It’s Paris Hilton

Contest Winner


1st
Place

Quentin Tarantino

Super Duper Kick ass Hollywood film director

“She killed my foot fetish. That’s all I have to say about that. Now I will kill myself. Fuck you Paris! Fuck you world!”

2nd PlaceShakespearePlaywright, social critic, pudenda aficionado

“Behold, I studied physics and engineering, then gathered and invented the tools to create a time machine hundreds of years before my time, all of this just to deliver this important observation: Frankenfeet defy time and space; and
I just got a hard off.”

 

 

 

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