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90 Day Fiancé is Pure Schadenfreude, and I Love It

Perhaps the most well-known woman he paired up with was Rose, a Pilipino girl some 35 years his minor. His visit  to her country to see her family was probably the most cringe-worthy episode I have ever watched. He asked her to take an STD test the moment he gets there. She is naturally insulted, and he is soon crawling back to apologize. She takes him home where he witnesses abject poverty, and he actually takes a bath with her father after he asks Ed to do so. I have no idea why. A huge rat scurries along a wall and frightens Ed, while Rose and her family seem surprised he is affected. […]

Sorcha Faal

Supreme Court Appears Ready To Deal Shocking Death Blow To Biden

A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing events relating to Day 52 of the election war currently raging in America, says first to notice was leftist cable news outlet CNN celebrating the 80th birthday of Dr. Anthony Fauci on Christmas Eve—a celebration that saw CNN newsman Austen Bundy proclaiming: “Today we celebrate the birth of our 2020 Lord and Savior”, and when noticing yesterday, saw Security Council Members likening this demonic worship to the Russian communists replacement of Christianity with “Heroes of the Soviet Union”—communist state heroes Dr. Fauci is a carbon copy of, as while being worshipped like a “god” by his socialist-leftist followers, he then admitted that he has been deliberately lying about the coronavirus because the American people “were not ready to hear the truth”—and was a deliberate lie from this “state hero” CNN didn’t bother to even report on, as they then spent their time urging for a constitutional amendment to prevent President Donald Trump or anyone like him from having power again.   […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Thrown Into Barbaric Socialist Lion’s Den On Way To Election Victory

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the American election truism that “No Republican candidate for the presidency has ever won the election without winning Ohio…Literally never, from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump, has an elected Republican president not won Ohio…Every time a Republican has lost Ohio, he has lost the presidency”, says this feat was accomplished when the battleground State of Ohio swung in favor of President Donald Trump, providing him 18 crucial electoral votes—that was joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden being “obliterated by Hispanics” in the State of Florida, which gave President Trump another 29 electoral votes—after which this election ground to a complete halt with Biden having 238 electoral votes and Trump having 213 of the 270 needed by either of them to be elected—and when halted saw Trump leading in the key States of Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina—and Biden having a 7,121 vote lead over Trump in Wisconsin with 89% of the vote counted.  […]

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Sharknado Leader Trump Claims First Election War Victim As 24 States Activate National Guard

An informative new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today notes that Election Day in America has arrived in the shadow of the grim letter just presented to President Donald Trump by the Vatican’s former ambassador to the United States—wherein Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò warns about the “global conspiracy against God”, sees him stating “As is now clear, the one who occupies the Chair of Peter (Pope Francis) has betrayed his role from the very beginning in order to defend and promote the globalist ideology, supporting the agenda of the deep church, who chose him from its ranks”, and in his plea says: “Mr. President, you are well aware that, in this crucial hour, the United States of America is considered the defending wall against which the war declared by the advocates of globalism has been unleashed…With this heavenly hope and the assurance of my prayer for you, for the First Lady, and for your collaborators, with all my heart I send you my blessing…God bless the United States of America!”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Cookie Monster And Holy Hermit Election Prophets Arise As Fort White House Prepares For Siege

A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the non-scalable fence being installed around President Donald Trump’s residence ahead of the 3 November election to create a Fort White House able to withstand the siege being predicted against it by unconventional conflict expert Dr. J. Michael Waller of the Center for Security Policy, who has just warned “We have to prepare for these mobs by the tens of thousands if not more right in downtown Washington, DC preparing to storm the White House”, says these preparations for election violence are coming at the same it it’s further being warned by fearful expert observers that “The weeks following the election could very well be the most dangerous weeks in this country since the Civil War” and them saying  “We have never seen such a longstanding democracy in such a rich country break down before — never…But it could happen this year”. […]

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Trump Fulfills Bible Parable—Leaves Entire American Flock To Rescue One Lost Sheep

An amazing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says two of the most remarkable 96-hour time periods ever to occur in American election history are as astounding as they are miraculous—both of which saw at their center point the final appeal letter written by President Donald Trump to the American people on 30 October he titled “Reelect Me And I Will Continue To Deliver Safety, Prosperity And Opportunity For All Americans”—a letter that followed by 96-hours the kidnapping of 27-year-old American citizen Philip Walton by terrorists from the farm he was working at in the West African nation of Niger—and with 96-hours remaining until the 3 November election, saw President Trump courageously risking his entire reelection by signing a daring military order to rescue this single American—a military order issued to the United States Navy Seals and Special Forces commandos who immediately executed a successful and dangerous long-range rescue operation to free this young American in Nigeria where the terrorists had brought him—whose only counterpart in history was “Operation Eagle Claw” ordered by President Jimmy Carter in April-1980 to rescue American hostages in Iran—that ended in failure, and which President Carter said was the main reason he lost the 1980 election to Ronald Reagan—and if the mission to free this single American citizen had likewise ended in failure, there is no doubt that the socialist Democrat Party and leftist media crucifixion of President Trump would have doomed his reelection—though with President Trump being a Christian like President Carter is, leaders like them aren’t guided in their actions by earthly things like elections, but by Biblical truths—the one just exampled by President Trump being The Parable of the Lost Sheep that says: “Then Jesus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them.  Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it?  And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home.  Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’”.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Rapidly Looming “Knife Fight In A Phone Booth” Election Sees America Preparing For War

A thought-provoking new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting spokeswoman Maria Zakharova having stated: “We are not losing hope that common sense will slowly start prevailing after the elections and that Washington will finally realize that betting on further propagation of anti-Russian myths doesn’t hurt us as much as it serves to further fuel political passions and whip up atmosphere of distrust in American society”, says this sentiment longing for peace comes at the same time Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is comparing this election to a “knock-down drag-out knife fight in a phone booth”, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has just made a frightening proclamation saying: “I feel confident Joe Biden will be president…whatever the end count is”—that explains why the leftist publication Atlantic put out their distorted article “Why the 2020s Could Be as Dangerous as the 1850s” depicting this election as being the hinge that will lead to civil war, and why the conservative publication PJ Media put out their article “Democrat-Run Hellholes Prepping for Election Night Violence Because Of Course” that says of this election “it is impossible to avoid thinking or talking about what sort of mayhem will ensue”—all of which has leftist social media giant Facebook chief Mark Zuckerberg warning of the potential for civil unrest as votes are tallied in an election he says will be a test for his social network—thus leaving HBO comedy news host Bill Maher as being one of the few voices of sanity being listened to by these leftists—who during his programme, that aired a few hours ago, listened to his deluded leftist guests cheering Biden’s coming victory, then afterwards told them: “You sound like the panels I used to have on right before the last election. … You guys are whistling past the graveyard”—after which he made up a new rule saying: “No matter which side wins on Tuesday, let’s skip the civil war and go right to reconciliation…Thirty-four percent of the voters believe there will be another Civil War within the next five years and I’d like to remind them of one thing: America is a family and the definition of family is people who hate each other without resorting to violence…We have to see each other not as mortal enemies but rather merely as roommates from hell…If we want to simply exist, we’re going to have to find a way to work together. … So let’s not have a civil war with the Trumpers…We’re no good at war and they’re no good at being civil…So please, whatever happens Tuesday, let’s find a way to live together…We have to — because no other country will take us”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Controlled “Q” Typhoon Slams Into Hunter The Hunted And Levels Leftist Media

An astonishing new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the latest findings compiled by the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) regarding the known and suspected operations emanating from the private intelligence service President Donald Trump created upon his taking office in 2017, says the boundaries of coincidence have to be stretched beyond imagination when understanding this powerful and shadowy organization in light of Time Magazine publishing their article “The 25 Most Influential People on the Internet” for 2018 that listed the mysterious QAnon organization in this category and said: “Last October, an anonymous user, known simply as Q, started posting cryptic messages on the controversial message board 4chan”—an October-2017 date for when QAnon first appeared, whose cryptic messages and clues have been deciphered and expanded on over these past few years by numerous professional soldiers like former US Army combat veteran Jeffrey L Minch—a professional soldier who publishes under the banner “The Musings of the Big Red Car”—and though interspersed with his unique conservative social commentary, saw him being one of the first and only operatives to have laid out the trail of crimes committed by Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election.  […]

Sorcha Faal

Stage Now Set In America For Cataclysmic “Fog Of War” Reckoning Day

An in-depth new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting top American defense experts having just warned “that the country is on the verge of large scale political violence”, says accelerating this fast looming catastrophe was yesterday’s United States Supreme Court rulings allowing the State of Pennsylvania to extend to 5 p.m. 6 November the deadline to accept absentee ballots, from 8 p.m. on 3 November, and the State of North Carolina to extend the deadline for accepting mail-in ballots until 12 November, a six-day extension of the date set by the legislature. […]

Sorcha Faal

Whistleblower Drops “Q” Bomb On Biden—Then Reveals His Family Is Under Navy Seal Protection

An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that spokeswoman Maria Zakharova was right to respond to leftist media lies about anonymous CIA operatives’ claims that Russian secret weapons are being used against them with her saying: “I will not try to confirm whether they are the victims of an acoustic attack, paranoia, or Russophobia…That’s a question for the doctors”, says the even better response to this drummed up election hysteria to damage President Donald Trump was voiced by the Russian Federation Embassy Australia replying to these lies with the message: “The Russians are coming!…The Russians are coming!…They’re right around corner!…I’ve seen Russian soldiers!”—a sentiment being echoed in America by such articles like “Hmm… America Keeps Getting Attacked By Nations It Hates In Ways Only The CIA Can See”—though to fully understand what’s going on, the American people should read and understand the just published article “History is Unerring, Redundant and Unforgiving: The Shocking Parallels of the 1917 Russian Bolshevik Revolution to 2020 US Leftist Rebellion”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Premiers “Barrett Bobulinski Show” In Face Of Biden “You’ll Bury Everyone Involved” Threat

A fascinating new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that leftist US tech giants are continuing to ignore demands to end their censorship of truth telling Russian media outlets, says this vile attack against the free flow of facts and information continues spreading across America where even now the Hunter Biden scandal is exposing for all the world to see the full breadth of leftist mainstream media corruption—and to fight back against sees master showman President Donald Trump having just premiered what can only be described as the “Barrett Bobulinski Show”. […]

Sorcha Faal

America Prepares For Civil War To Stop Democrats From Allowing Perverted Sex With Cows

A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting President Putin stating that he’s prepared to act in accordance with good will to refrain from deploying nuclear capable ground-launched ballistic 9M729 cruise missiles in the European regions of Russian Federation territory, says stunningly this measure to preserve peace was met by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden declaring: “The biggest threat to America right now in terms of breaking up our security and our alliances is Russia”—a declaration Biden followed by exampling yet again how far his mind has deteriorated into dementia when he forget who he is running against by saying: “Four more years of George, uh, George, uh, gonna find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets elected, we’re gonna be in a different world”—and caused presidential spokesman Dmitry Peskov to reply directly to Biden saying: “We can only regret the fact that this is how total hatred for the Russian Federation is being promoted, that our country is portrayed as an enemy…This is not true”.

Total hatred exhibited by the socialist forces in America that have neglected to heed the warning given to them by President Theodore Roosevelt, who over a century ago told his nation: “To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society”—and by failing to heed are now pushing their nation to a brink of civil war so severe, top President Donald Trump religious advisor Frank Amedia is now warning his POTUS Shield Spiritual Warriors that unless socialist Democrats are defeated and destroyed, “they will unleash Marxist lawlessness animalism so somebody can even marry a cow and have perverse sex with them”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Chinese Operatives Revealing Shocking Biden Truths Warn America “Be Prepared Darkness Is Coming”

An insightful new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the summoning to the Ministry of Defense of the German defense attaché over his nation’s involvement in the NATO drilling scenarios for the use of tactical nuclear weapons in flagrant violation of the Nonproliferation Treaty, says these preparations for total war have caused the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) to reexamine the warnings issued over the past year by Francis Menton—who first rose to prominence in America in 1964 an economic adviser to Republican Party presidential candidate United States Senator Barry Goldwater, and for 31-years served as a partner in the prestigious international law firm Willkie Farr & Gallagher LLP—a law firm established in 1888 whose partners have included such distinguished elites as Secretary of War Lindley Garrison, Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter and Republican Party presidential candidate Wendell Willkie—and since he retired from this American government connected law firm in 2015, has seen Francis Menton writing about intelligence related issues on his blog Manhattan Contrarian—two of the most concerning over the past year being his 6 October 2019 document “The Bidens: Stone Cold Crooked”, and his just published 23 October 2020 document  “Biden Corruption: Trickle Of Information Becomes Flow Becomes Flood Becomes Avalanche”. […]

Sorcha Faal

Trump Readies Post Election Deep State Massacre Of Historic Proportions

An intriguing new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today decrying the regretful Russia-bashing tone being evidenced in the American election campaign, says being left unnoticed by this nation’s citizens is why this is happening at the same the viewership ratings for all of their major sports leagues have plummeted into the abyss—and if noticing, would find them discovering that this plunge in sports league viewership exactly corresponds with the epic rise of them watching the news, the main beneficiary of has been Fox News, that for months has dominated primetime ratings, not just on cable, but all of television—the significance of which shows the American people have turned politics into their nation’s main sporting event even having its own betting market—and whose main event between the conservative Republican and socialist Democrat “teams” will play out in 9-days time before the entire world on 3 November. […]

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Winter Has Arrived As Trump And America Reach Their Great Gate In History

The definition of “You can take it to the bank” means one can believe a particular statement or piece of information because it is definitely true—two examples of which are the words in the Book of Ecclesiastes that say “For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven…” and the old saying “What goes around comes around”—both of which explain our world as being a place where everything is cyclical, what was before will be again, and if you wait around for awhile and really notice things, you’ll see countless examples of how very true this is. […]