Donald Trump

The Mar-a-Lago Incident: Behind the Scenes with Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, Psycho Joe and Trump

Trump suddenly dropped his fork and winced as he glanced at a growing red stain on the tablecloth.

“Low I.Q. Crazy Mika, hey, the table! Oh come on! REALLY, Mika? Really? Go home! Your face-lift is bleeding all over  the table! We’re trying to eat here!”

Worse, not too long ago it was a bunch of creepy texts from Psycho Joe to the President, but this is a bit of an escalation. “Cry for help maybe?” the agent asked. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Trump Offers To Restore “Russian Greatness” In Order To Stop Communist China Expansion

Most interesting to note too in this SC report is President Trump having told President Putin yesterday that that US bomber flyovers in both South Korea and the South China Sea, along with their planned testing of their THADD missile interceptor system, are meant as “warning messages” to China—and that Secretary Mattis reinforced yesterday by his countering the US “fake news” mainstream media narrative that war with North Korea was near by his stating: “I do not believe this (ICBM) capability in itself brings us close to war because the President’s b […]

Science

Artificial Intelligence “Singularity Event” Sparks Fear In Russia

According to this report, a “singularity” is the hypothesis that the invention of artificial superintelligence will abruptly trigger runaway technological growth resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization—and was stunningly exhibited this past week in Perm when a Promobot IR77 containing artificial intelligence saved a young child from being harmed. This lifesaving robot, this report continues, is manufactured in Perm by a company named Promobot that describes their creation as “the first on the market, completely self-contained “live” with a robot character that is designed to work in areas of high concentrations of people in which the robot helps people with navigation, answers any questions, translates promotional materials and remembers everyone with whom had to communicate”. […]

Censorship

Rachel Maddow’s Greatest Hit

“Donald Trump has to be taken out before he ruins our country,” Rachel Maddows tweeted on January 23, 2017. Since then some forensic psychologists have argued this language and dehumanization actually radicalized Rep. Steve Scalise’s shooter, James T. Hodgkinson, 66, who had fallen hook, line and sinker for a red-baiting narrative. In fact, in the Milgram Obedience experiment, good people were persuaded to harm and potentially kill people they actually met simply because a man in a white lab coat, an authority, told them to. For older Americans, the television set is still an authority. The shooter had created a hit list of high ranking Republicans to take out with an assault rifle. Scalise is the No. 3 House Republican leader. […]

Cloak and Dagger

CNN Offices In Moscow Raided By FSB Counterintelligence Team  

The sudden closing of Kutuzovsky Prospekt between 0700-0900 this morning was due to a counterintelligence “action” (i.e. raid) against an American “entity” suspected of conducting subversive activities in violation Federation law—with the only US company being located there being the global news organization CNN whose Moscow office is located at Kutuzovsky Prospekt 7/4,–but that is much reduced from its 2014 staffing levels after it failed to adhere to Russian media laws. Participating in this “action” against this American “entity”, this bulletin says, were specialized members of The Investigative Committee (SLEDKOM)—which is important to note as they are the lead investigation agency into the money laundering crimes committed by former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton—and who a year ago, likewise, raided the Moscow office of PricewaterhouseCoopers who are believed to have been Clinton’s conduit for funneling illicit monies out of the Federation. […]

In Brief

CNN, Your Tears Are Delicious!

“Those who would destroy our lives with lies, will themselves be destroyed by truth.” Cicada 3301.

Hmmm. Yummy, CNN, your tears are delicious.

Looks like CNN, and the mainstream media has so much contempt for you they don’t even think you deserve the right to feel upset about anything but what they want you to. Literally. They think you don’t have a right to care about the things that really matter to you, so right now, these swamp nobles have decreed that you must drop everything, and care about only what matters to them, and right now it’s President Trump tweeting mean things about CNN, and that should take precedence over everything in your sad little flyover lives. Specifically, you should personally be offended by a meme of Trump wrestling a CNN logo. Yep. That’s it. They want you to lose sleep over this, to march over this, to beat your kids for not caring, to self-immolate like a Buddhist monk in protest over this, to divorce your wives and husbands if they’re not upset about this too. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Intimidation 101: The Unspeakable DNC Gaslighting of Seth Rich Family

Gaslighting is a form of manipulation that seeks to sow seeds of doubt in a targeted individual or members of a group, hoping to make targets question their own memory, perception, and sanity. Mike Cernovich put it best: in contrast to Wikileaks and others, the DNC has offered $0 reward, $0 for investigation, but has gone out of its way to “protect” the Rich family from anyone investigating an unsolved murder case wherein they are the immediate suspects. […]

Cloak and Dagger

How to Deal With Terrorists Calling for the Murder of Julian Assange

Be careful what you wish for. Julian Assange is a nice guy. But Assange has a lot of friends, and some ain’t so nice. They don’t like to see their friends threatened for trying to do the right thing. They may not be as forgiving as Assange, and they will not ask him for permission if anything happens. Why? because you fucking killed him, that’s why. Martin S. Friedlander, Nathan Hale, Jonathan Levine, Michael Grunwald, et al, you made Santa’s naughty list. Knock that shit off, Santa hates terrorists. These plebeians will have to weigh their own influence versus that of the target. That said, let’s see how the Russians, Israelis, and our own spooks deal with terrorists, since you want to play with the big boys by killing someone under diplomatic protection. […]

Independent Press

Inspiring! Trump’s Fiercest Enemies Offering Helpful Twitter Advice

Eschewing their natural instinct to kill a political rival, Trump’s enemies in the establishment GOP and the Democrats gathered together to offer President Trump warm, helpful advice on how to improve his messaging, so he can beat the shit out of them again with even more alacrity in the next cycle. “We love you Donald! We just want you to do well and make our country prosperous and work with us on health care and the economy! We know this Twitter thing is how you got elected and that it is a direct line to your base, a nervous system of the Trump machine that shatters the false reality constructs of so-called rational thinking spawned from General Semantics, the linguistic human engineering of groomed elites…. You know, the same the Rhodes Scholar media uses to manipulate Americans.” […]

Independent Press

Podesta’s “SHE BROKE ME!” Moment, Gets Ruined by Maria Bartiromo

“SHE BROKE ME!” Now there is a real journalist, Maria Bartiromo shows us how it’s done and punches the spirit cooking weirdo in the vagina. Podesta loses it as he is asked directly about his own ties to Russian investments, the sale of US uranium to Russia, and why he didn’t turn over the “hacked” DNC servers to the FBI or DHS, which we know now to be LEAKS. The topics, key as as they were, were verboten because they challenged the Russian conspiracy theory peddled by much of the media as a pretext for military action with Russia. Even FOX wouldn’t go there, so this was bold. BEST. ANCHOR. EVER. […]

Cloak and Dagger

Enraged President Trump To Unleash Global Trade War After EU Sentences Baby To Death

A sobering new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report says that President Donald Trump became so enraged after the European Human Rights Court (EHRC) ordered the immediate execution of a British baby before his parents could bring him to the United States for treatment, he overruled nearly all of his administration officials and ordered the unleashing of a global trade war against what he characterized as the “elite parasites on humanity”. According to this report, in the first recorded instance since Adolph Hitler’s October, 1939, euthanasia “Action T-4” programme (that called for the elimination of the incurably ill) was unleashed by Nazi Germany killing tens-of-thousands of defenseless human beings, the European Human Rights Court this week sentenced to death an 11-month old British baby named Charlie Gard while stating that this infants  continued treatment to sustain his life would cause “significant harm”—and in spite of his parents raising nearly $1.8 million to fly their ailing child to the United States where he could have received lifesaving treatment. […]

Genius

Katy Perry Stumps Neil de Grasse Tyson: “Is math related to science?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson gets stumped by Katy Perry, the smartest girl in the world. PewDiePie delivers once again.

Perry: Is math related to science?

[crickets]

Tyson: Most people who could be born, will never be born. Will never even exist.

Perry: Like sperm…

Tyson: Well, sure, yeah yeah-

Perry: But it’s science!

Tyson: The rest don’t.

Perry: So where do they go?

Tyson: They’re dead!

Later, Perry waxed philosophical.

Perry: I wanna become a scientist now.

Tyson: NO! uh, we need you, we need you on the stage. When you’re done on the stage then we’ll take you in.

Perry: I might be done on the stage.
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