Impeach! Washington Post Publishes Damning Book on Trump’s Top Secret Time Machine

100% anonymous footnotes, bibliography, authors. The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed.  Billions had been spent on Project Icarus Rex by DARPA alone. A handful of Swiss and American scientists had initially planned to intervene in a past timeline to prevent World War Three, prevent the African famines, etc. As for President Trump, his first stop was World War Two, but he wasn’t there to stop Hitler. Trump was there to “talk shit about Anne Frank and challenge her to an epic rap battle.”

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Did Hillary publicly threaten to “shoot the panda” Seth Rich in a 2016 Vanity Fair article?

Seth Rich’s social media handle was “panda” and it was known among his friends in the DNC. Did Hillary publicly threaten to “shoot the panda” in a Vanity Fair article of January 24, 2016? Julian Assange has already strongly suggested it was Seth Rich. Kim Dotcom, through whom the data was passed, is willing to testify it was Rich. Hillary’s campaign manager John Podesta, who threatened to make an “example” of leakers whether or not they were guilty, works for The Washington Post. Worse, in clear mockery of the shooting of Seth Rich, a memorial bike rack at the DNC headquarters in Miami refers to the Panda. The DNC also hired a “spokesman” to gaslight the grieving family and to attack investigators of an unsolved murder case, which they treat as closed. 

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Putin Orders “Direct Strike” On Americans As US Troops Not Sure Who’s In Charge

According to this report, this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria authorized today by President Putin is in response to the Trump administration warning last week that they are planning for the next stage of this warthe Americans describe as “a complex fight that will bring them into direct conflict with Syrian government and Iranian forces contesting control of a vast desert stretch in the eastern part of the country”.

Further necessitating this “direct strike” upon American forces in Syria, this report continues, was the US, yesterday, falsely claiming that Syria was preparing to use chemical weapons against Islamic terror forces ravaging their country, and that the United States threatened to retaliate against—with Trump’s United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley stating: “Any further attacks done to the people of Syria will be blamed on Assad, but also on Russia and Iran who support him killing his own people”.

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All Media That Repeated CNN’s Fake Russian Stories Are Fake News. Period.

Is he frothing at the mouth? gross! This anger and denial, however, is pure cognitive dissonance because he’s facing facts contrary to his worldview that his occupation is valued and respected in our community right now. Nice performance though (slow clap), a nice YouTube audition for what promises to be a most worthy lead in a local production of Death of a Salesman someday. Let us first define fake news: fake news is “advocacy journalism.” Advocacy journalism is news that relies on the reporter’s confirmation bias, a logical fallacy, to spread stories that fit a common narrative. Trump is a Russian puppet is a good example. If there is no evidence, confirmation bias will cherry pick all data to support the narrative he is a puppet, no matter how weak such evidence is. A CNN supervising producer, John Bonifield, was caught admitting, on camera, that the Russian conspiracy theory is bullshit, but he simply admitted to what MSNBC, the NYT, and WaPo and cable networks were also doing. They carelessly use each other’s stories all the time as vetted sources, true or false. He knows this and is therefore angry and defensive.

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White House Relents, Gives CNN’s Jim Acosta a Seat at the Table

After much criticism, gnashing of teeth, tantrums, and holding of his breath, CNN’s Jim “Pajama Booties” Acosta has prevailed against President Trump in his battle for White House access. Trump at last relented to his stern demands and offered the reporter “a highly coveted seat at the table.” Here, a proud Acosta announces the breaking news to a global audience. A night of hard-hitting news would follow. The first was Juice-box Gate. “Everyone here got one juice box, ” Acosta said solemnly, tears welling in his eyes, lips slightly quivering as he relived the traumatic moment. “President Trump got two juice boxes and even a crazy straw. He got two. It makes you wonder about the fairness and character of the man, and where the nation is going.”

Later, at a CNN panel discussing the “controversial breach in White House protocol,” the panel nodded in sober, unanimous consent. “It’s time for an independent investigation of the matter, perhaps led by Maxine Waters,” Don Lemon argued. “We’ve seen this before. It’s a disgrace to our country. Russia’s hand in this scandal is clear to all.”

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WH Gravely Warns Syrian President Not To Poison Children Unless He’s Governor of Flint, Michigan

The White House gravely warned Syrian President Bashar al-Assad not to poison children. Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced Monday that U.S. intelligence indicates Assad could be preparing a chemical attack that would “likely result in the mass murder of civilians, including innocent children.”  They would “pay a heavy price,” Spicer said. “You don’t ever poison innocent children without expecting to pay a heavy price.” Spicer than paused for a moment, adding “Unless Assad  is in Flint, Michigan, then he could do us a solid, perhaps, if he takes the blame for that lead poisoning, all that lead in the drinking water that’s poisoning American children. That might be acceptable. That’s some pretty evil shit from Obama’s time and we still haven’t washed that stain off own conscience in this administration.”

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Reflections On The Eve Of War: “The Gates Of Hell Are Opening”

Now for those of you believing that war between Russia and the West cannot occur because of the military doctrine of “mutually assured destruction” (MAD) let me disabuse you of that notion once and for all—because when President Putin warned that he would “fight first” if a “fight was inevitable”, he wasn’t stating his thoughts, he was stating exactly what Russia’s war doctrine is. What would the US reaction be if Russia and its allies surrounded the United States with hundreds of military bases and tens-of-thousands of troops in Canada and Mexico, and then after that, they made laws to destroy America’s entire energy industry? The new US new sanctions law intended to destroy Russia’s energy industry was sponsored by US Senator Bob Corker (R-Tennessee) in order to keep President Trump from preventing World War III. Joining the “Never Trump” Corker is “Never Trump” Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, who is vowing to push this new law into full force by 4 July.

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In Brief: Pocahontas Rises from Dead to Sue Trump for Liz Warren Comparison

In a stunning development today, Native American legend Pocahontas rose from the dead in zombie form to file a lawsuit against President Donald Trump for defamation of character. “He has consistently compared Sen. Elizabeth Warren to me and I find that very hurtful and cruel. ‘Warren Face’ or ‘Ages With Warren’ is now a common taunt I must face among the dimmer circles. Mean little boys don cheap granny glasses and poke their fingers in the air to taunt the skinny girls, saying things like ‘I’m Warren Face Sacajawea’ or something.  I’m not even blonde, none of us are! No one likes to be compared to that yammering spinster and fraud.”

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Trump Prepares For Retaliation After USS Fitzgerald “Collision” Ruled “Act Of War”

The US Pacific Command (PACOM) is said to have stated that “hostilities are likely to soon occur” throughout the entire Sea of Japan region—and that the Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) states is “directly related” to North Korea hacking the autopilot controls of a massive container ship, then crashing it into a US Navy destroyer killing, at least, 7 American sailors. 

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President Trump Annihilates Democrats Again As “Deep State” Clinton Mole Uncovered

Important to note about Special Prosecutor Robert Muller, this report details, is his long “hatred/disgust” with Hillary Clinton following her issuing to him (when she was the Obama regimes Secretary of State), on 16 August 2009, when he was FBI Director, a secret “action request” ordering him to hand over to the SVR a sample of highly enriched uranium (HEU) in a “secret plane-side tarmac meeting” in Moscow that violated all normal US and Russian protocols and procedures for the transfer of such deadly atomic materials.

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President Trump Embraces LGBT Activist As Ukraine Gays Warned Of “Certain Death” 

The radical pro-Nazi ultranationalist Right Sector terrorists in Ukraine have vowed to eradicate all homosexuals from their nation, this report notes, and that Human Rights Watch (HRW), the prominent rights watchdog, expressed grave concern about due to the fact that the level of homophobia remains high among Ukrainian high-ranking officials and the population in general.

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George Soros “Republican Massacre” Birthday Gift To President Trump Stuns World

“The “Republican Massacre” that occurred near Washington D.C. yesterday was a not so subtle “birthday gift” to President Donald Trump from George Soros (who considerers himself a “god” and is called “the most evil man in the world”)—one of whose “community organizers”, named James Hodgkinson, attempted to assassinate up to 14 Republican Party lawmakers—but his being thwarted from doing so by the quick action US Capitol Police special agents, and (of course) the known fact that leftist-communist radicals are notorious for being inept assassins.” 

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Rachel Maddow Dares You to Boycott Her Sponsors (Before She Kills Again)

 18 U.S. Code § 2385 – Advocating Overthrow of Government:

“Whoever knowingly or willfully advocates, abets, advises, or teaches the duty, necessity, desirability, or propriety of overthrowing or destroying the government of the United States or the government of any State, Territory, District or Possession thereof, or the government of any political subdivision therein, by force or violence, or by the assassination of any officer of any such government; or

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