Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?
United States Secret Service (SS) forces tasked with protecting the life of President Donald Trump have conducted a first in history live-drill on the White House grounds in preparation for a “complex attack”—and that came within 24 hours of the Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations (MOSSAD) confirming that “Deep State” aligned CIA operatives loyal to Hillary Clinton have established a new base in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) from which, during the past fortnight, they lashed out from by assassinating the highly respected Swedish journalist Bechir Rabani whose stunning revelations were exposing “Hillary’s Cash Man”. […]
After much criticism, gnashing of teeth, tantrums, and holding of his breath, CNN’s Jim “Pajama Booties” Acosta has prevailed against President Trump in his battle for White House access. Trump at last relented to his stern demands and offered the reporter “a highly coveted seat at the table.” Here, a proud Acosta announces the breaking news to a global audience. A night of hard-hitting news would follow. The first was Juice-box Gate. “Everyone here got one juice box, ” Acosta said solemnly, tears welling in his eyes, lips slightly quivering as he relived the traumatic moment. “President Trump got two juice boxes and even a crazy straw. He got two. It makes you wonder about the fairness and character of the man, and where the nation is going.”
Later, at a CNN panel discussing the “controversial breach in White House protocol,” the panel nodded in sober, unanimous consent. “It’s time for an independent investigation of the matter, perhaps led by Maxine Waters,” Don Lemon argued. “We’ve seen this before. It’s a disgrace to our country. Russia’s hand in this scandal is clear to all.” […]
This auditory holocaust's introduction regarding the White House, i.e., "we need a woman to clean it up…" has an inadvertently sexist undertone that evaded all of the women here. The middle-aged white "rapper" seems to promote the first female president/White House cleaning woman. At 3:00 am, she would be up all right- doing the White House laundry. […]