SPLC Declares Hitler Cat Racist!

September 29, 2016 Independent Press 0

The ADL has just declared the popular cat meme "Hitler Cat" is racist and must be removed from the net. The meme, which is often seen in uploaded images of cats with Hitler-like mustaches in silly positions or with captions, is now alleged to be a "tacit homage to Adolf Hitler" and a "dog whistle" to "racist Trump supporters."

Bombshell: Government Illegitimate for last 15 Years?

September 26, 2016 Independent Press 0

Key information in the article below that must be shared. Wikileaks is about to drop a bombshell. Our entire government for the last 15 years has been illegitimate. Bush stole the election from Gore using special software and this will be leaked. Also covered is smoking gun evidence against the Clinton foundation.

The Impious Digest Official Endorsement

September 25, 2016 Independent Press 0

After much careful consideration, ultimately it was contrasting domestic policy positions and economic factors that have decided much of this endorsement. This has been a most historic year indeed, in terms of the gravity of the issues addressed, but the choice is now clear…

Angry Hillary Studying Chevy Chase Pratfalls for Debate

September 23, 2016 Independent Press 0

After angrily yelling at supporters in a labor union, blaming them for her woeful drop in the polls and asking why she is not 50 points ahead, Dem strategists hope to redeem themselves by making her look more presidential, competent, mammalian and hopefully, less odious. On a serious note, this does lend credence to reports that after a town hall with Matt Laur, she exploded afterwards and went after her staff, going into a tantrum, blaming them and calling DNC Chair Donna Brazille a "brown cow" who "stared at the wall like a brain dead buffalo."

Egyptians Break Silence: ISIS, 9/11 Created To Justify War On Terror

September 23, 2016 Independent Press 0

“[Perhaps Western] intelligence elements are behind the attacks and the bombings, and later Muslim citizens are arrested and killed and simply accused of perpetrating [the attacks] in order to justify what is happening in the Arab countries in the name of the war on terror, and in order to justify the plan to persecute the Muslims in the U.S. and Europe and expel them? Have we really been deceived, and continue to be deceived, to such an extent?!”

Julian Assange Has Paid a Devastating Price

September 20, 2016 Independent Press 0

"Mr Assange’s situation which is tantamount to a prisoner being detained indefinitely but without a prisoner’s normal physical health care and effectively in isolation… The harmful psychological and physical effects of indefinite detention include:  Severe and chronic anxiety and dread, Pathological levels of stress that have damaging effects on the core physiologic functions of the immune and cardiovascular systems, as well on the central nervous system, Depression and suicide, Post-traumatic stress disorder, Enduring personality changes and permanent estrangement from family and community that compromises and hope of the detainee regaining a normal life following release…"

Sanders Backs HRC Election Fraud Win, Claims Moral High Ground

September 17, 2016 Independent Press 0

30 pieces of silver in hand is better than the mere promise of them, but we all know the dubious reward that it brought one certain individual. It’s as if Bernie Sanders, like Judas, gave Seth Rich and Shawn Lucas their last kiss before betraying them to the George Soros “Caiaphas,” and surrendered their souls to Hillary’s doomed campaign. Five DNC heads were fired over the rigging of the primary. There is an ongoing class action lawsuit against the DNC for fraud. Trump didn’t steal my vote. Hillary did. We know a lot of awful things about Trump, but we do know he doesn’t have a “Clinton mafia,” to use Colin Powell’s own words. Sanders is spitting on Shawn Lucas and Seth Rich’s grave.

Bernie “Rug Bern” Sanders and a Fear-Based Narrative

September 16, 2016 Independent Press 0

Clinton suck up Jeff Weaver joins Sanders "Our Revolution" campaign, all 13 members revolt, massive friction. Giant vagina Bernie Sanders feels the burn. Our decisions when it comes to politics rely on primal emotions rather than reason, so we are now seeing Americans manipulated by the two deadliest emotions we're vulnerable to, hate and fear. As "Vagina Bern" Sanders creates a new "Trump terror" campaign to conceal Hillary's corruption scandals he is willfully creating a fear-based narrative to prevent voters from making an informed decision.

Study: Use of the Term “Conspiracy Theorist” Higher in Ignorant Assholes

September 13, 2016 Independent Press 0

Group conformity experiments have long revealed it, but now science confirms a strong correlation between an over-use of the term “conspiracy theorist” and “neurotic, ignorant assholes.” Scientists at Stanford University noted that:

“We’ve found most people don’t live in a binary world so when someone mocks your capacity for critical thinking, it’s not a plus for the antagonizing speaker or writer. Why we find neurosis is because core elements in this behavior are distress and anxiety. Most people don’t need their personal reality seconded, or usually humored, by everyone they see.”

Jeff Bezos Accidentally Swallows Hillary’s Sputum, Enters Demonic Portal

September 13, 2016 Independent Press 0

Hillary Clinton's press tampon Jeff "Crazy Eyes" Bezos, a billionaire Clinton Foundation donor, was in the middle of spinning the latest fiasco in the Clinton campaign when, thirsty, he drank from a nearby glass of water on a podium. It proved to be a most unfortunate mistake.

Bezos, the owner of The Washington Post, has been put in charge of starting a war with Russia to keep the elites rich in case the dollar implodes at the end of the year.

Hillary Regrets “basket of deplorables” Comment, Meant to Call Americans “basketcase peasant cocksuckers”

September 11, 2016 Independent Press 0

After a fierce backlash from Trump supporters and political handlers watching Hillary implode in a spectacular psychological controlled demolition, Hillary made a quick retraction to explain the gaffe.

"Look, I was wrong. I truly regret I called anyone a basket of deplorables. That is not what I meant to say. What I meant to say is that his supporters are basketcase peasant cocksuckers."

After rumors emerged that she was calling Donna Brazile, an African American, a "brown cow" and throwing a glass at aides after a disastrous Commander in Chief forum, Hillary has begun her charm offensive in earnest.