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Methinks I am a conspiracy theorist. Art thou? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment herein?

Panic Engulfs Elites As Feared “Trump-Trap” Prepares To Spring And CDC Warns Of Nuclear War

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An astonishing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today claims with grudging admiration that President Donald Trump has now become one of the greatest “Machiavellian Masters” of modern political times—and who, while at the same time his elite leftist enemies are incessantly cheering a “fake news” book positing that he has lost his mind—has gathered around himself this weekend all of his top Republican Party and intelligence agency leadership at his impregnable Camp David compound—but that, most importantly, doesn’t include his Attorney General Jeff Sessions—who, instead, is preparing to spring one of the most audacious “traps” upon Trump’s enemies the United States has ever seen—but whose success of is not assured, and is why Trump’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has just stunningly announced that it will start preparing the American people for nuclear war.

Ignore all posts from Q today (Jan 5)

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8chan board compromised. Ignore all posts from Q Jan. 5 2018.

I Eat Pussy Too! Where’s My Presidential Medal of Freedom?

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STFU Ellen. Eating pussy never made anyone a hero, or I would be immortalized in marble, in every city. So what if I'm a man, you sexists! I'm still a hero if she is! Neither does dancing like an idiot make me a hero, which is my specialty. If they had a Dancing with the Stars That Are Not Stars That Dance Like Fucking Idiots, I would have a special. Fuck you and your shitty ass show and goofy dance. You have the moral authority of a masturbating chimp. Your biggest achievement will be that you're remembered as the lady talk show host with the bad haircut prone to inducing grim visuals of you with a strap-on. Ew!

The Impious Digest Will Not Screen New Movie at Tom Hanks’ Home

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Out of respect for the POTUS the film, "I'm a Pretentious Hollywood Fuck Who Thinks My Movies Are a White House Priority and National Treasure" will not be screened at Tom Hanks' home.

Q: (M)Adam Schiff is a Traitor and Leaker, Going Down

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Blunt & Direct Time.. Adam Schiff is a traitor to our country. Leaker. NAT SEC. EVIL. Tick Tock. Hope the $7.8mm was worth it. Enjoy the show. Q "Awon was scared... Awon left his computer and breadcrumbs to DWS and Israel. Chuck Shunmer, Adam Schiff and Debbie Wasserman Schultz were deeply involved. Netanyahu was the puppet master... The walls are closing in on Netanyahu now. They have over 40 counts against him so far. The big crisis is yet to come when the American people realize their staunchest ally in the middle east has been extorting and spying on their politicians. Comey is also in big trouble... Trump needs to audit the CIA and AIPAC and make public any and all politicians that received any money from Israel or Saudi Arabia."

The Impious Digest Officially Disavows Abby Martin

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Was it not Voltaire that said "I may disagree with every word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to be a fucking moron; to be a Soros-loving, David Brock air biscuit for re-tweeting Media Matters like an alt-left troll." Although at the time I felt so awful I wanted to jump out of the 7th floor window, I'm glad now that I accidentally broke the frame in that painting you had just sold in that Los Angeles art show. In fact, I am so pissed right now I'd be doing a hat dance around it, and stomping it in Doc Martin boots.

“We said NO.”

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Unconditional surrender, you buck-toothed viper. You fucked up.

Thread Reader: Are Flynn’s network of spooks taking down corruption in the DOJ and FBI? 

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"Long read forthcoming. Topic: Are Flynn's network of spooks taking down corruption in the DOJ and FBI? Much credit to @Thomaswictor for his brilliant work. This is an analysis of what he proposes - which lines up nicely with what we discovered with our own work."

Q on 8chan

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"Why is he leaking by posting on the chans? Because they're the last bastions of free speech. Mainstream media is hopelessly compromised and, as we'll see further down, a major part of the problem. Social media is controlled and actively censored. The chans are where it's at: pure uncensored raw discussion, analysis and detective work. Just ask Shia LeBeouf what they can achieve. This board's job is to analyse Q's material, find the truth and distill it down into a form that is palatable for normal people: memes, infographics and other red pills."

Beardoholic Gives Us New Intelligence on Shia LeBeouf’s Beard

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How to Grow Facial Hair Inspired by Shia LaBeouf: Shia LaBeouf has sported all beard styles, from a five o’clock shadow to gnarly neck beard to total lumberjack big beard. He’s rocked sideburns, stubble, and full facial carpet. Depending on which look you’re hoping to achieve, there are different ways to grow that coveted facial hair. To grow a beard faster, leave the razor and trimmers in the drawer for at least 4 weeks.