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Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What is your secret? Are you some mysterious enchantress? What spell have you cast on us?

Experience counts. So do solutions, and Hillary has both. Lately, Hillary has chosen smaller, more intimate venues for her rallies, and as one audience member in the crowded phone booth asked:

“Like you and many Americans, I have cankles– unsightly calves that go straight into my ankles…

“Yet, you are proof that a woman horribly afflicted with cankles can be sexy even outside the fetish fringes. What is your secret? Are you some mysterious enchantress? What spell have you cast on us? and what is your national plan to combat the growing threat of cankles in America?”

A national plan, you ask? Skeptics laughed, they said the national cankle epidemic was too great for one woman to handle alone. They were wrong. She has a plan, a solution: The Mandated Pantsuit Act of 20016, or Hillary’s Law…

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