Declassified JFK Files: Surgeon General Report Indicates at Least 2 Shooters

2017 JFK Files

“I was standing on top of the triple underpass and the President’s Car was coming down Elm Street and when they got just about to the Arcade I heard what I thought for the moment was a fire cracker and he slumped over and I looked over toward the arcade and trees and saw a puff of smoke come from the trees and I heard three more shots after the first shot but that was the only puff of smoke I saw.” […]

Profile in Courage: Local Man Talks Shit About Trump in Liberal Enclave

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Dick Smegma, 26, took a courageous stand today by siding with the majority opinion in a deep blue state where everybody hates Trump.

“I’m no hero,” Smegma said humbly to a crowd of cheering Hillary supporters as they burned Trump in effigy. “But sometimes you have to be brave enough to dispense with the courage of your convictions, and side with whatever is popular with the crowd.”

At press time, Mr. Smega was last seen in a Trump rally talking all manner of shit about Clinton. […]

Hillary Clinton “Lost Emails” Topple Feared Terror Leader And Prime Minister In Single Day

Sorcha Faal

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today says it was no surprise a few hours ago when Joe Lockhart, the press secretary for former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary Clinton, launched a withering attack against supporters of President Donald Trump calling them “resentful, uneducated people screaming for blood from people of color”—that was followed by Clinton allies in the Democrat Party controlled US House of Representatives massively failing in their “Impeach Orange Hitler” vote trying to throw Trump from power—an impeachment effort led by a group of Democratic Party US Congress members who, this past December-2018, were paid by the Muslim Brotherhood supporting monarchy of Qatar to secretly visit their country—a terrorist supporting nation that supports Pakistan—where, over the past 24-hours, one of the world’s top terror leaders Hafiz Saeed was arrested, along with former Pakistani Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi—the later of whom funneled a $1 million bribe through Qatar to the Clinton Foundation to protect radical Muslim Brotherhood linked terror leader Saeed—the full details of which were contained in the supposed to be “lost emails” of Hillary Clinton proving her Muslim Brotherhood links—but which, apparently, the FBI agents investigating the Clinton Foundation now have in their possession.  […]

McCain: 60 Million Americans Colluded With Russians “because fuck you, that’s why”

Cloak and Dagger

In a stunning development, Sen. John McCain has asserted that 60 million American voters may have colluded with the Russians to deprive Hillary of the presidency she was rightfully entitled to “because fuck you, that’s why.”

Sen. John McCain, who is scheduling hearings on the matter, told reporters that “We have damaging evidence that these 60 million, mostly Republican voters directly colluded with Russia to elect Hillary. As proof, we have ballots, actual ballots showing that they voted for Trump, and not Hillary, and that’s treason, if not collusion, according to the Washington Post, CNN, The New York Times editorials. These nefarious conspirators shared unflattering memes and information regarding Hillary Clinton. Because this is what Putin wanted, we clearly have a smoking gun. The egg beater does not lie, Doctor Watson, this is an existential threat to American fish bladders that requires boots on the ground beef to send a clear message to Putin. Do not bippity boppity the oven mitt for two birds in the bush, this is an outrage.” […]

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Russia Slams News Network MSNBC For Being “Place Where Journalism Goes To Die”

by Sorcha Faal in Sorcha Faal

MSNBC was slammed over its sordid attempt to blame President Putin for the scandal erupting around one of their rising star anchors named Joy Reid—whose recently discovered past internet postings exposed her as being a homophobic racist has led MSNBC (that’s best known for being the main propaganda arm of the Democratic Party and “the place where journalism goes to die”) to launch a “fake news” scheme best described by Pulitzer Prize winning reporter Glenn Greenwald who wrote: “What do Democrats do when hideously bigoted anti-gay posts are found on the old blog of a liberal cable TV host and the liberal host claims they weren’t hers?  Do you even need to ask?  They blame . . . PUTIN”.   […]

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Monarch Mind Control Programming

The formal Monarch Mind-Control project was developed from observations of high level Satanic families. These families had no qualms about the concept of traumatizing the fetus. Italian generational witchcraft is called the Ways of the Strega. These generational occult bloodlines, esp. in Tuscany and Naples, are very much into generational ancestor spirits. These were the ones that Aleister Crowley went to learn how to create Moon Children. […]

Cloak and Dagger

AUDIO: JFK Assassination- LBJ Discusses Hoffa’s Threat to Tell All

March 2, 1967: The voice speaking is Johnson’s, the caller was Connally, who phoned regarding the Jim Garrison investigation into the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Johnson notes one of Jimmy Hoffa’s lawyers went to one of their “mutual friends” to discuss the Garrison case; warning that Hoffa “would tell all the story” about the JFK assassination after November of ’67. Johnson’s own lawyer admitted, and detailed how Johnson was responsible for the assassination. This, in addition to several damning White House tapes and other powerful evidence available to the public. […]

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Be Wise as Serpents

BE Wise as Serpents is the history of the systematic destruction of Christianity and the building of a 1-world-religion. As you read this research based on a. confidential interviews with participants within in the conspiracy, b. interviews of unwitting participants within the conspiracy, evidence for a history we have not been told, and a great struggle before mankind as the one-world-power/religion comes into focus. […]

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Actual Supreme Court Rulings Consistent with Illuminati Doctrine

Imagine Supreme Court rulings consistent with an Illuminati doctrine written over 200 years ago; a doctrine calling for a totalitarian world government run by a cabal of international bankers. Imagine rulings also consistent with the 24 protocols of the more infamous work based on it but falsely attributed to an entire people, The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. That is the true horror, and why the latter may be…The Most Prophetic and Terrifying Forgery in History. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?

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Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.
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