BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up…" has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to promote the first female president/White House cleaning woman. At 3:00 am, she would be up all right- doing the White House laundry. […]

Upon the CIA advance team arriving in Nepal, this report says, SVR intelligence analysts recorded a “significant increase” in “dark web” communications emanating from the home of Peter John Dalglish—that culminated, during the first week of April, when he released to the “dark web” a video file code named “Frazzledrip”—that contains a scene of Hillary Clinton and her top aide Huma Abedin  taking the facial skin off a young girl child and wearing it over their own faces to terrify the girl—with Clinton and Abedin then killing the child and drinking her blood. […]

A “Honey Trap” plot initiated against President Donald Trump had as one of its main leaders the Democratic Party US Senator from Montana named Jon Tester—whose purpose behind was to eject from the White House its personal physician US Navy Admiral Ronnie Jackson in order to replace him with US Army Doctor Jennifer Peña—with Dr. Jennifer Peña being a known close associate of the just captured Hollywood actress Allison Mack arrested for her sex trafficking crimes. The plot failed and led to Trump to declare this past weekend “Tester started throwing out things that he’s heard. Well I know things about Tester that I could say too. And if I said them, he’d never be elected again.” […]