Before Ann Coulter Conquered Twitter, She Conquered Facebook

Ann told host Bill Maher that women “should be armed but should not vote. No, they all have to give up their vote…the problem with women voting- and your communists will back me up on this- is that, you know, women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it. And when they take these polls, it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.” […]

The Russian Federation and People’s Republic of China have jointly invoked Article 9 of the Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People’s Republic of China and the Russian Federation in order to designate the American online social media and social networking service company Facebook as a “hostile war target”—and is in direct response to Facebook having just launched an “unprovoked cyberattack” against the Federative Republic of Brazil to grossly interfere in that nations upcoming free elections—and that sees Facebook (Seriously, you can’t make this up!) using its power to silence the Christian populist-nationalist candidate Jair Bolsonaro, known as “Brazil’s Donald Trump”, in a blatant bid to aid their favored globalist candidate Geraldo Alckmin, who is known as “Brazil’s Hillary Clinton”.   […]

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