Dismembered Tim Kaine Found in Clinton Crawlspace After Disastrous Debate

10 crews of Tu-95MS strategic nuclear bombers and tanker aircraft have successfully carried out long-range test missile strikes on “enemy” ground facilities after they were ordered to alert status by President Putin—a war move deemed necessary after American shadow government “Deep State” leftist-socialist leader US Senator Elizabeth Warren declared yesterday that “by the time we get to 2020, Donald Trump may not even be president…in fact, he may not even be a free person”—and if should happen, would immediately ignite World War III as Senator Warren’s Democrat Party has already declared that the United States is at war with Russia. […]

With Hillary Clinton and her accomplices believing they had neutralized Donald Trump by his merely knowing Epstein, however, and their further belief that the “avalanche of scandals” surrounding Trump would cause his campaign to collapse upon itself, this report continues, this New York City billionaire, instead, has “defied all normal logic” and is nearing winning the US presidency.

In a “last chance” bid to destroy Donald Trump, however, SVR intelligence analysts in this report state, Hillary Clinton and her accomplices have now paid off a number of Bill Clinton’s rape victims to change their story saying that Trump had raped them—the details of which are contained in a US Federal Court filing making these absurd allegations. […]

A very sobering new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that by 0400 Moscow Time on 9 April, US and NATO warplanes operating in the Levant War Zone retreated to their various Middle Easternstaging bases and sea platforms (aircraft carriers) without their having violated the new rules of engagement (ROE-”Red Line’) imposed by Russia on these hostile Western military forces—and whose swift withdrawal came in the aftermath of a failed, and unprovoked, Israeli airstrike on a Syrian air base whose air defenses obliterated 5 of the 8 missiles fired at it.   […]