90 Day Fiancé is Pure Schadenfreude, and I Love It

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Perhaps the most well-known woman he paired up with was Rose, a Pilipino girl some 35 years his minor. His visit  to her country to see her family was probably the most cringe-worthy episode I have ever watched. He asked her to take an STD test the moment he gets there. She is naturally insulted, and he is soon crawling back to apologize. She takes him home where he witnesses abject poverty, and he actually takes a bath with her father after he asks Ed to do so. I have no idea why. A huge rat scurries along a wall and frightens Ed, while Rose and her family seem surprised he is affected. […]

Judge Kavanaugh Charade Gives Cover For CIA Takeover Of US Congress As Soros Leftist Mobs Descend On Washington

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A startling new Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin today documenting that the website of Katz Marshall & Banks: Whistleblower & Employment Law Firm “has gone dark”, two of whose attorneys, Debra Katz and Lisa Banks, represent US Federal Judge Brett Kavanaugh accuser Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, notes with growing concern that the Kavanaugh Charade currently enveloping America is providing cover for 30 CIA-linked operatives attempting to enter the US Congress during the upcoming 2018 Midterm Election—and who are now seeing coming to their aid George Soros-backed leftist radical mobs being rushed into Washington D.C. by the thousands ahead of what is expected to be a US Senate circus event masquerading as a hearing that will determine Judge Kavanaugh’s future this coming Thursday. […]

Civil War Now Unstoppable After Official Declaration Made That “Rule Of God” Will Be Reestablished In America

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A heart-pounding new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting that when Abraham Lincoln ran for president in 1860 he didn’t campaign himself for his most important goals, as this was “deemed unseemly in the political climate of the 1860’s”, says he nevertheless won this contentious election wherein he garnered just 39.8% of the popular vote—and when running for reelection four years later, in 1864, saw the powerful mainstream Harper’s New Monthly Magazine calling Lincoln a “Filthy Story-Teller, Despot, Liar, Thief, Braggart, Buffoon, Usurper, Fiend, and Butcher”—all of which has just been played out to near mirror image perfection 48-hours ago when top Trump ally US Attorney General William Barr appeared on the campus of Notre Dame University to deliver what can only be described as a declaration of war against his nation’s godless socialist forces—and that aside from Barr decrying the ascendancy of secularism and vowing to do all he can to assure continued religious freedom for Americans—saw him outlining the boundaries of this looming conflict with the words “During the 20th century, the free society of the United States faced off against totalitarianism, standing up and defeating fascism and communism…In the 21st century, Americans face the question of whether citizens in a free society can maintain the moral discipline and virtue necessary for the survival of free institutions”—after which he warned Trump’s enemies that they were going to lose this civil war for the soul of their nation by his declaring: “Modern secularists dismiss this idea of morality as sort of otherworldly superstition imposed by killjoy clergy…But, in fact, Judeo-Christian standards are the ultimate utilitarian rules for human conduct”.  […]

The Great Accomplishments of Hired Skeptics

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Shermerism: (noun) A delusional, pedantic belief system wherein all scientific wisdom is presumed already known. “Behold my marvelous Shermerism. I am so smart I know all science laws and paradigms and that includes future mathematical branches I prematurely criticize. As a gatekeeper in a secret brotherhood of illuminated miscreants I am the self-appointed judge of ultimate wisdom and falsehood. I play a devil's advocate just to be an asshole, and most people don’t really like me.” […]

Democrat Party Breaks With Rest Of World To Support Iran Policy Based On War And Bloodshed

Sorcha Faal

A critically worded new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov offering that Moscow is ready to contribute to launching dialogue between the United States and Iran if the sides show interest in this, says the events of this past week pushing the world the brink of the apocalypse demands such an action occurring much sooner than later—events that quickly escalated to near catastrophe when the US announced it had dispatched six of its B-52 strategic bombers to an Indian Ocean base within striking distance of Iran—but kept hidden from the American people by their lying leftist media, was that what the US Air Force had just approved them to carry are nuclear-tipped cruise missiles—all under the control of President Donald Trump who had previously warned that “the last person that wants to play the nuclear card believe me is me…but you can never take cards off the table either from a moral stand…from any standpoint and certainly from a negotiating standpoint”—which in this case, though, were not used because of Trump’s masterful moves in achieving a quickly negotiated peace with Iran—a negotiated peace necessitated by Trump’s ordering the assassination of an Iranian terrorist general that US Attorney General William Barr ruled definitively under US federal law “was a legitimate act of self-defense”—a legal ruling immediately followed by France, the United Kingdom and Germany triggering the Iran nuclear deal dispute mechanism because the Iranians were not abiding by its agreed upon commitments—all of which has now been astonishingly met by hundreds of Trump-supporting regime protesting Iranian students refusing to walk on either the American or Israeli flags—and even more remarkably, has seen top Iranian news broadcasters quitting their jobs on air and saying such things as: “It was very hard for me to believe that our people have been killed…Forgive me that I got to know this late…And forgive me for the 13 years I told you lies”—unheard of events beyond shockingly being ignored by the American socialist Democrat Party and its top leaders who are breaking from the rest of the entire world trying to bring peace to Iran—most important of them being Democrat Party Leader Nancy Pelosi declaring that she will not support these Iranian freedom protesters—a demented declaration fully supported by Pelosi’s fellow Democrats and their leftist mainstream media lapdogs who are all praising this now dead Iranian terrorist general—thus making it no wonder why President Trump sent out to his over 70-million followers a picture of Democrat Party Leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer dressed as the Iranian mullahs they’re acting like.  […]

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China Orders “Demographic Genocide” Of Minority Races, Then Slaps Sanctions On US Officials

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

A compelling new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing the greatest foreign policy shift in modern American history since the 1930s, when the United States ended its global isolation to confront both the National Socialist Workers Party of Germany (Nazi Party) and the Empire of Japan, says that after last week’s stunning developments that saw US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo addressing the Copenhagen Democracy Summit to declare to European leaders that “your choice isn’t between Communist China and the United States, it’s between tyranny and freedom”, who was followed by US National Security Advisor Robert O’Brian addressing the world to openly accuse Communist China of being like the mass murdering regime of the former Soviet Union with his stating: “The Chinese Communist Party is Marxist-Leninist, and party General Secretary Xi Jinping sees himself as Josef Stalin’s successor”, the Communist Chinese regime has now viciously struck back—with its first ordering the “demographic genocide” of its Muslim Uighurs and other minority races as part of its sweeping campaign to curb its Muslim population, while it encourages its Han majority to have more children—and was followed a few hours ago by Communist China introducing measures to slap travel sanctions on US officials. […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

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AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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