90 Day Fiancé is Pure Schadenfreude, and I Love It


Perhaps the most well-known woman he paired up with was Rose, a Pilipino girl some 35 years his minor. His visit  to her country to see her family was probably the most cringe-worthy episode I have ever watched. He asked her to take an STD test the moment he gets there. She is naturally insulted, and he is soon crawling back to apologize. She takes him home where he witnesses abject poverty, and he actually takes a bath with her father after he asks Ed to do so. I have no idea why. A huge rat scurries along a wall and frightens Ed, while Rose and her family seem surprised he is affected. […]

Supreme Court Appears Ready To Deal Shocking Death Blow To Biden

Sorcha Faal

A gobsmacking new Security Council (SC) report circulating in the Kremlin today discussing events relating to Day 52 of the election war currently raging in America, says first to notice was leftist cable news outlet CNN celebrating the 80th birthday of Dr. Anthony Fauci on Christmas Eve—a celebration that saw CNN newsman Austen Bundy proclaiming: “Today we celebrate the birth of our 2020 Lord and Savior”, and when noticing yesterday, saw Security Council Members likening this demonic worship to the Russian communists replacement of Christianity with “Heroes of the Soviet Union”—communist state heroes Dr. Fauci is a carbon copy of, as while being worshipped like a “god” by his socialist-leftist followers, he then admitted that he has been deliberately lying about the coronavirus because the American people “were not ready to hear the truth”—and was a deliberate lie from this “state hero” CNN didn’t bother to even report on, as they then spent their time urging for a constitutional amendment to prevent President Donald Trump or anyone like him from having power again.   […]

Trump Thrown Into Barbaric Socialist Lion’s Den On Way To Election Victory

Sorcha Faal

An interesting new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the American election truism that “No Republican candidate for the presidency has ever won the election without winning Ohio…Literally never, from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump, has an elected Republican president not won Ohio…Every time a Republican has lost Ohio, he has lost the presidency”, says this feat was accomplished when the battleground State of Ohio swung in favor of President Donald Trump, providing him 18 crucial electoral votes—that was joined by socialist Democrat Party leader Joe Biden being “obliterated by Hispanics” in the State of Florida, which gave President Trump another 29 electoral votes—after which this election ground to a complete halt with Biden having 238 electoral votes and Trump having 213 of the 270 needed by either of them to be elected—and when halted saw Trump leading in the key States of Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and North Carolina—and Biden having a 7,121 vote lead over Trump in Wisconsin with 89% of the vote counted.  […]

Sharknado Leader Trump Claims First Election War Victim As 24 States Activate National Guard


An informative new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today notes that Election Day in America has arrived in the shadow of the grim letter just presented to President Donald Trump by the Vatican’s former ambassador to the United States—wherein Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò warns about the “global conspiracy against God”, sees him stating “As is now clear, the one who occupies the Chair of Peter (Pope Francis) has betrayed his role from the very beginning in order to defend and promote the globalist ideology, supporting the agenda of the deep church, who chose him from its ranks”, and in his plea says: “Mr. President, you are well aware that, in this crucial hour, the United States of America is considered the defending wall against which the war declared by the advocates of globalism has been unleashed…With this heavenly hope and the assurance of my prayer for you, for the First Lady, and for your collaborators, with all my heart I send you my blessing…God bless the United States of America!”. […]

Cookie Monster And Holy Hermit Election Prophets Arise As Fort White House Prepares For Siege

Sorcha Faal

A compelling new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today noting the non-scalable fence being installed around President Donald Trump’s residence ahead of the 3 November election to create a Fort White House able to withstand the siege being predicted against it by unconventional conflict expert Dr. J. Michael Waller of the Center for Security Policy, who has just warned “We have to prepare for these mobs by the tens of thousands if not more right in downtown Washington, DC preparing to storm the White House”, says these preparations for election violence are coming at the same it it’s further being warned by fearful expert observers that “The weeks following the election could very well be the most dangerous weeks in this country since the Civil War” and them saying  “We have never seen such a longstanding democracy in such a rich country break down before — never…But it could happen this year”. […]

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Art Thou Worthy?

Fuck yeah I’m a conspiracy theorist: it’s mine badge of honor. Art thou not? Thou block, thou stone, thou worse than senseless thing, for whilst thou slept didst this become a feared and sacred badge of honor. Informed dissent shall always prevail, wherefore art thou worthy, or art thou this unwholesome fool in the group conformity experiment linked here?



Was 9/11 a Nuclear Event?

 View online or download PDF.  1,000 Times More Damning than 9/11 Commission’s 28 Pages’, ‘American Holocaust: 9/11 an Irrefutable Nuclear Event, Over 42,000 Deaths and Counting — Veterans Today Nuclear Event Evidence Compilation Leaked FBI 9/11 Evidence Against Bush, Clinton, Blair and Netanyahu Too Staggering to Ignore. If a picture is worth a thousand words, here’s some culled from thousands implicating them all, Saudis included.

Fail: Washington Post Hoax On Trump’s “Top Secret Time Travel Project”

The Washington Post bravely risks it all to reveal that by 2016, Donald Trump used his access to Gen. Michael Flynn to quietly direct DARPA, then in secret works with CERN in Switzerland, to commission the first  time machine ever constructed. The result? An epic rap battle between Trump and Anne Frank.

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Hearst Boasted Fake News is the Enemy of the People, Causes Wars

Newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst boasted in a cable to his photographer in Cuba "You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war." Sure enough, his papers started the Spanish-American War. Back in the day Fake News was called Yellow Journalism, but it is one and the same, The Enemy of the People.


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