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Local Woman Happy as Fuck She Caused Hillary to Lose

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Linda V. Clemmons, 24, admitted today that her refusing to vote in 2016 was "the key reason Hillary Clinton got her ass handed to her on a platter" in the presidential election and that it makes her "happy as a fucking clam that she lost."

US Spends $70 Billion To Influence Russian Election

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As an example of how these foreign monies are being used to influence elections in Russia, this report explains, was yesterday’s protests organized by a minor political figure named Alexey Navalny—who though hailed in America as “the man Vladimir Putin fears most”, is actually barely known to the Russian people and is currently polling around 1-2 percent [English] ahead of next year’s presidential election.

US Explodes After Russian Company Closes “CIA Backdoor” Embedded In All Microsoft Software

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The Ministry of Industry and Trade (MINPROMTORG) states that the United States has “exploded” with “anger and retribution” against Russian and United Kingdom based Kaspersky Lab after its experts discovered a “backdoor” (that bypasses a computers customary security mechanisms) embedded by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) into all Microsoft software products—and who after doing so, these same Kaspersky Lab experts then issued a “protective patch” (that fixes computer security vulnerabilities) to “close” this CIA “backdoor” from ever being opened again. 

#FBIAnon – Awon Cut A Deal and Will Sell Out DWS/Schumer/Schiff

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VL was contacted a couple of hours ago via email asking to convey the following message and we agreed. I have included a True Pundit link for more information. Prayers for Florida - May God protect all those that decided to stay.

American Holocaust: 9/11 an Irrefutable Nuclear Event

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"According to a retired FXX agent specializing in Israeli counter intel: The type of nuclear devices used on 911 were a modified version of the W-54 nuclear artillery shells that were covertly provided to the Israelis between 1988 and 1998 from US surplus stockpiles illegally exported during the Bush/Clinton era. Chemical analysis done by DOE Sandi was able to identify the chemical/radiation footprint or fingerprint of the warheads based on samples taken after 911 of the fallout at ground zero."

It’s All Over!

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PewDiePie on celebrity use of natural disasters to promote themselves or a political agenda.

Russia Accepts US Emergency Meeting Demand, But Warns Venezuela “Is A Spark To World War III”

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Within 3 hours of the Ministry of Defense (MoD) issuing their grim report yesterday about the United States planned invasion of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela [and as we reported on in our 9 September report Venezuela Prepares For Invasion After US Uses “Hurricane Cover” To Send Strategic Bombers To Colombia], the American’s demanded an immediate emergency meeting with Russia—and that President Putin agreed to, but with his warning that the Venezuela crisis is yet another “spark to the flame” being wielded by the Americans that could unleash World War III. 

World Peace at Hand: UN Security Council Institutes Like, Dislike Button

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The United Nations Security Council has introduced a new means to ensure, at long last, world peace. "They are like UN non-binding resolutions, only more bad ass. No self-respecting nation wants to wake up to a depressing number of likes due to war crimes."

Inspiring! $2,500 Service to Avoid Hillary Book Tour a Smash Hit

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Let's face it, she's everywhere, but for only $2,500 you can spend several days in an isolation chamber away from Hillary Clinton during her book tour. An ingenious entrepreneur has created Cankles Away, a new service that guarantees you will avoid any news of, or audience with Hillary Clinton during her "What Happened" Blame Everybody book tour. Part of the fee pays for hotel accommodations, and the removal and jamming of all electronic devices to keep clients blissfully unaware of the cult media following the failed presidential candidate.

Chris Hayes Rocks Cable News, Media Still Circle Jerks to War Mongers

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Don't know why this is news, but it's supposed to be important because cable news public relations firms say so, albeit they plant stories in high traffic sites passing off as news but they are really just ads and discredit the legitimacy of the purveyor. Whatever the case may be, good for you, Mr. Hayes! You must be very proud of yourself! You look thinner, too, and manlier!

Bill Nye Announces New Sex Junk Video, Threesome with Eclipse

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BREAKING!