Dismembered Tim Kaine Found in Clinton Crawlspace After Disastrous Debate

Within two hours of President Putin calling an emergency meeting with defense officials upon his learning 14 Russian submariners had been killed, that was followed by Vice President Mike Pence being abruptly called back to the White House, an urgent communiqué was received by Minister of Defense Sergei Shoigu sent from US Air Force Chief of Staff General David Goldfein—and after received by Minister Shoigu, than saw General Goldfeinpublically releasing a three-step counterplan to deal with a Russian nuclear attack upon the United States—with this crisis being sent into motion due to war actions involving the just started massive Dynamic Mongoose operation being conducted by NATO anti-submarine forces off the coast of Russia—and whose “Hornet Nest” attack tactic caused the tragic loss of life aboard Project 10831 Losharik—the most secretive and feared Russian submarine in existence. […]

The US media should apologize for two years of anti-Russian propaganda. Trump haters, who are already having a horrible week, have as yet failed to notice that President Donald Trump has somehow managed to pull off the “greatest deal in human history” to save our world from climate change—and as evidenced by his government’s top NASA scientists—within 24-hours of Special Counsel Robert Mueller and Attorney General Bill Barr completely exonerating him from the Russian collusion hoax—stunningly announcing that the world’s most important glacier in Greenland is reversing course and starting to accumulate ice at an alarming pace—a reversal that amazingly began two years ago after Trump pulled the United States out of the Paris Climate Accord—thus leaving all to wonder what other super powers he may possess, and when he will use them next! […]

In yet another example of the prescience of the peoples in Sweden who are now preparing their nation’s 65,000 nuclear bunkers for war, and the vast majority of peoples in Russia knowing that World War III is immanent as tensions escalate in Syria, a just released Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin has authorized a “punishing” retaliatory strike against American military forces for their complicity in the murder of 4 Russian serviceman in Syria.  […]