BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

A stunning new report issued today in the Kremlin by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) says that a joint terror operation with Britain’s Secret Intelligence Service (SIS/MI6-Military Intelligence, Section 6) has resulted in the capturing of an Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL/Daesh) terror leader employed by a private mercenary firm hired by former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton—and that information obtained from “Hillary’s spy” has resulted in INTERPOL, this morning, issuing a top secret Red Notice as a major “terror event” is now feared imminent. […]

“He [L. Ron Hubbard] got hold of the book by Alistair Crowley called The Book of the Law. He was very interested in…the creation of what some people call the Moon Child. It was basically an attempt to create an immaculate conception– except by Satan rather than by God. Another important idea was the creation of what they call embryo implants –of getting a satanic or demonic spirit to inhabit the body of a fetus. This would come about as a result of black-magic rituals, which included the use of hypnosis, drugs, and other dangerous and destructive practices. One of the important things was to destroy the evidence if you failed at this immaculate conception. That’s how my father became obsessed with abortions.” […]

Germany’s Federal Intelligence Service (BND) shocking dismissal yesterday of over 300 elite police officers from protecting the lives of President Donald Trump and President Vladimir Putin at next weeks G-20 Meeting in Hamburg is due to their being infiltrated by an elite organization of American assassins responsible for the worst political murders in US history—and one of whose “provable” assassination attempts was in 1979 against President Jimmy Carter, who, like Trump, vowed to restore the United States government to its people. To the SVR’s most feared assassination scenario involving President Trump at next weeks G-20 Meeting in Hamburg, this report concludes, is that should these assassins be successful, the American “Deep State” will blame President Trump’s murder on Russia thus justifying their initiation of World War III—and that their elites are prepared for with their being able to rapidly flee to their underground bunkers while tens-of-millions of ordinary American citizens die. […]