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Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
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Sorcha Faal

White House In Turmoil After “Sealed Indictment” Issued For Arrest Of Former US Vice President Joe Biden

August 28, 2018 Independent Press Sorcha Faal

Over 40,000 “sealed indictments” have left in terror the entire US shadow government “Deep State”—a beyond stunning new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today outlining the points to be discussed between Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo during their upcoming meeting at the United Nations notes that its main focus will be centered on a “sealed indictment” issued for the arrest of former United States Vice President Joseph Biden for his criminal involvement in what is known as the Burisma Holdings Scandal—and whose pending arrest now sees the White House in turmoil over their not fully knowing what its reverberations might be.   […]

Fake News

White House Relents, Gives CNN’s Jim Acosta a Seat at the Table

June 27, 2017 Independent Press Fake News, Independent Press

After much criticism, gnashing of teeth, tantrums, and holding of his breath, CNN’s Jim “Pajama Booties” Acosta has prevailed against President Trump in his battle for White House access. Trump at last relented to his stern demands and offered the reporter “a highly coveted seat at the table.” Here, a proud Acosta announces the breaking news to a global audience. A night of hard-hitting news would follow. The first was Juice-box Gate. “Everyone here got one juice box, ” Acosta said solemnly, tears welling in his eyes, lips slightly quivering as he relived the traumatic moment. “President Trump got two juice boxes and even a crazy straw. He got two. It makes you wonder about the fairness and character of the man, and where the nation is going.”

Later, at a CNN panel discussing the “controversial breach in White House protocol,” the panel nodded in sober, unanimous consent. “It’s time for an independent investigation of the matter, perhaps led by Maxine Waters,” Don Lemon argued. “We’ve seen this before. It’s a disgrace to our country. Russia’s hand in this scandal is clear to all.” […]

Gratuitous Impiety

Hillary in the House

March 17, 2015 Independent Press Gratuitous Impiety, Independent Press, Politics

This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up…" has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to promote the first female president/White House cleaning woman. At 3:00 am, she would be up all right- doing the White House laundry. […]