Chris Elliot’s “Thwacker”

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I had only read the first chapter, which the author refers to as “Chapter the First”, before I was wondering aloud if it was the funniest book ever written.This chapter alone was even funnier than Real Ultimate Power, by Robert Hamburger (an ode to a young teen’s masturbation unto all things Ninja). That’s no small feat, as Hamburger’s book is one of the most cherished books on my very lonely bookshelf. The first chapter of Elliot’s book is available for download as a PDF file. To see it, link here. Or better yet, buy the damned book. […]

Canada Cowers In Fear After Saudi 9/11 Threat—But Americans Can’t Know About After “Internet Dark Age” Descends Upon Entire United States

Sorcha Faal

The entire government and peoples of Canada are cowering in fear today after Saudi Arabia made a not so subtle threat to conduct a 9/11 style attack on Toronto’s CN Tower by crashing a hijacked airliner into it—and whose true origins about involve the Saudi’s fear that Canada is about to expose their genocidal crimes against their minority Shiapeoples using hundreds of Canadian built armored vehicles—and that the “Deep State” is so in fear of the American people discovering the truth about, they’ve now descended upon the entire United States an “Internet Dark Age”.  […]

Trump Drops Turkish Sanctions, But Allows Them To Keep Mysterious NASA Expert In Custody

Sorcha Faal

According to this report, one of the greatest enduring mysteries of the 21st Century is why the United States illegally invaded Iraq in March-2003—whose cause of was foisted upon the American people as being due to Iraq having weapons of mass destruction which every nation in the world knew wasn’t true—and whose US military forces upon invading, placed as their highest war objective the capturing of the ancient city of Babylon—a UNESCO protected world heritage site the US military wasted no time in nearly completely destroying in an effort that can only be described as their trying to find something. Apparently failing to find whatever they were looking for during their initial invasion of Iraq, this report continues, in 2011 the Obama-Clinton Regime created the barbaric radical Islamic terror group ISIS—whose reign of terror throughout Iraq and Syria saw these Islamic barbarians invading, capturing and than destroying every single ancient historic site they could in their effort to find something. […]

Trump Threatens Special Counsel Mueller With Murder Indictment

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During yesterdays White House meeting in Washington D.C. between US National Security Adviser John Bolton and Russian Ambassador Anatoly Antonov, the Americans confirmed that information supplied to them by Russia’s top intelligence directors this past January (2018) has been “instrumental” in uncovering the crimes of Special Counsel Robert Mueller as it relates to one of the worst FBI scandals in history that cost the US government $100 million—and whose facts of make Mueller a target of an indictment for murder that President Trump, no doubt, will ultimately decide on if to prosecute.  […]

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The Church of “Jesus Said to Hate Your Enemies and Pray Only for Democrats”

by JAG in Independent Press

Though they were praying over fears of an assassination; praying for the well-being of the President and nation “borders on heresy.” Keeping it classy?

“It is a form of theological malpractice that borders on heresy. When you can p-r-a-y for a president and others while they are p-r-e-y, preying on the most vulnerable, you’re violating the sacred principles of religion. You know, there is a text in Amos Chapter 2 that says religious and moral hypocrisy looks like when a nation of political leaders will buy and sell upstanding people when they will do anything to make money, when they will sell the poor for a pair of shoes, when they will grind the penniless into the dirt and shove the luckless into the ditch and extort from the poor. That is an actual text.” So sayeth Dr. William Barber, who is clearly very l-o-s-t and u-n-r-e-a-d, particularly in the b-i-b-l-e. […]

Censorship

Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

Books

Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

Censorship

Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

Operation Mockingbird, CIA Media Control Program

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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