Limbaugh’s Unusual Gay Marriage Ban Celebration

September 30, 2013 Independent Press 0

You know how Rush is always talking about  "bending over and grabbing the ankles" for minorities to the point of obsession? As Gabriel Winant notes in his Salon article "When Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman sought to court African-American votes by apologizing for his party's past, Limbaugh grumbled, 'Republicans are going to go bend over and grab the ankles.'" Well, I have news for you. He speaks from experience, albeit not from minorities per say.

Robert Pattinson’s Unibrow Walks Off Set

September 30, 2013 Independent Press 0

Robert Pattinson of "Twilight" fame had no comment after his unibrow walked off the set in a bitter contract dispute with producers refusing to recognize it as autonomous and sentient. Presently filming his new teen romance "Smell My Finger, Dudes", Robert had little to say except he can't resume filming until he stops waking up to this…

When Klansmen Killed “a thousand future generations of n*ggers”

September 30, 2013 Independent Press 1

FBI's own evidence and unclassified documents prove Wayne Williams wrongly convicted for the murder of 30 black children… "Mrs. Catherine Leach is enraged that the best kept secret from the public in this crisis Is the brutal manner in which most of the children were mutilated. It is common to find among the bodies— castrations, hands amputated, feet amputated, lips and ears cut off, as well as part of the face. Why, the secret? It reads like old-fashion racist killings."

What it’s all about…

September 27, 2013 Independent Press 0

Not too long ago a friend invited me to her daughter’s birthday party. I had a wonderful time, but as I watched the children play a sadness fell upon me. The cognitive dissonance was over. I had learned a few things over the last few weeks about human nature, about power and secrecy, about monsters portrayed as heroes and heroes portrayed as monsters.

Agent Joe Mahma

September 22, 2013 Independent Press 0

Joe Mahma, Impious Digest staff writer, stars in his first feature film set in 1960s Mexico. Here’s a clip from “We Hope You Don’t Speak Spanish.”

Henry Rollins- America is Under Attack- Transcript

September 21, 2013 Independent Press 0

“Freedom is under attack…under attack by… over-fed, Baby Huey, coward-bitch motherfuckers like Karl Rove and their suck-up coward-weakling apologists like Sean Hannity. To question authority is to be somehow unpatriotic? un-American? and in league with terrorists world-wide? Fuck you!”

Wiccan Faith Based Initiatives

September 16, 2013 Independent Press 0

High Priestess Lilith Smegma’s magic wand will be quite busy in the coming days, as it is to be used to feed millions and shelter the homeless to compete with Christians seeking federal assistance.