BREAKING: Hillary Runs for President of Own Fan Club, Manages to Lose by Landslide

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest. […]

According to this report, in a little less than two years from when President Trump began freeing his nation’s over 327 million peoples living in the world’s second largest democracy from globalist tyranny, 48 hours ago he was joined in this historic effort by new Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro who, likewise, is freeing his nations 211 million peoples living in the world’s fourth largest democracy from this socialist-communist menace, too. […]

“Terrorism is an anti-human tool in the hands of global powers in order to cause insecurity and rifts, as well as to impose their will and policies on nations and governments. I regret to remind you that most of the known terrorist groups across the contemporary world have either been or are formed and reinforced by US security services, or have, halfway through, started to serve their goals.” […]