutional attempt to overthrow the government are reduced to reporting the events and revelations of the scandal in which they have been complicit, in a po-faced ho-hum manner to impart to the misinformed public that this is as routine as stock market fluctuations or the burning of an American flag in Tehran… The collapse of this grotesque putsch, under the irresistible pressure of a functioning attorney general and Senate committees that are not hamstrung by NeverTrumpers, will cause a revulsion against the Democratic Party that will be seismic and prolonged. The disgrace of their misconduct is profound and shocking. Those responsible will pay for this, including at the polls.” […]

During the same time period over this past fortnight loyalist forces of President Donald Trump successfully captured  “Deep State” operative Peter John Dalglish, who in desperation before his capture leaked “snuff films” to the “dark web” showing Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin torturing and murdering a young girl child. Gina Haspel, the new Trumpnominee to lead the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), personally led an operation to capture top CIA officer Beth Huth—who was taken into custody this past Friday (13 April) when she was lured back to CIA headquarters in Mclean, Virginia—with Huth, reported be wearing a wig at the time of her capture, being found in the possession of a loaded weapon, had $100,000 in cash and her passport—and who was quickly thrown into the mental ward of an undisclosed US military hospital. […]