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Not Just the Lady Friends Anymore!
Ready to strap on her new Hilldo™ and tear a new asshole into American dreams of a credible challenge to establishment corruption; Hillary arrives in town to answer, doggy style, any impudent calls for a meritocracy. With palpable excitement, she cheers the arrival of her latest strap on model, The Hilldo™ , after weeks of delay. Other upcoming variations include the larger Amy Poler and the Humadork 69. (Incidentally, dork is an informal reference for a whale penis.) Above, Hillary tests the self-lubricating Hilldo™ Bushlover 666, which features vibrating forklift action and jackhammer engineering. […]
And now, for the ultimate sports enthusiast, a look at one of the most remarkable cat boxing matches in world history. […]
The evidence presented essentially proved collusion between our government and Turkey's in the transport of stolen oil which was the lifeblood of ISIS. Nor can we say there is no evidence of collusion, as we know John McCain had personal contacts with ISIS leaders he had set up to help topple Syrian President Assad. That should put things in perspective: the San Bernadino shooters had no known personal contact with ISIS leaders, but Sen. John McCain did. Another thing to note is that another major and ancient religion having nothing to do with Islam or Judaism or Christianity may have played a significant role. […]
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