Sorcha Faal

Britain Orders Mass Burnt Offering Sacrifice Of 150,000 Cattle In Occult Bid To Kill President Trump

A Five Eyes “urgent action communication” to the British Commonwealth nation of New Zealand has ordered them to immediately “sacrifice” 150,000 cattle… the Department for External Church Affairs of the Russian Orthodox Church has concluded that this “offering” is being performed at the urging of the Edom-Esau British Royal Family, is, in actuality, an “occult supplication” to the “god” Baal (who is secretly worshiped by all the Royal Houses in Europe) to kill President Donald Trump—with His Holiness Patriarch Kirill comparing this “spiritual battle” to what the Prophet Elijah when he confronted these Edom-Esau worshipers of Baal and declared: “I am the only one of the Lord’s prophets left, but Baal has four hundred and fifty prophets.  Get two bulls for us.  Let Baal’s prophets choose one for themselves, and let them cut it into pieces and put it on the wood but not set fire to it.  I will prepare the other bull and put it on the wood but not set fire to it.  Then you call on the name of your god, and I will call on the name of the Lord.  The god who answers by fire—he is God”.  […]

Censorship

The Great Accomplishments of Hired Skeptics

Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future mathematical branches I prematurely criticize. As a gatekeeper in a secret brotherhood of illuminated miscreants I am the self-appointed judge of ultimate wisdom and falsehood. I play a devil's advocate just to be an asshole, and most people don’t really like me.” […]